February 7, 2017
Not exactly a Hammbone situation, but this permanent A list singer was overseas with his band. A little squat from our singer and hello ripped jeans. Hello again for going commando. Hello again for getting several double takes at the larger than average size. He blushed though. I’m not sure he has ever blushed in his life. Oh yeah, well maybe when he watches that music video from back in the day with you know who.
Bruce Springsteen/Courteney Cox
February 6, 2017
I think it has just been within the past couple of months that I wrote about the behavior of this actor. Mostly movie. Was in that eating franchise. Has not done much since. When last we wrote about the B lister he was out of control with his drinking. It actually has become worse. Now he isn’t showering or changing clothes much. When the whole town starts talking about your problem and the way you were at a very public event this past week, it is tough to get work. cc: Lindsay Lohan
Josh Hutcherson
February 6, 2017
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor has multiple Academy Award nominations. He is also a big cheater. At this point, he has gone so far off the cheating end that you hope his actress girlfriend has run away for good. Our actor nearly missed a flight because he was hoking up with a woman and found another on his flight to go to his hotel with him when he landed.
Michael Fassbender
The long spiral down to the bottom of the entertainment ladder is within sight for this former A list tweener star from a singing family. The drugs and booze combined with being a closeted homophobic racist are just finishing off his career which had a chance to be great.
This B list actress is working a ton. All of you know her. She definitely has one of the more unique roles seen in movie history. She has had some big hits in television and some really bad misses. She had to be escorted out of a party this past week because she was drunk and kept getting into arguments with people she feels have wronged her in the past.
That married A list director with a very unique style of dressing has a very tiny assistant who accompanies him everywhere. Everywhere. Well, except when he is back home with his wife.
This foreign born long time network reality star asked for a paternity test. I think that says a lot right there about where his relationship is headed.
February 6, 2017
This former very popular Real Housewife who probably will be back soon because of her lack of income opportunities was hitting on possible investors for some new design line while at the Super Bowl. Just straight up asked for checks right when she met them.
NeNe Leakes (and here she is coming back to RH)
February 5, 2017
After dress rehearsal, this wasted former A- list mostly movie actress knew she was going to lose the battle of attention. She resorted to drastic measures but it still wasn’t enough. Don’t ever tell yourself she doesn’t care about publicity. She is more thirsty than most reality stars.
Kristen Stewart/Gay announcement/Dropping F bomb/SNL/Melissa McCarthy
February 4, 2017
After a very brief attempt at being together for the sake of the baby, I fully expect this multi hyphenated foreign born celebrity to play the woe is me card. The single mom thing is something she can really work to her favor. I am so hoping she gets married again in that brief reunion just to add another last name to her growing list.
Cheryl Ann Tweedy-Cole-Fernandez-Versini
February 4, 2017
This Academy Award winning actor got kicked out of a party for trying to offer this foreign born A+ list singer not named Rihanna a hit from his crack pipe.
Cuba Gooding Jr/Adele
Everyone knows this permanent A- list television actor/personality/host is the father of the child he denies. He even knows it. Our actor just doesn't want to be shaken down for money he doesn't think he should pay. He has a point.
Radio station hoists are banding together to keep our favorite B+ list mostly television actress from that middling show off their airwaves. It turns out there is a widespread belief she lied about something very serious in order to promote something and now, she is getting banned.
One week of sobriety for this former A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who all of you know despite her fall down to B- list take whatever someone will give her. She was on the verge of losing custody of her child. She seems good but she has seemed good in the past.
This permanent A list living legend/host has gone from bad to worse in her health and needs almost 24/7 care from a staff of people. There had been talk of a lifetime tribute to her on her longtime network in a time slot she held on to for decades. Apparently she was unable to participate though so it was out on hold.
September 19, 2016
Emmy Awards
This former late night actor turned late night other job duties guy was hitting on women with his actress girlfriend ten feet away. He doesn’t care about anyone but himself.
