Apparently this former almost A- list mostly movie actress thinks her recent actions will keep investigators from following her photo trail of countries and activities. Umm, it won't.
In thinking she's probably converting too many riyal into USD and not paying income tax on it. US citizens are required to pay federal tax on $ they earn even if it's in a foreign country or yacht.
Ehhhhhh, that depends on how much they make, what country it is, and how, uh, legal the services are.
I lived and worked overseas for 8 years and while I filed my taxes I claimed the foreign earned income credit so I didn't owe any taxes in the US. It was pretty sweet.
Who would have thought that cute little redhead would have turned out like this? Well I guess if I had seen her mom years ago I would have put two and two together.
Well, they wouldn't know how much money she actually makes, but that's what they'd be trying to find out. If she's filed taxes in the US, they would, however, know how much money she a.) claims to have made and b.) is reported to have made. If she's come up for a random audit (they do happen), then, the IRS might want to take a look at her bank accounts. If her lifestyle exceeds her claimed earnings, or, if there's just a bunch of random deposits for however much it costs to have sex with Lindsay Lohan, then they would ask her how she made that income and why she didn't pay taxes on it. Or, if she's ever filed for bankruptcy, the bankruptcy trustee, in legally discharging certain or all of her debts, would also have a right to know about all of her assets and expenses. If either of these entities felt she was evading justice they'd be within their rights (and experience) in tracking her down anywhere in the world.
Wouldn't Pammy be mostly tv? All they have to do is pull Lohan's credit card statements to get an idea of her income, if she pays on them. Newbomb better tie a board to his ass because the nether holes are probably all stretched out by now. Then again, she might get a tighten and tune yearly. That could be tax deductible if it affects her job. Do they do the tightening surgery for the sphincter? I need to call my gusband Jack.
Enty always calls Lindsay former almost A- mostly movie actress and this is definitely her.
Now if she had any foresight and ability to plan, she would have a proper money laundering situation set up through which to claim and deduct income and expenses but does she? No because she's too much of a lazy grifter to do the bare minimum to check that one basic box. Tough luck.
She's not even dumb, she's just a lazy entitled asshole.
I would guess trying to wipe her social media presence is "her recent actions." Good luck with that. The Internet never forgets. She should have talked to Huma and gotten some money laundering pointers.
What if she's smuggling cash around? Taxes be damned, she could be moving money all around the globe to finance Al-Qaeda, or the Hoff's cheeseburger addiction.
Lindsay Lohan
ReplyDeleteGod, please yes. I'll buy every CDANer champagne if she's finally popped.
ReplyDeleteHahahah-Please let it Veuve, please please 🙏🏻🙏🏻🥂🥂🥂😉
DeleteHow about a nice red Bordeaux? I’m a sucker for red French wine.
DeleteAhhh.... now that is a thing of beauty,a good Bordeaux....hey cheese grater is springing for the top shelf stuff so put your request in now!
DeleteIll hold you to that!
ReplyDeleteFromage!
ReplyDeleteYou'll get FlipFlop and you'll like it!!
ReplyDeleteYou spoil us!
DeleteCan we have a nice gruyere or Roquefort to accompany😜🍽🎯
I think you pair FlipFlop with Velveeta.
DeleteOmg 😂😂😂😂👋🏻🎯
DeleteI would still have (protected) sex with Lindsay. I just wouldn't pay for it. Maybe pay a little.
ReplyDeleteYou know even with protection you can catch various STD's or STIs right?! I mean, lilo of present day? Get some standards
DeleteWhat is she doing, smuggling drugs in her cooter? She probably can't get much more than 1/2 a kilo up there, so what's the big deal?
ReplyDeleteIt's a fire crotch cocaine caddy.
DeleteWhat is she doing and who's hot on her trail?
ReplyDeleteIn thinking she's probably converting too many riyal into USD and not paying income tax on it. US citizens are required to pay federal tax on $ they earn even if it's in a foreign country or yacht.
ReplyDeleteEhhhhhh, that depends on how much they make, what country it is, and how, uh, legal the services are.
DeleteI lived and worked overseas for 8 years and while I filed my taxes I claimed the foreign earned income credit so I didn't owe any taxes in the US. It was pretty sweet.
+1. The country my OAO is in now...total crap, but it sure beats paying the taxes we would have to pay, we’re he home!
Delete@cheesegrater,better put notice that they must be registered before Jan24,2018!
ReplyDeleteYes!
