Blind Items Revealed #1 - Old Hollywood
January 9, 2018
This former A+ list mostly television "actor" who won several awards for his acting was recognizable to every person with a television. There have always been rumors about his death and various conspiracy theories surrounding it. The reason for it is because the studio used a stand in for the actor for nine years after his death without ever telling the general public. It was only in later years after a book was published that the public realized it had been tricked by the studio. Have some fun with this one.
Bamboo Harvester (Mr. Ed)
This former A+ list mostly television "actor" who won several awards for his acting was recognizable to every person with a television. There have always been rumors about his death and various conspiracy theories surrounding it. The reason for it is because the studio used a stand in for the actor for nine years after his death without ever telling the general public. It was only in later years after a book was published that the public realized it had been tricked by the studio. Have some fun with this one.
Bamboo Harvester (Mr. Ed)
OMG people were guessing Lassie. But no. 🐴🐴🐴🐴
ReplyDeleteBut where did they find another talking horse?
ReplyDeleteHow is this a blind item if it was in a book?
ReplyDeleteComo assim sobre Lassie?? Alguém me conta sobre isso!
ReplyDeleteReal question is how Bamboo Harvester was tied to Geffen.
ReplyDeleteThe show was a cover for an underage beastiality ring. You fill in the blanks...
DeleteHow old was Tiger in the Brady Bunch? Notice how he only shows up in the early episodes?
DeleteOmg, Violet - never thought of that. I was under the assumption that he left because Cindy Brady was allergic to his flea powder....totally starting to make sense now....🤨
DeleteI love you guys.
DeleteSadly, I missed the Mr Hands cameo on Mr Ed.
@katsmo - I think you may be on to something....
ReplyDeleteHow did they get a similar colored horse to chew peanut butter the same way?!
ReplyDeleteMakeup?
DeleteI think I said Mr Ed under my other SN, bitters! 👊🏻
ReplyDeleteThose bastards!! How dare they! I bet original Ed died because he was sexually abused by bestiality fetishists.😣
ReplyDeleteWilllllburrrrr!
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ReplyDeleteThe stantanic worshipping illumiantie killed Mr Ed at the boheemian grove when the scarficed him to their gods with beastitlity gang bang.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows that.
Pfft, rookies.
My cousin’s mailman former college roommate had an affair with a closeted guy who used to get manicures on the DL from the mother of the man who was, back then, Hollywood’s hottest animal examiner. He told her that Mr Ed’s autopsy showed punctured organs and that Milton Berle was good friends with a PA on the show. You do the math.
DeletePfft. That was Mr HANDS, not Mr Ed.
DeleteSo much puncture.
And Mr Hands was a member of The Church of What’s Happenin’ Now, which everyone knows was part of the Young Bestiality ring in the basement of Baskin Robbins at 1st St. and K St., NE in DC.
This is not a secret!
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ReplyDeleteI heard it was Clinton and Oprah and anyone else who identifies as a liberal. Mr Ed was a libtard. I know because Donald Trump told me so through the tv which I watch constantly because my huge ass has melded into the pleather of my lazeeboy chair, here in my mama's basement. Donald is himself a shining paragon of integrity and good ole fashioned Christian values .
ReplyDeleteSo are you saying Mr. Ed was injected with a flu vaccine that was really a cancer causing cerium?
DeleteYes! Now you’re getting it.
DeleteAll libtard animals will be injected with the same vaccine next flu season. They ran out this year. Frickin Obama!
Having pets is low class, according to a certain gilded politico who shall not be named.
Don’t even get me started on what’s happening with SJW birds.
But it’ll all come out. You’ll see.
A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course
ReplyDeleteAnd no one can talk to a corpse of course
Unless of course that corpse
Is the famous Mr. Dead.
The Corpse Whisperer
Delete@AndrewBW, that really made me snort out loud with laughter. Very clever!
ReplyDeleteOne of the most WTF blinds I've ever read here lol 🐴 luvin'! Maybe this poor horsey was about to expose someone...?
ReplyDeleteThe daily fail has at least 1 or 2 articles about strange men getting caught having relations with horses. I think one guy had a restraining order to keep away from one certain horse strange fetish for sure. Poor Mr Ed.
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