September 11, 2017
While out of town making a tiny bit of money on a lowish budget movie, our favorite drug addled former tweener made almost as much money for meeting with a fan. Apparently things went so well, there is going to be another this week. Boyfrnd be damned.
Selena Gomez
While out of town making a tiny bit of money on a lowish budget movie, our favorite drug addled former tweener made almost as much money for meeting with a fan. Apparently things went so well, there is going to be another this week. Boyfrnd be damned.
Selena Gomez
As if Bieber isn't screwing around himself.
ReplyDeleteI see what Enty did there with the intentional misspelling of "boyfriend."
ReplyDeleteThis could be an improvement over Biebs.
ReplyDeleteAnything is an improvement over him Violet😣 I see it's still impossible to get a post through the first try GOOD WORK ENTY!!
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. Why does she need to make extra income if she is worth like 50 mil? Makes no sense.
ReplyDelete@ Kid --- Maybe she'll use the undocumented income to purchase a new black market kidney? God knows she's gonna need one.
ReplyDeleteShe isn't worth $50million. That is probably what she grossed. Subtract agents, manager, publicist, etc, then taxes. Out of $50mill, she probably realized $20mill, then take away the cost of living an extravagant lifestyle. Finally, realize that she needs cash for drugs, and would have a hard time explaining it to her financial manager. Think Winona Ryder/shoplifting.
ReplyDeleteSomeone please forward me her rate, menu items available and contact info.
Don't ever change @Count with all we've heard of her I think you should raise your standards to someone worthy of the love you want to give to her--just don't chase my JLaw!😎
ReplyDeleteSandy: I dont want to give her love, just mentorship and jizz.
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DeleteEarlier today I was thrumming my fingers on the table, patiently awaiting commentary on this reveal from the Count & as sure as the sun rises in the east the Count did not disappoint!
ReplyDeleteThanks, bean. I just try to bring some reality to the site.
DeleteI kinda feel bad for Gomez. She's a lovely girl. I'm from Texas also and have met plenty of gals and their single moms that I imagine are similar to Gomez and her mom. Sometimes I wonder if she'd have been better off staying in Tx being a regular ol' suburban gal.
ReplyDeleteLooks like someone else is believing those "celebrity net worth" sites. They're all full of shit, I know in several cases with musicians they're WAY, WAY, WAY off. They just calculate based on public comments and movie/tour grosses. It's impossible and illegal to know anyone's net worth unless they tell you. You have no idea if they saved and invested their money, or threw it away renting mansions and leasing super cars and throwing "industry" parties with mountains of hookers and blow.
ReplyDeleteMoney comes really fast in Hollywood, and it goes really fast, too. Maintaining a "hollywood" lifestyle is horrifically expensive. After taxes, agent, accountant, lawyer, PR, personal assistant, nutritionist, personal trainer, wardrobe/makeup and dog grooming fees, of course. Selena no doubt made a great deal of money at one point, and had several people on payroll. Those days are long over, and if it's true she has/had a serious coke habit? She snorted most of her cash. Happens way more often than anyone really wants to know.
Most average people could live comfortably on what some of these celebs spend every month at Whole Foods and other overpriced stores in LA. Money is easy there - to make, and to lose.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
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