With all apologies to every celebrity sex tape out there, the fact there exists somewhere, this particular recording would probably be the most watched ever. It would be the one that you would have to watch in 30 second increments as to not vomit every time you see the guy in it. It involves this back in the day A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner who is still A list even though she really only plays one role these days. The recording was made two decades ago when she was up for a certain role.
Weinstein and the Goopster?
ReplyDeleteGood guess.
DeleteSo that’s why her late father weeped so hard at the pink dress oscars. He raised a yachter.
DeleteTrump and someone?
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ReplyDeleteWhat Academy Award did Winona win?
DeleteIf it is Weinstein and Goop, I'd vomit just as much from seeing her, as him.
ReplyDeleteHaha... probably jerbfor Shakespeare in Love.
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DeleteShe also did to get Great Expecations(should have been called “Don’t Have Any Expectations,please”...
Harv and Goop. And some things should just stay buried!
ReplyDeleteGoop got her oscar in 99. 20 years ago she was up for the role.
ReplyDeleteThis would end goopy for sure! Does she scream "oh uncle Harvey." Lol
ReplyDeleteSometimes dead is better.
ReplyDeleteBest actress winners, 1997-> today:
ReplyDeleteHelen Hunt (please lord no)
Gwyneth paltrow (possible, Weinstein.)
Hilary Swank x 2 (unlikely)
Julia Roberts (very possible)
Halle Berry
Nicole Kidman
Charlize Theron
Reese Witherspoon
Helen Mirren
Marion Cotillard
Kate Winslet (mayyyyybe?)
Sandra Bullock (nah)
Natalie Portman
Meryl Streep (nope)
J-Law (too young 20 years ago)
Cate Blanchett
Julianne Moore
Brie Larson (too young)
Emma Stone (too young)
@Drama, what about Best Supporting Actress?
Delete"The First Lady of Miramax," for sure.
ReplyDeleteWow... this sounds like Paltrow.
ReplyDelete@SDAuntie Bleurgh... This makes sense for GP. The only role she plays nowadays is Pepper Potts.
ReplyDeleteIf the woman was forced or "persuaded" then this is evidence, not a sex tape.
ReplyDelete^This. Even if she participated to get a role and he's on tape stating such is a requirement, this is sexual harrassment as it relates to her work.
DeleteCinema treasure!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe Gweneth didn't win for Shallow Hal. Gaining and losing all that weight is dedication.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Castanza grew a freaking tail for that movie.
DeleteJust as long as he didn't keep putting his fingers in her mouth, almost puked when I read that one.
ReplyDeleteOh Goopy, was the Oscar worth those memories?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure she'll say...absolutely. @Freckles
ReplyDeleteTrump and Stormy or another bimbo whore? ewwwwww
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ReplyDeleteThought Brad defended he "honor?" Poor Brad...Guess Goopy was a willing participant for her fame after all. Is her Mum proud and does she still think we are jealous of her now? Gwinie acts like buttah dont melt in that mouth but we know what does!;)
ReplyDelete@Fustian - yeah, I can pass on attempts to out Enty on his own blog, thanks.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else remember the Goop Vanity Fair cover with her prostrate on the floor in fetish gear, giving her come hither face, which nonetheless looked as sexy as a dead fish?
ReplyDeleteDuring an interview after that, Goop said something to the effect that "Harvey can convince her to do anything" as an excuse for that cover. I bet.
Her fucking White Knight story about Pitt is nauseating. Mah Man done saved me! Sure.
I remember the nude pics of her and brad, that were leaked!!
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ReplyDeleteEhhhh.
You're probably right.
I started when people kept complaining that they could not figure out the syntax of some blinds and were asking for a translation.
And some people have found my silliness amusing.
But it doesn't feel quite right. I think I'll give it a rest...
Goop, Shakespeare in Love
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If it really is Weinstein and Gwyeneth this would explain why she is selling steam douches...
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ReplyDeleteSteam ain't strong enough for that.
@plot: It was actually the short-lived magazine Talk.
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calling Count Jerkula... come in with a rude and randy comment that will make me laugh...
ReplyDeleteThank you haloarh! Yep, that's the photo, not even a bit interesting or sexy. Harv just wanted to humiliate Goop there.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it a jade egg or a crystal she shoves up there to de-Weinstein it?
ReplyDeleteSince Gwynnie and Daddy Bruce had a very strange relationship, her letting other men talk her into weird things using their authority would come naturally...perhaps.
ReplyDeletePerhaps HW was the inspiration for the name “Goop”
ReplyDelete*VOMITS*
DeleteSally Fields with Jackie Gleason for Smokey and the Bandit.
ReplyDeletePOW! Right in the kisser!
Please don't be Uma.
ReplyDeletePlease don't be Uma.
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I remember seeing that pink dress, thinking is this what it's come down to, and never watching one minute of the holy oscars again. Ugh, what a couple of crazy kids, goopy and Harvey, almost as sick as JLaw and Harvey.
ReplyDeletesomething tells me one of his sex tapes wouldn't exceed 30seconds. kinda cursing myself for giving it any real thought but how was sex with him aside from gross. was he more of a watch the girls do stuff or involved and everlasting stallion wanting them to switch up positions, etc. strategic water breaks? what was the timeline and how would it end? do you suppose these girls got off or worse faked getting off? as far as I've heard no one beelined to the police so they did it to further their careers so seems performance based aside from the few who outright left
ReplyDeleteseems the tapes could offer up some redemption if of course it was ever legal to tape in first place
@La-Juice Relax - Uma's never won.
ReplyDeleteHW & Renee Zellweger, Bridget Jones Diary, co-production between Miramax and Universal.
ReplyDelete@plot: She looks so uncomfortable in all the pictures from the shoot.
ReplyDelete@plot for the first I completely agree with you
ReplyDeleteSally Fields
ReplyDeleteIt is absolutely, 100% Gwyneth.
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