This married B+ list mostly movie actress who seemingly only works on a very big franchise says her former brother-in-law, who is a former A list celebrity used to constantly hit on her, but she never told her sister until he became a former brother-in-law.
Jordan a Brewster?
ReplyDeleteShe’s got one hell of a family tree.
DeleteTrue... affluent family too I believe?
DeleteJordana Brewster and Baron Davis
ReplyDeleteHoly shit descendant of fucking pilgrims! I wish I could trace my lineage back that far!
ReplyDelete@panda I can trace mine through pilgrims and all the way back into the 700-800s. Pretty cool surprise when I went looking. Statistically, almost everyone with some European ancestry should be able to find at least one historically remarkable branch.
DeleteThere’s some good databases out there the last few years for anyone with the time, money, and inclination to look. (Or you can do what I did and start your free trial when you know you’ll have enough free time to finish your research before it expires)
Eh. Last time I traced shown and learned about my ancestors, I wasn't sure how I felt about what they did with their power and how they gained it (and kept it) in the first place.
DeleteWhat an insufferable cuck you are.
DeleteI can't blame him for trying. Hubba hubba.
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Isabella is clueless. Dated Russell Brand and Milo Ventimiglia previously. Someone introduce this woman to a nice podiatrist or something.
ReplyDeleteSo Baron Davis as the ex-brother-in-law? And yeah, Jordana's dad is an investment banker and grandfather was President of Yale.
ReplyDeleteAnd her mother was (and still is) a stunning model.
DeleteAn unfaithful NBA star, no way.
ReplyDeleteYeah I remember this kid back in school could trace his tree back to Jesus Christ, but some rosicrucians came and took him away.
ReplyDeleteY'all astound me, I'm only back to the Revolutionary war, and everyone in the tree is pretty astoundingly ordinary. Sara, love it!
ReplyDeleteMy husband has his family tree going back to the mid-1600's when his French Huguenot family fled Europe to come to South Africa.
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