Fred Armisen/Natasha Lyonne
#1 - This celebrity offspring screwed herself by trying treatments recommended by her religious leaders rather than medical professionals.
#2 - This A- list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show is closeted. We have been over this before, so no new news there. However, one of the times I wrote about a lover he was spending time with. That lover pretty much confirmed the story in a very public way. This should get very interesting the next few weeks.
#3 - The biggest trick in the bag for London based PR pros right now is buying a program that clicks on articles favorable to clients so the articles remain front and center on the newspaper websites that use clicks as a measure of popularity. The program also generates slightly positive comments about the subject which never get censored or flagged by the comment filter at the newspaper.
#4 - The shoe that dropped on this musician is just one of many to follow as the entire music industry will soon be awash in dozens of child porn cases involving 12-16 year old girls that have become a plague the past decade.
Emmy Awards
September 19, 2016
This A- list mostly television actress on a hit network show got into an argument after the show. Our actress is a Trump supporter which surprisingly is not that uncommon on her show. There are at least four on the show who are going to vote for him. Another five won’t and then two will probably blow it off. Anyway, she got into it big time with a green party supporter of all things.
Julie Bowen
September 14, 2016
The feud between these former tweeners who seemingly had been friends for a very long time and followed nearly the same path through to adulthood has its issues in drugs.They both love them and cause them to lash out. Also, they are both paranoid the other is talking about them to others and selling stories to tabloids.
Demi Lovato/Selena Gomez
February 3, 2017
This former A- list mostly television actor from a long running now defunct pay cable show is trying like crazy to resurrect his career. wants another job so he is the one who leaked a recent NSFW of himself. The thing is, no one really cared. It doesn’t change the fact he can’t act.
Adrian Grenier
This A- list television couple from a hit network show are certainly taking their relationship to the next level. At least publicly. They certainly don't do the same thing when talking about their respective spouses.
This married former A+ list mostly movie actress who never acts any longer is hooking up with an Uber driver she used a few months ago. He also supplies her pot.
February 3, 2017
This A- list mostly television actor from a hit network show is married. He rarely includes his husband with him when there are other celebrities around. Our actor likes the spotlight for himself.
Jim Parsons
The drinking of this Teen Mom is out of control. Combine that with some pills she was prescribed and her already notorious temper and she is a walking train wreck. She has also gained about 20 pounds and recently screamed at a fan who wrongfully pointed it out to her. Not Amber.
AP said she overheard this B- list mostly movie actress who is surprisingly well known because of the people she has dated making plans to hook up with a guy and quoted him a price of $5000 for two hours. All of this was arranged at a NYFW show.
This foreign born B- list mostly movie actress who got screwed when her one word music industry pay cable show got canceled after one season was spotted doing lines of coke in a NYC deli bathroom. At 7am.
This celebrity offspring turned B- list mostly television actress has no idea that her now former pay cable co-star hooked up with the offspring's then boyfriend and now husband a few months before the pair married. Maybe that is why the now former co-star recently got divorced to her own husband.
This almost permanent A list pint sized singer/rapper showed that she not only whitens her face but also most of her body even when she is going to not show off any skin.
At a fashion show this week, this A+ list singer said that her foreign born actor boyfriend sent her a video of him having sex with another woman that he meant to sent to the woman. Apparently the video was taken a few weeks ago.
A judge ruled Monday that confessions made to police will be admissible against one of the two girls charged with trying to kill their sixth-grade classmate to please the fictional character Slender Man in 2014. Circuit Judge Michael Bohren also said that jurors from Waukesha County will hear the case when it finally goes to trial, now set for October — 3 1/2 years after the crime.
Morgan Geyser and Anissa Weier were 12 when they were charged as adults with the attempted first-degree intentional homicide of Payton Leutner, who was stabbed 19 times and left to die near a Waukesha park before she was found by a passing bicyclist. After several surgeries, Leutner recovered and was able to start seventh grade on time that fall.
