November 15, 2017
At that big wedding this week, this permanent A list singer who is permanently A+ list in the minds of many has requested to be seated as far as possible from that reality momager she can't stand.
Beyonce/Kris Jenner/Serena Williams wedding
At that big wedding this week, this permanent A list singer who is permanently A+ list in the minds of many has requested to be seated as far as possible from that reality momager she can't stand.
Beyonce/Kris Jenner/Serena Williams wedding
Who can stand Beyonce herself, to begin with??!!
ReplyDeleteWas this even a blind? Who else would it be lol.
ReplyDeleteLike two negative ions, repelling each other.
ReplyDeleteBee Yawn Say puts herself to sleep.
ReplyDeleteWith all the people in show biz who don't want to sit next to PMK and her whores you'd think when they manage to get invited to something they are relegated to a corner or the table closest to the door.
ReplyDeleteOr in the broom closet
DeleteI would love the momager and bey's dad to be locked in a room together and administered truth serum ... maybe plied with alcohol.... I think they'd find that they have a LOT in common. Bey's mom could come in midway. I think we could trace the fall of humanity back to those three and their respective marketing campaigns dreamed up, launched and perpetuated 15-20 years ago. I blame them.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't sit next Bey. I prefer Kris Jenner to do me some favours :)
ReplyDeletelmaooo, mood
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine anyone would want to sit next to PMK, other than maybe some young hustler looking for a sugar momma.
ReplyDeleteActually, I'm surprised YawnCe agreed to attend without having a private VIP seating area for herself.
ReplyDeleteProbably because Kim Kardashian made a career off being a hanger-on/coat-tail-rider. She used to "work" for everybody: Paris Hilton, Serena Williams.
ReplyDeleteOf course we all have to make a living, it's good to be industrious and "work" and have a job and all that, but I heard Kim got her start by selling dirt on Paris to the media—that's how she established a relationship with the press and became the monster she is now. You'd be paranoid about being just being yourself around people like that. It's the wiggling herself into people's lives and living off them and stepping on their faces to climb higher (and selling that person's secrets to the press) that gets on other celebs' nerves, I imagine.
For the rest of us, she's just annoying because she's everywhere for no good reason (and people like Beyoncé, you can tell, work their asses off).
You know how as a non-famous person we all have that "friend" who's always randomly calling you up to talk shit about mutual friends, and then you wonder, "are they doing this to ME behind my back too?" Imagine how that must be for a public figure and media outlets are willing to pay money for any tip about a celebrity.
Like, I've worked with locally semi-famous people sometimes but I'm not constantly tweeting about their personal lives and posting about "my friend" on social media. The more famous my friend is, the more tight-lipped I am about them and how they are, etc. to random strangers. ESPECIALLY if that person is good company/pleasant to be around as human being, I'm more likely to honour their trust than throw that trust away for a couple of new Instagram followers (who are fans of the famous person I know, who would've only been interested in me because they're a fan of my friend and not myself anyway).
Yawn...
ReplyDeleteI shouldnt do that, I appologize. But seriously, listening to anti-Kardashian rants are far more exhausting than anything Kardashian. It's like listening to old people complain about the price of cheese(it happened, I was there) I'm just so over Kardashian hate...don't like em, why obsess over them. Not personally at you, just in general.
ReplyDeleteI’d rather sit next to Kris than Beyonce. At least Kris would put on a show so it looked like the party was at our table while Beyonce couldn’t be bothered to even look like she was enjoying herself, let alone interact with her table buddies.
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