Blind Item #7
This Vegas comedian most of you know who wears more makeup than should be allowed by law was performing recently. (That anyone admits attending the show is a miracle itself). The comedian/actor tried to be edgy with his routine, and started doing a mocking story with rape jokes making fun of abuse victims and blaming women. The routine lasted almost ten whole minutes before the entire crowd of men and women booed him offstage, threw things at him, and nearly started a riot yelling at management. If anyone caught it on video I don't think humanity will weep at the loss of his genius. No joke.
Carrot Top?
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DeleteCarrot Top! Gotta be. I got one!
ReplyDeleteTricia beat me to it by one minute. But, that's okay because Tricia is infallible.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely not Jeff! Good one- you gotta put the carrot icon though!
DeleteYeah Carrot Top does seem draw his inspiration from Stephen King's It.
ReplyDeleteCarrot top. Moron
ReplyDeleteBut Carrotop is a prop comedian, would he do 10 min on anything?
ReplyDeleteI saw him in Vegas about 10 years ago. He seemed bored back then by his own props and did a lot of his set just straight jokes. It was not fun.
DeleteI didn't know he was still around. I'd seen what he'd done to his face about 15 years ago and I was aghast.
ReplyDeleteHe could use a Jabba the Hutt action figure for Harvey
ReplyDeleteCarrot Top looks like Agnes Moorehead to me.
ReplyDeleteCarrot Top born where I live now. Luckily for me he never comes home.
ReplyDeleteThere are a lot of "Vegas Comedians."
ReplyDeleteIf Carrot Top, I'd be surprised; but NOT surprised.
He's edgy and does try to be politically incorrect for a laugh.
PS: You either like his show or don't. He has good & bad nights.
Why is this a blind? Wouldn't there be a whole audience who witnessed this?
ReplyDeleteIt’s a blind because Enty gets more clicks/comments on blind items. He used to write posts that weren’t blind and they usually weren’t very active. Writing it as a blind also means more clicks/comments when it’s revealed as well. I actually miss the regular nonblind posts now but at the time I only cared about the blinds!
DeleteAs bill hicks once said, a comedian who gets jokes destroying perfectly good food and then people wonder why the rest of the world might hate them.
ReplyDeleteWhat did Agnes Moorhead do to anyone? At least all of it was her face.
ReplyDeleteHe used to be funny. That's too bad. Is he gay? I'm sorry, I've never heard of him with anyone?
ReplyDeleteSd Auntie: So many comedians 'used to be funny.' Watched Dave Chapell's Netflix specials over the holidays and didn't laugh once! His cable show used to reduce me to puddles of pee and laughter! How does he spell his last name? The Gaffigan guy is just hysterical. No dirty words, no sexual innuendos. Clean Catholic jokes.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds more like Andrew Dice Clay. I know he's "still around", but don't know if he'd doing stand-up. His routine was always anti female.
ReplyDeleteIf there's makeup involved, it's Carrot Top. I really do not know what to make of his face.
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ReplyDeleteI was entertainment editor @ my college paper in the 90s. Carrot Top was starting out, hitting the circuit with his trunk o tricks. The head of student services scrambled 2 get an audience for him @ the school cafe. Theee I sat front row as he pulled one gag prop after another. He was very sincere, freindly and sweet. Gotta be honest. Miss the 90's. :(
ReplyDeleteSD Auntie - Carrot Top is probably not gay. For awhile he was known in a similar vein as Pauly Shore, would basically try to bang every random girl on the strip. Pauly was known for that on his Spring Breaks.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure both were somewhat successful by not going after models and actresses and just trying to impress random midwestern 7's.
The Carrot Top obsession is real in here.
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