Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Blind Item #12

This foreign born A list comic/B+ list actor is cheating on his wife. Frequently. With many different women.

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  1. Sascha Baron Cohen

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    1. Yeah, SBC is a cool kat but not the most faithful.

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    2. Wildly talented as well:(

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    3. Anonymous1:26 PM

      Have you seen Isla though? So fine.

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    4. Beautiful and talented girl-very charming

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    5. Isla is gorgeous sascha is ahem different but funny

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  2. Anonymous11:39 AM

    Ricky Gervais

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    1. Gervais not married. Long long time gf though.

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  3. I haven't heard the name Yakov Smirnov in so long. What a country!

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  5. ^^^^^^^^ I attempted an in Russia joke that was so bad I had to delete it

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  6. You're lucky you're not in Soviet Russia, Don, the joke would have deleted you!

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  7. Sacha Baron Cohen was Rebel Wilson’s harasser, so this wouldn’t surprise me

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    1. Anonymous3:29 AM

      Really? What, how, when? Ali G is a douche, say it isn't so?!

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  8. Gervais isn't married.

    SBC all the way. Don't know why that cutie Isla married him.

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  9. If it was Sacha, wouldn’t it say celebrity wife?

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  10. Florin - excellent work! Spasibo!

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  11. I remember reading where Elsa had to go through some sort of religious training in order for him to marry her while she was pregnant with her first child. He's a douche and she's an idiot

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  12. The Goblin, Patton Oswald or whatever that trolls name is.

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  13. @don with the name Don Kieballs, every one of your posts makes me laugh.

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    1. Omg all these years and you’re not the first commenter to say how funny it is... and I only got the joke now lol

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  14. @mike m: Patton Oswalt was born in in the US.

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  15. My husband, his twin brother, and a group of friends take a pilgrimage every couple of years when Yakov Smirnoff is touring. They wear their russian fur hats and he calls them out all the time. They have pics with him and he's a really cool guy.

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  16. In Soviet Russia, wife cheats on you! ...wait

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  17. @Newbomb - I had watched "Abel Raises Cain" about Alan Abel, professional hoaxter and somehow ended up using that name. I can't remember if I got it from the documentary or it just inspired me to make it.

    Alan Abel, BTW, is still trying to collect his $919.58 summary judgement awarded to him in a small claims suit against Donald Trump in 1994.

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  18. Oh, I hate to hear that it's probably SBC. They always seemed like such a cute, cool couple.

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  19. I'll be different and say Chris O'Dowd.

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  20. Patton Oswalt, talented jerk that he is, is American and a widower.

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  21. I am friends with Yakov Smirnoff and he is definitely not cheating on anyone. A true romantic if there ever was one. A good guy. One of the few.

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  22. An unfaithful comic, noooooo

    In Soviet Russia post blinds you.

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  23. Is Russell Brand married again?

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    1. Yeah, and unfortunately this wouldn't surprise me if it's him.

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  24. OMG YOH GUYS. I love old Soviet reversal jokes!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂🖤

    KEEP IT UP COMRADES! 👏🏼

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  25. British born Bob Hope, Nailed It!! And so did Bob!!!

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  26. If SBC then so disappointing. Isla Fisher should dump his ass ASAP and marry me (though I need to get divorced first).

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  27. lmfao I guess I'm late to the party of realizing what Don's name means ahahahahahaaaaa all this time I thought "why isn't he being anon?"

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    1. I didn't get it either, until just yesterday, and I've been reading this site for at least a couple of months.

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  28. @ckpsjp
    Patton Oswalt has remarried.

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  29. And all this time, I was reading it as "Don Kielbasa", which evoked an, ahem, different image altogether.

    No wonder he's my favorite commenter!

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