Arrested later the same day, the girls told detectives how they had plotted the attack because they believed Slender Man, an internet boogeyman, would harm them or their families if they did kill their friend.
Each has now argued that they were too young to fully understand and give up their rights to remain silent or consult an attorney and that the statements should not be allowed as evidence against them at trial. Geyser's attorney argued that in addition to her young age Geyser was suffering from untreated early onset schizophrenia, a condition discovered months later while doctors evaluated her competency to understand the charges against her and assist in her own defense.
Announcing his decision from the bench, Bohren said the totality of the circumstances suggested that in each of three incidents, Geyser understood and knowingly made incriminating statements. Regarding one instance where Geyser's attorney had questioned the way a sheriff's lieutenant read Geyser her rights, Bohren said the state has long said "substance controls over form" in determining the properness of the so-called Miranda warning.
A Michigan man who bound and tortured his wife, then killed his two young children and two teen stepchildren has pleaded guilty.
Gregory Green, who spent 16 years in prison for killing his pregnant first wife, admitted to the September 2016 slayings after being ruled competent to stand trial.
“He wanted to get it over with,” defense attorney Charles Longstreet II told reporters.
Green’s biological children, 5-year-old Koi Green and 4-year-old Kaleigh Green, died from carbon monoxide poisoning. Authorities say Green left them in a car with the engine running.
His stepchildren -- Chadney Allen, 19, and Kara Allen, 17 -- were fatally shot in front of their mother, Faith Green.
Faith Green was slashed across the face with a box cutter, shot in the foot and tied up, but survived.
According to prosecutors, Green called 911 early morning on Sept. 28 and admitted to killing his family. When police arrived, he was waiting on the porch and immediately taken into custody.
When police entered the home, discovered Faith tied up in the basement, the bodies of the two children in the bed, and the teens fatally shot near their mother. They had been shot execution style.
Police have said the bloodshed apparently stemmed from domestic violence.
Sentencing for Gregory Green is scheduled for March 1. He will serve two mandatory years, followed by 45 to 100 years in prison. He will be 97 before being eligible for parole, according to prosecutors.
A judge rejected a personal protection order for Faith Green in 2013. She had also previously filed for divorce.
Gregory Green and Faith Green married two years after he left prison on his fifth request for parole.
This foreign born A list singer who is a multiple Latin Grammy winner and won't ever go on tour with that initialed singer again is set to come out of the closet.
Commando again for this former cable actor turned movie actor who seems to make most of his money doing commercials. At one such commercial, things got out of hand after a makeup woman finished doing what she needed to be doing. As she backed away, the whole crew had a glimpse of the beast in full. Beneath the pants of course. The problem was that before filming, everyone had to wait for the tent to go down so to speak.
I love how this guy from One Direction has decided to cover up his closetedness by pretending to be dating multiple women at once. It kind of reminds me of Corey Feldman a few years ago when he would walk around with multiple women to make it seem like he was still a star.
The only way this former A list reality star who spent all her money is going to get pregnant is through IVF. She isn't having sex with her significant other. Oh, they might try every year or so, but, pregnancy is not happening the old fashioned way. Hey, maybe a set of twins or octuplets could get them back in the full-time reality game.
September 14, 2016
She might have had to leave this cable network, but because she knew so many secrets and had the receipts, she got a massive amount of money. The Xenu folks probably have their eye on it.
Greta Van Susteren
Need to go back in the day for this one. Not too far back. The last few years of last century. You know at the beginning of Social Network when everyone is sitting around in college dorm rooms coming up with Facebook and the whole thing is kind of murky about who did what. Well, this is kind of like that, but not as murky. He probably didn't need to do it. He refers to a writer/director. He had some talent. Has some talent. The thing is though, he probably won't get a chance to do what he wants to do with that talent. For almost a decade we have been hearing about his new projects and he is working on some things and it is going to blow people away and he is working with some exciting people and everyone just needs to stay tuned.