DeleteShe's probably stolen more stuff again. I think we are in the hundreds of thousands at this point. Champagne for all, coming soon!
ReplyDeleteHer life has been so messed up that they have to make a movie about it someday, "Two Nostrils Three Holes"
ReplyDeleteShe's a Muslim paradise prostitute.
ReplyDeleteWho would have thought that cute little redhead would have turned out like this? Well I guess if I had seen her mom years ago I would have put two and two together.
Oh, and I'm a Bordeaux lover. Has to be at least 3 years old.
ReplyDeleteNiiiicce... I wanna hang out with you Her:)
DeleteNothing like a cold rainy evening/full bodied Bordeaux/ and good food/conversation....
Rainy OR snowy...(I miss them both)
Delete@cheesegrater15: According to several blinds, she's been 'popped' more times than we can count.
ReplyDeleteI’m a happy girl with either!! Am I imagining things or was there a Franco blind and now there isn’t?
ReplyDeleteAh, my fellow Long Islander,please be true. Oh and yes, wine, champs and cheese please
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm hooked on that Champagne too Cheesegrater15 lol. No worries, I'm no connaisseur, it can be cheap af for me haha.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if LiLo slaps on some of that #YachtzOnFyre perfume she can work her magic...
ReplyDelete@Her "Has to be at least 3 years old."
ReplyDeleteIsn't that the motto of somebody in another blind item?
Who cares?? she doesn't hurt anybody. Those people have money they won't miss.
ReplyDeleteHow would the IRS now how much she made for chrissakes?
ReplyDeleteI don't drink, have always wanted to try champagne, so count me in on the drinking party. I'll bring---something.
Well, they wouldn't know how much money she actually makes, but that's what they'd be trying to find out. If she's filed taxes in the US, they would, however, know how much money she a.) claims to have made and b.) is reported to have made. If she's come up for a random audit (they do happen), then, the IRS might want to take a look at her bank accounts. If her lifestyle exceeds her claimed earnings, or, if there's just a bunch of random deposits for however much it costs to have sex with Lindsay Lohan, then they would ask her how she made that income and why she didn't pay taxes on it. Or, if she's ever filed for bankruptcy, the bankruptcy trustee, in legally discharging certain or all of her debts, would also have a right to know about all of her assets and expenses. If either of these entities felt she was evading justice they'd be within their rights (and experience) in tracking her down anywhere in the world.
ReplyDeleteUmm, those are called 'appearance fees'
DeleteI'm rethinking this one. Maybe it's Pamela Anderson. Almost A- list means B+ list, right? Lindsay has to be at least former stone-cold A list, no?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't Pammy be mostly tv? All they have to do is pull Lohan's credit card statements to get an idea of her income, if she pays on them. Newbomb better tie a board to his ass because the nether holes are probably all stretched out by now. Then again, she might get a tighten and tune yearly. That could be tax deductible if it affects her job. Do they do the tightening surgery for the sphincter? I need to call my gusband Jack.
ReplyDeleteYES !! LL
ReplyDeleteDefinitely LiLo, she deleted all of her instagram photos.
ReplyDeleteCan you say ... money laundering?!
ReplyDeleteThat poor kid. Classic H'wood casualty.
ReplyDeleteIf you have kids who want to act, let them try out for the local community theatre production of "Peter Pan" or "Sound of Music."
Enty always calls Lindsay former almost A- mostly movie actress and this is definitely her.
ReplyDeleteNow if she had any foresight and ability to plan, she would have a proper money laundering situation set up through which to claim and deduct income and expenses but does she? No because she's too much of a lazy grifter to do the bare minimum to check that one basic box. Tough luck.
She's not even dumb, she's just a lazy entitled asshole.
After this post, I googled her Instagram page and it has all been deleted today. I wonder if this post had anything to do with this?
ReplyDeleteI would guess trying to wipe her social media presence is "her recent actions." Good luck with that. The Internet never forgets. She should have talked to Huma and gotten some money laundering pointers.
ReplyDeleteLindsay being a 'muslim' that is a cover for her shenanigans.
ReplyDeleteMy friend said maybe she gets paid just to go to dinner. I laughed hard. :)
Good grief! all these years reading CDAN and enty still does lohan blinds. We get it and no longer care.
ReplyDeleteWhat if she's smuggling cash around? Taxes be damned, she could be moving money all around the globe to finance Al-Qaeda, or the Hoff's cheeseburger addiction.
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