August 28, 2017
Video Music Awards
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor/better singer/biggest hardware holding who most of you of a certain age know from something other than movies or singing had a pickup line last night at an after party of, "Do you want to blow me here or back at my place?" I would love to say it didn't work, but after about just ten no's, he got a yes for back at his place.
Jared Leto
Video Music Awards
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor/better singer/biggest hardware holding who most of you of a certain age know from something other than movies or singing had a pickup line last night at an after party of, "Do you want to blow me here or back at my place?" I would love to say it didn't work, but after about just ten no's, he got a yes for back at his place.
Jared Leto
The moral of this story, kiddos... Persistence pays off.
ReplyDeleteHe's one of those people who makes you hope karma really is a thing.
ReplyDeleteBlind item reveals every 15 minutes- what fun! Thanks Enty for a great beginning to the New Year.
ReplyDeleteDamn you Jordan Catalono!
ReplyDeleteYeah...His makeout technique on MSCL seemed so sweet. :-(
DeleteWasn't there a similar blind about him last week? "Who wants to blow me?" Or is that somebody else?
ReplyDeleteGeez is romance dead? No flowers, no candy.
DeleteLol, hi Charlie...nice to see you here!
ReplyDeleteWhen you find something that works, Sandy; stick with it.
ReplyDeleteJust gross.
ReplyDeleteHis so-called pick up line.
ReplyDeleteYeah Charlie and he's got his Oscar that he uses as a sex toy too
ReplyDeleteSandy, I remember it too and thought it was JL also.
ReplyDeleteHe’s just gross. I’m pretty happy there were 10 no’s, though.
ReplyDeleteThat never worked for me!
ReplyDeleteOh, that's right!
I'm NOT an Oscar winning actor...
Considering he is a rock star and actor, plus may have asked men and women,I find it hard to believe. He probably only asked the ones he couldn't get.
ReplyDeleteHe just looks all kinds of gross whenever I see him, Jordan Catalano just "parties" too much.
ReplyDeleteWhat a wanker.
ReplyDeleteDikembe Mutombo, 7'2" NBA player, used to walk into a bar and call out, "Who wants to sex Mutombo?" According to his teammates, anyway; he denies it. And they say it worked.
ReplyDeleteThat kind of upfront approach can work for non-stars too, but you may have to try it 1000 times, not just 10.
Law of averages
ReplyDeleteDamn it Jordan Catalono. Not cool man. Not cool.
ReplyDeleteWho's worse, him or the desperate hoes who we willing...gross.
ReplyDeleteUgh, he looks so smarmy. How can women fancy him? His eyes are far too close together.
ReplyDeleteUmmm...let’s get to important stuff...”biggest hardware holding”...are we referring to the Oscar or the peen?
ReplyDelete@urban your the real MVP lol
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ReplyDeleteWhat a cull.
ReplyDeleteUm, I would. I'd be ashamed of myself later, but I can live with that.
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