Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Blind Item #10

This deep in the walk in closet B+ list celebrity who owes his entire career to a reality family has found a new beard who is just as thirsty as him. Much better choice than the previous person who got tired of being yelled at and treated like crap because she couldn't understand why he wouldn't just come out.

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  1. Yes and Lele Pons a Venezuelan actress who is half his age

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  2. I was thinking Johnathon and Corrine from Bachelor

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  3. Corinne was yesterday, LeLe is today😂Corinne may be the one who was screaming for him to come out though. And LeLe is the one in the DM this afternoon.

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  4. Baffling that he's in the closet. Isn't the whole reason that it's okay for him to be so close to Kim and there when she's changing clothes because he's gay?

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    1. This is the first I'm hearing about him being straight. I guess I just always assumed he was gay.

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    2. There is only one person on the entire planet that is possibly gayer than Cheban... Richard Simmons (and even thats a close race)

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    3. He’s the only person who thinks he’s in any closet - and his imaginary closet is made entirely of glass.

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  5. Jonathan Cheban. I really just can’t believe anyone is mistaking him for straight.

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  6. never thought he was straight lmao

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  7. That anyone thought Johnathan Cheban was straight is amazing, but the idea that he's B+ is stupefying!

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  8. Jonathan is hilarious, no one believes you're straight guy. With all these female friends none can be straight hahaha

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  9. Both Corrine and Lele Pons are desperate for attention, so one of those.

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  10. I don't know much about the business, but aren't there examples (like this guy Cheban) of pretending to be closeted, for the publicity value? It's like one of those now numerous sexual-preference identities: "officially closeted". Maybe Ellen did this back when, but I wouldn't know.

    Also, has there been an uptick in the use of the word "thirsty" here lately? I can think of a couple of definitions for it, but how about someone just spell it out for me? Thanks in advance.

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  12. I thought I remember a show when Kim went with him while he told his parents. It was during the Chris Humphrey days. I was gonna say Ryan Seacrest, he produces KUWTK.

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    1. You might be thinking of Kendra and her assistant.

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  13. On what Planet, in which Galaxy, is Cheban B anything? Please!

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  14. Cheban is a douchebag

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  15. Just to be different, Orlando Bloom.

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  16. Thirsty in gossip lingo is wanting fame at any cost. Christy Teigen,Emily Ratsherface,every Kardashian,etc. They always call paps and spread gossip about themselves. Also look for wardrobe malfunctions and holding baby bumps.

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    1. Thanks, @Guesser. I was afraid it would be more graphic than that...

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  17. Anonymous1:10 PM

    Kim and Kris Humphries ended up having a big fight because Kim was so pissed that Kris called Cheban gay and was shocked when Kim insisted he was straight.

    K Humphries clearly was never the brightest tool in the drawer but even his simple ass could see that from a mile away. :D

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  18. KFF is a f*cking lie

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  19. KFF is officially over because tomorrow is March. But KFF this year was a complete sham because Entwats everywhere were posting blinds and reveals about the whores and their family. However, I don't think Johnathan Cheban was ever on the KfF list, and if he wasn't he's ok for this BI.

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  20. Cheb an is gay and water is wet.

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  21. Hateeeeee this guy lmao just on sight for the first time you knew he was a huge douche. I swear I think he's so arrogant he like thinks he's too good to be gay, he's not proud of it but he's so shallow it's not part of his delusional cool guy image

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  22. The real twist to it all is that Jonathan Cheban thinks anyone would care.

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    1. This.... this is the thing right here

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  23. cheban and corinne,
    I channeled Mr. blackwell at RO for their fashion sense.

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  24. There is no way Jonathan Cheban is straight. When I first saw him I assumed he was out of the closet gay until i saw he was dating females.... no matter what girl he dates no one is ever going to believe he is straight and quite honestly why even hide it? I don't get why they hide it, long time ago yeah I get it, but whats the point to hide it in this day and age :/

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  25. Anonymous1:28 AM

    I agree with all of the above comments! And he argues with people on social media like a bitch. Condescending & has the nerve to criticize peoples’ looks (especially women) when he has a silky putty face! I would love to see someone check his ass someday!

    I doubt he’ll give anyone the satisfaction of publicly coming out. If I remember correctly, when Kris Humphries brought that up during filming, Jonathan said he was going to sue him. Yeah, ok. Wonder why that never ended up in court.

    Oh, if he’s going to try keep up the straight charade, maybe he shouldn’t base his dates on what nail color they like. (He was on a British dating show & actually asked the potential “dates” that question!)

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  26. Cheban is a straight actor that was cast to play KK's gay BFF. The Cheban character is RS's gay "cut-out" and he uses it a say the stuff he really wants to say to/about people. Cheban deserves an Emmy.

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  27. Who else remembers when Kourtney bitch slapped him that one time? By the way he reacted I would say he is the catcher.

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