You know what all that sounds like? Every one hit wonder and every person who has ever finished in the top 10 of American Idol when some intrepid reporter in their home town newspaper treks down to the basement of their parent's house to find out what they are doing now.
Everything started off fine. He did a couple of good things. He met another guy at school and they started talking about a project they should do when they got out of school. It turns out the other guy had a script. A really good script. Amazing actually. The guy let the subject of our blind read it and see if he had any notes for the script he could make over the Christmas holiday. The guy went back to to visit his family out of the country. Four days later he was killed in a car wreck.
Our writer/director could have given it to the family when everything was sent home. He didn't. In fact, he even went so far as to erase every bit of the script from the desktop of the other guy. The family never knew. Still doesn't as far as I know.
Our writer/director shopped the script around. He knew it was good. He made a whole lot of demands, but he got them because the script was so good. He thought he was on top of the world. It took a little while but the world grew to love the movie. The problem for our writer/director is that he was supposed to be this hugely talented writer/director but at least as far as the writing thing goes, he really was just average. On the hard drive of the dead person's desktop there had been another script. Not as polished. It had never really been edited. It was literally a 300 page script. It was all he had though. People were clamoring for something so he turned it into the studio and they said cut it down. He cut and he cut but the thing was still 220 pages, maybe a little more. His problem was he didn't know what to cut because he had no feel for the script. It didn't come from him. Oh, he was taking full credit for it. The studio was to blame to. They threw money at him and got what they deserved. A massive bomb. A huge bust. If left in the hands of the original writer, it probably could have been something special. It has its moments. The problem is our guy didn't know how to write the moments. Hollywood was basically done with him at that point. Fast forward a few years and he gets out of movie jail. I mean, he did do that thing (which he didn't really do) so maybe there is still untapped genius. Nope. His writing still sucked which no one could understand because of you the first thing he did and even the second thing had good writing in the first draft. It was the revisions that sucked.
So, our guy made a blah movie that faded when the writing went from adaptation to original. He does have some directing talent. His problem is that his ego has him convinced he can replicate the first success if only given the chance. So, far he has struck out. Miss after miss. Nothing ever gets beyond an option. His writing is not good. IF he decided to just focus on directing, he could make a few bucks, but he won't. He is still trying to chase that one hit wonder but if the one hit is not yours to begin with, then what are you really chasing?
February 3, 2017
He would like you to believe he was hurt playing some sport or some other cool reason, but the fact is this A- list mogul wannabe rapper fell down some stairs while high on LSD.
Sean Combs
September 13, 2016
This celebrity offspring turned married actress was not amused when this married philandering foreign born A- list mostly movie actor kept hitting on her at a party. When she threatened to let his wife know he said he didn’t care.
Bryce Dallas Howard/Ewan McGregor
September 12, 2016
Despite an attempt at a working vacation for this acting couple and their kids, it looks like the foreign born co-stars on a hit show have called it quits for now as they are living apart.
Martin Freeman/Amanda Abbington (Missed this one when revealing after their split announcement shortly after this)
This frequent full frontal actor who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee dd some business with an international company while on a press tour for his movie. As part of the deal, he got a ton of money and also several women on call 24/7 to fulfill his sexual needs.
This A list host/mogul is scheduled to get hair plugs because he is freaking out about his thinning hair.
February 2, 2017
I guess the good news for this part-time actress/singer who is a celebrity offspring of just about permanent A listers is that the extensive plastic surgery she has done the past six months is being performed by her mom’s surgeon who is amazing. The thing is, our offspring is not showing restraint so she is starting to look unnatural.
Rumer Willis
This network fairy tale princess doesn't let her husband out of her sight when either of them is filming. Apparently he has told her why his first marriage broke up.
