This flash in the pan former A list singer has been having one of his people call middle schools because the singer wants to do "charity concerts," at the schools. What he really wants is the chance to hook up with middle school kids. My guess is that he is about to be busted for what he did a couple of weeks ago to a neighbor who is about the same age as the middle schoolers.
Don’t know who but can’t wait to see him get busted.
ReplyDeleteFlash in the pan? It should be more like "fry him" in the pan. How horrible.
ReplyDeleteDon't know why but Taylor Hicks was my first thought. Was he ever A list?
ReplyDeleteRobin Thicke
ReplyDelete+1 because Enty usually refers to him in terms like this
DeleteHopefully he gets busted. And by busted I mean the victim doesn’t take the hush money and instead goes public
ReplyDeleteAt this point people in the entertainment industry need to be banned from school zones until they pass a polygraph. They can't even have fake schools on tv without someone being molested.
ReplyDeleteSeal does a lot of charity work including children’s charities.
ReplyDeleteJohn Meyer because it doesn't state gender and he's allegedly Bi.
ReplyDeleteCelebrity Don Juan maybe, but he's not a flash in the pan.
ReplyDeleteEnough of the BLIND shit when it comes to child molesters. These people need to be exposed for the monsters they are.
ReplyDeleteYeah, yeah....legal reasons.....blah blah blah....
They do not need to be exposed, they need a good spanking...
DeleteI immediately thought of Robin Thicke.
ReplyDelete@parissucksliterally so true!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if Taylor Hicks, but someone from American Idol or whatever sounds right. Most can be described as flash in the pans.
ReplyDeleteThis is tough because we don't know when they were famous. I'll guess past 10 years or they wouldn't be relevant to middle schoolers. Plus it seems like it would say if they were from "back in the day".
Also no clue if they were in a band or solo.
This is way too vague,since Enty called Seal a flash in the pan,and calls Robin Thicker a one hit wonder. Literally anyone who isn't currently a hit maker could be the answer.
ReplyDelete"Flash in the pan" needs to be taken into account. John Mayer, Seal, you can say what you want but both those guys are not pan flashes. Robin Thicke sure is, plus he's disgusting. But I'm not that up on current or recent pop music, so this could even be somebody I've never heard of.
ReplyDeleteMel Torme
ReplyDeleteWho would even let Robin Thicke within 500 yds of a school? He just radiates skeeviness. If I worked at a school and got a call saying Robin Thicke wanted to have a concert there, red flags would be going up immediately.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the exact same thing
DeleteThe Velvet Fog was not a flash in the pan.
ReplyDeleteRight?!
DeleteKids these days, man.
Thicke's biggest song prob wouldn't be appropriate for middle schools so I can't see him doing this. Mayer is still very popular. No idea who it could be otherwise though.
ReplyDeleteDidn’t Thicke inherit something substantial from his Dads estate?
ReplyDeleteGo hire a hooker that dresses up in school girl outfits you cheap SOB.
I agree with Sars that this is most likely an American Idol singer who made it big for a while...Clay Aiken, Adam Lambert, Chris Daughtrey, David Cook, David Archuletta.
ReplyDeleteSara...not Sars.
DeleteLambert is doing just fine lately, fronting Queen, and all...
DeleteSaw Adam Lambert in Vegas with Queen band last summer, AMAZING show! ❤️
Delete@RockSword it would hardly be Adam Lambert, you may want to remove him from your list. He is fronting Queen and doing an amazing job, and is currently back on tour with them, so he is still big. Daughtry I could see, he was doing good for awhile, if you like what he was selling, but he is rarely heard from anymore.
ReplyDelete+1 on it being an American Idol singer. Those are the types that probably need to do this kind of circuit to stay relevant. The question is which one though? Who arguably had the most success out of the group of males?
ReplyDeleteDaughtry seems like a good guess.
What about Ruben Studdard? He's a Gospel singer, so school's would love him, and we all know about those religious Christian types...
Clay Aiken?
ReplyDeleteHa! NOT Daughtry -- he and his band were just touring Arena sized concert halls.
ReplyDeleteNOT Clay Aiken-- I do believe he is currently in politics!
"At this point people in the entertainment industry need to be banned from school zones until they pass a polygraph."
ReplyDeleteExcept the percent of kids molested by someone in the "entertainment industry" is tiny. Most kids who are molested are molested by someone in their own family.
Cee Lo Green
ReplyDeleteThis is an interesting guess.
DeleteHe’s a gross, dirty, asshole.
(that having been said, i’ve been known to play Bright Lights, Big City on repeat)
DeleteSince the recidivism rate for child molesters approaches 100%, they should just kill them all.
ReplyDeletesome guy calling around trying to appear at middle schools seems pretty creepy to me.
ReplyDeleteand as for enty's guess that he's about to be busted, this certainly wouldn't help him.
Sanjaya from American Idol?
ReplyDeleteAgree with moose, Cee Lo Green.
ReplyDeleteHow is Cee Lo a flash in the pan but Gucci Mane is considered a list??? Cee Lo was in Goodie Mob, Gnarles Barkley, and had a successful solo career plus the voice job. Not saying he's not a creep, just wondering about the ratings on these two.
ReplyDeleteAaron Carter maybe?
ReplyDeleteLudacris and the Braun-Raymond Child Molestation Complex
ReplyDeleteto be different
@cheesegrater suggested Taylor Hicks, which is why I went with the American Idol idea.
ReplyDeleteSo in that vein, Clay Aiken was a special needs music teacher prior to being on the show. Also had or has a charity related to that. I could easily see Clay doing concerts at middle schools without suspicion. It would also help raise his profile as a political candidate.
That said, while this may be "about" Clay Aiken, I don't think he's a pedophile and this is a made up blind (the pedo stuff, not the concerts which bay be real). Either by Enty or a potential political rival.
Taylor Hicks has "State Plate" that airs on INSP. It's about food. So maybe why "flash in the pan" was used.
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ReplyDeleteDefinitely NOT Adam Lambert! He is performing with the group Queen all over the world(in Australia or NZ at moment). One of the top money earners of AI alumni because of it!
ReplyDeleteNot Thicke -he had a hit or two before that big one, nothing on that scale but still songs that people recognise to this day (When I Get You Alone).
ReplyDeleteHmm. I say Cee Lo. He's the right amount of creepy.
Wuss Tea wit RObin Ludacris and Usher ?i regretfully missed dem blinds😒
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