Friday, February 02, 2018

Blind Item #4

Did he sexually harass you? Yes
Did he sexually assault you? Yes
Did he treat you like crap most days you worked with him? Yes
Are you in debt and need a job desperately? Yes
So, will you work with him again and pretend he is the greatest? Yes
Welcome to the world of this reboot from back in the day that was a big hit for an at the time A+ lister and his co-star who has been in and out of the tabloid news the past year or two.


35 comments:

  1. Rush Hour? Brett Ratner bringing it back?

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  2. Hasselhoff/Nicole Eggert?
    Or Scott Baio..

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  3. Martin Lawrence & Tisha Campbell

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  4. Martin fits. It's new news, and the other recent reboots that are retaining their original casts (Roseann, Murphy Brown, Will and Grace) don't really fit the blind.

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  5. A paycheck is a paycheck. I think in this culture he wouldn't try anythi... (retracted).

    I loved Martin, and LOVED Tisha and Tichina in Litte Shop of Horrors as the background singers throughout the movie.

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  6. Oh shit. Tisha Campbell must be really desperate, poor thing.

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  7. /sigh/
    Nothing will ever change. There are too many desperate people in the world.

    Back to the blind item: there are a lot of reboots out there...take your pick:
    Charmed
    Heathers
    Murphy Brown
    Rosanne
    Overboard
    Nightmare on Elm Street
    Full House
    Fresh Prince of BelAir


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    1. Heathers??? No way!!! Oh my teen angst loved that movie!!

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  8. I think @D Bag got this one. TMZ has a warm and fuzzy (🙄) reunion pic on their feed today.

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  9. bert & ernie. Sesame Heat with guest appearance by increasingly elusive and oh so chillingly charming Count

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  10. I like Martin too. I am not trying to make excuses for him but he has been 5150 in the past and has MH issues. Hope its,all under control. Gina is broke in real life, so I understand too.

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  11. Oops, forgot to add Martin to that list.

    Hollywood is running out of talent. Seems there is nothing 'new' anymore..everything is a "remake" - "reboot" - "sequel" - or "prequel" - it's absolutely ridiculous. Bunch of f'in posers.

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    1. Anonymous8:11 AM

      There’s only like 7 archetypes you can make a story from. Fish out of water, etc. Ancient Greek shit. Nothing new under the sun. The question is how do you riff on it? There are spaces between the atoms so go quantum.

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  12. I don't see a Charmed reboot after Rose's "she's a lie" comment about Alyssa. But I did like that show, with and without Doherty. I like that some are being brought back, like Murphy Brown - although fear the political comedy may be too much now. I don't think anyone can scare me like the original Freddy Krueger.

    Golden Girls would be a nice show to return, but not all the cast is willing to participate (I'm sorry, but this joke is in line with that's show's humor). Maybe Small Wonder as well, but she becomes self-aware and develops a 'bug'

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  13. @glue.. I can see This as fresh prince..I realize that will is gay or bisexual or whatever, but I can still see him harassing a woman just bc he can.

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  14. This is Tisha Campbell and Martin. FOR SURE.

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  15. I'd love for The Nanny to come back. Loved that show.

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  16. She quit the show then sued him for sexual harassment and won. Now 25 years later they're planning a reunion? Let's hope M can control himself this time.

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  17. I also read that they're doing a sequel to Bad Boys so M is hot atm.

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  18. If Will returned as Fresh Prince it would be such a different show without Uncle Phil. And which Aunt Vivian would come back, or would they switch out each episode? I could see it as a grown Fresh Prince with his own Carlton-esque son, but if he casts Jaden, I would be out before it started (respect the kid, love his fashion, but his acting needs work-to be nice)

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  19. Will he sexually harass you? Probably
    Will he sexually assault you? Likely
    Will he treat you like crap most days you work with him? Inevitably
    Are you in love with the idea of fame and need of validation desperately? Insanely
    So, will you work with him and pretend he is the greatest? Inaminute
    Come in here, little girl, have my cigar, you're gonna go far. You're gonna fly high, you're never gonna die; you're gonna make it if you try, they're gonna love you.

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  20. Living Single is allegedly being rebooted as well. It was the original "Friends" and NBC passed on it.

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  21. 8. Now you can make a story about a strange woman turned on by water and starts having sex with a sea creature/alien with a hidden penis. (how and why did they fill up the bathroom with water so high?) This was such a weird movie that I still don't know if I like or not.

    Also, spoiler alert

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  22. When can we reboot the world?

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  23. Frankly, if it's Tisha and Matin, I don't get the shade. Part of the settlement involve her never discussing the details. She had to sit there as that stupid b!tch Kelty Knight ask her about a Martin reunion a few years back (BTW, research should be a requirement, not a recommendation if you're a 'journalist'). Yeah, working with him will be interesting, but the rest of the surviving cast (RIP Tommy) aren't exactly singing his praises either.

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  24. This is definitely Tisha Campbell she hasn't done NOTHIN since My Wife&Kids..."you go boy!" KMSL

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  25. Tisha Campbell has music coming out. She probably needs money because she has an autoimmune disease. Health insurance does not cover everything.

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  26. This is sad I recall Tisha Campbell saying Martin Lawrence French kissed her without her consent. She also said he is very aggressive.

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  27. Given that there has been some criticism lately about the wording of the blinds ... I like the way this one was written.

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  28. big hit for an AT THE TIME.....

    One day at a time?

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  29. Martin. Sad that Tisha has to work with her abuser to feed her family. Women have to to do this in and out of Hollywood.

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