I remember reading where Elsa had to go through some sort of religious training in order for him to marry her while she was pregnant with her first child. He's a douche and she's an idiot
My husband, his twin brother, and a group of friends take a pilgrimage every couple of years when Yakov Smirnoff is touring. They wear their russian fur hats and he calls them out all the time. They have pics with him and he's a really cool guy.
@Newbomb - I had watched "Abel Raises Cain" about Alan Abel, professional hoaxter and somehow ended up using that name. I can't remember if I got it from the documentary or it just inspired me to make it.
Alan Abel, BTW, is still trying to collect his $919.58 summary judgement awarded to him in a small claims suit against Donald Trump in 1994.
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ReplyDeleteYeah, SBC is a cool kat but not the most faithful.
DeleteWildly talented as well:(
DeleteHave you seen Isla though? So fine.
DeleteBeautiful and talented girl-very charming
DeleteIsla is gorgeous sascha is ahem different but funny
DeleteSeth Rogan?
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ReplyDeleteGervais not married. Long long time gf though.
DeleteRussell Brand
ReplyDeleteYakov Smirnoff.
ReplyDelete+1 Violet
ReplyDelete+1 on Yakov Smirnov.
ReplyDeleteI haven't heard the name Yakov Smirnov in so long. What a country!
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ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^ I attempted an in Russia joke that was so bad I had to delete it
ReplyDeleteYou're lucky you're not in Soviet Russia, Don, the joke would have deleted you!
ReplyDeleteFlorin wins today!!!!
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Sacha Baron Cohen was Rebel Wilson’s harasser, so this wouldn’t surprise me
ReplyDeleteReally? What, how, when? Ali G is a douche, say it isn't so?!
DeleteGervais isn't married.
ReplyDeleteSBC all the way. Don't know why that cutie Isla married him.
If it was Sacha, wouldn’t it say celebrity wife?
ReplyDeleteFlorin - excellent work! Spasibo!
ReplyDeleteI remember reading where Elsa had to go through some sort of religious training in order for him to marry her while she was pregnant with her first child. He's a douche and she's an idiot
ReplyDeleteIlsa
DeleteThe Goblin, Patton Oswald or whatever that trolls name is.
ReplyDelete@don with the name Don Kieballs, every one of your posts makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteOmg all these years and you’re not the first commenter to say how funny it is... and I only got the joke now lol
Delete@mike m: Patton Oswalt was born in in the US.
ReplyDeleteMy husband, his twin brother, and a group of friends take a pilgrimage every couple of years when Yakov Smirnoff is touring. They wear their russian fur hats and he calls them out all the time. They have pics with him and he's a really cool guy.
ReplyDeleteIn Soviet Russia, wife cheats on you! ...wait
ReplyDelete@Newbomb - I had watched "Abel Raises Cain" about Alan Abel, professional hoaxter and somehow ended up using that name. I can't remember if I got it from the documentary or it just inspired me to make it.
ReplyDeleteAlan Abel, BTW, is still trying to collect his $919.58 summary judgement awarded to him in a small claims suit against Donald Trump in 1994.
Oh, I hate to hear that it's probably SBC. They always seemed like such a cute, cool couple.
ReplyDeleteI'll be different and say Chris O'Dowd.
ReplyDeletePatton Oswalt, talented jerk that he is, is American and a widower.
ReplyDeleteI am friends with Yakov Smirnoff and he is definitely not cheating on anyone. A true romantic if there ever was one. A good guy. One of the few.
ReplyDeleteAn unfaithful comic, noooooo
ReplyDeleteIn Soviet Russia post blinds you.
Is Russell Brand married again?
ReplyDeleteYeah, and unfortunately this wouldn't surprise me if it's him.
DeleteOMG YOH GUYS. I love old Soviet reversal jokes!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂🖤
ReplyDeleteKEEP IT UP COMRADES! 👏🏼
British born Bob Hope, Nailed It!! And so did Bob!!!
ReplyDeleteIf SBC then so disappointing. Isla Fisher should dump his ass ASAP and marry me (though I need to get divorced first).
ReplyDeletelmfao I guess I'm late to the party of realizing what Don's name means ahahahahahaaaaa all this time I thought "why isn't he being anon?"
ReplyDeleteI didn't get it either, until just yesterday, and I've been reading this site for at least a couple of months.
Delete@ckpsjp
ReplyDeletePatton Oswalt has remarried.
Kevin Hart
ReplyDeleteAnd all this time, I was reading it as "Don Kielbasa", which evoked an, ahem, different image altogether.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder he's my favorite commenter!
All of 'em.
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