Blind Item #15
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort tried to walk off with about $10K worth of clothes the other day from an event and tried to talk her way out of it by saying someone would bring them some money later in the day.
Does yachting make Lindsay Lohan an escort?
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ReplyDeleteHonestly, how has she not been killed yet??? To be clear, I'm not advocating for her murder (should be obvious, but you never know), but she has long run in some shady crowds, and I'm just surprised it hasn't hapoened yet. Damn, girl.
ReplyDelete@Terry Terratoma - She could be a government asset. If she has been providing accurate, high-level intel the government will protect her but at some point all government assets are expendable.
DeleteYeah, I’m sure the CIA is thrilled to read her descriptions of all those Arab dicks. Quite a valuable asset, for sure.
DeleteThat made my day. Hahaha
DeleteShe probably thought that was a brilliant excuse to get out of a jam....but that's what 95 percent of shoplifters say to the store/police when they get caught shoplifting.
ReplyDeleteI assumed Lindsey by the description, but what rehab has $10k in clothes to steal? I already used my callback joke on the other blind, so this is all I've got)
ReplyDeleteBlowhan for 5th place!
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ReplyDeleteLinds is absolutely an escort lol find the old video of her pole dancing on a yacht and the crazy tweets she sends people. She's a hooker but she's so cracked out and delusional I think she believes herself to be a woman of the world, cultured, well traveled etc. Absolute lunatic. She also has a history of theft while she was still here in the states.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of tweets she sends?
Deleteaww Lindsay!!! I have a soft spot for her.
ReplyDeleteThe interesting thing is thé supermarket tabloïds do ont discuss Lindsay Lohan Boeing a hooker. No one questions in thé media where did she get thé money Her acting career is over.
ReplyDeleteWhat event is Lindsay even getting invited to? A LulaRoe party? Cause I would think that's as big a ticket as she could get these days.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe anyone pays her to do ANYTHING
ReplyDeleteLohan was at a modest* fashion London Fashion Week show the other day.
ReplyDeleteIf she does have a wealthy Muslim benefactor, she may well even have been telling the truth.
*hijabs, modest neck and hemlines, long sleeves, but high fashion was the description.
Poor ole Linsanity LOLhan.
ReplyDeleteLindsay cannot be the only hooker in Hollywood. Some of these 'yachting' blinds have to be about someone else. AmIright?
ReplyDeleteLohan is a klepto, she should be in jail by now.
ReplyDeleteBlowhan, and she's a whore not an escort
ReplyDeleteWhy is this a blind item?
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows it's her when it involves something this stupid.
When is she going to do jail time?
Wasn't that part of her deal when she got her wrist slap from the judge the last time?
Lularoe lolololol
ReplyDeleteI bet there was a time when that was highly successful for her, either through misguided clerks or designers themselves. I wonder how many thousands of dollars of unrecouped garments/jewelry she has amassed over the years
ReplyDeleteT. W. said...
ReplyDeleteDoes yachting make Lindsay Lohan an escort?
12:19 PM
No but letting a rug rider empty his bowels on her tits for $$$ does.
@ Cadmium77 thanks. I didn't know if those terms are used interchangeably here.
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ReplyDeleteaww Lindsay!!! I have a soft spot for her.
12:29 PM
yeah my hard spot gets soft when i see her too...her skin has the texture of haggis
Was Lohan ever an A lister? I’m sure this is her but she isn’t a list to me, never has been?
ReplyDeleteYeah she was A list. If it comes down to name recognition she's still A. She was one of the biggest child stars of all time and was in a string of hit movies. Genuinely talented and looked stunning when she was younger. She pissed it all away and now has the body and fae of a 60 year old crack whore.
ReplyDeleteDon't think she doesn't have crap on Talal she's an asset
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ReplyDeleteHow many yachters are prone to stealing so often?
ReplyDeleteI want to know how drunk momager Dina prevented the foreclosure on the Long Island home not to long ago.
Once someone's yachting you've established that they'll do anything for money. I'd keep an eye on anything that isn't nailed down.
ReplyDeleteBitch been stealing fur coats for more than a decade...
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ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone allow Lohan around 10k of ANYTHING.
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ReplyDeleteThey should have just let her have the rags. The more covered up she is, the better.
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