This former B+ list mostly movie actress who can't make a good movie to save her life still has A+ list name recognition thanks to that marriage and the aftermath of the divorce. She managed to get a group of ten kids celebrating a birthday at a NYFW show from the back row to the first two rows. It would have been all front row but some editor of a magazine refused and threw a hissy fit that our actress would even ask.
This A+ list singer has made it a point to not communicate with our favorite former tweener turned drug addled singer/actress. Even while in the same city it has been crickets. Our former tweener has made it even worse by talking smack about the singer and is in danger of violating a NDA.
This one named singer who still has A list name recognition but doesn't sing much anymore split with her boyfriend for awhile because she told him she had not been drinking. She then puked all over him while he was in bed sleeping.
This celebrity offspring who does not have the last name Baldwin or Roberts was a wasted mess of drugs at a recent press event. She has done the rehab thing before but her superstar parents refuse to acknowledge anything is wrong.
Our favorite former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort had sex with the leader of this country where she spends a great deal of time in exchange for a passport from that country. No money exchanged hands. Probably been a very long time since that happened.
Regis Philbin says he hasn't kept in touch with his former co-host Kelly Ripa since he decided to leave the show "Live" in 2011.
Philbin said on "Larry King Now" in an interview posted online Wednesday, that Ripa took it personally and was offended when he decided to leave their show "Live! with Regis and Kelly." He says she thought he was leaving because of her.
But the 85-year-old told King he left the show because he was getting older and it "wasn't right for me anymore."
"She got very offended when I left. She thought I was leaving because of her," Philbin said. "I was leaving because I was getting older and that wasn’t right for me anymore."
Philbin said he still misses hosting and added that the show has "never once" asked him to return as a guest co-host.
Asked if he would come back to television, he said it would depend on how often he would appear.
Roman Polanski's lawyer, Harland Braun, has asked a Los Angeles County Superior Court judge to unseal a transcript of the testimony of the prosecutor in the Polanski case.
Braun believes the secret testimony supports Polanski's claim that he cut a deal to serve only 48 days in jail for raping a 13-year-old girl in 1977.
Polanski, 83, spent 42 days in Chino State Prison and was released. But Judge Laurence Rittenband allegedly reneged on the deal and told prosecutors he decided Polanski should spend up to 50 years in prison. That's when Polanski fled to Europe.
Polanski doesn't want to be a fugitive and wants to be able to travel freely throughout the world. I know the victim wants all of this to be over but I'm wondering why he finally decided to try and settle all of this. I mean he has not wanted to do this in the past 40 years. My guess is money for a project to be filmed in a country where he can't go or he has medical issues and wants to be treated in a country where he can't go.
This foreign born C+ list mostly movie actress is forced to watch her celebrity offspring boyfriend with an A+ name have sex with other women or he threatens to dump her. Considering he did once when she walked out, she now just puts up with it.
This B+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner and a very very quiet last two years or so might have a long time girlfriend but he was wining and dining and all over another woman at lunch yesterday.
This former A+ list reality star who everyone still hates likes to pretend she is doing good by donating things to charity. Yes, she is donating but it is stuff she got for free. It is not like she is donating things she paid for. Oh, but it won't stop her from taking the tax deduction.
Studio bosses are getting worried. No, of course they know their movie is going to make money hand over fist, but they are worried this foreign born former franchise actress might say something that would slow that money flow. A new group of several hundred people just discovered what I have been telling you for a year. The actress thinks she is A++ list and expects people to act like it. All those movie roles not offered or offered to someone else because of her being a diva. Normally our actress would be out in front of every media outlet right now but she is only being given a fraction of what she should be handling because of the fear reporters will trash her and the movie if she pulls more diva stunts.
February 2, 2017
While his pregnant girlfriend waited at a restaurant for this A- list network reality host to meet for dinner, he was hooking up with a fan he met earlier in the day. He actually told the fan he had to leave to meet his girlfriend. After they had sex of course.
Nick Cannon
#1 - A bystander had to intervene in an argument this weekend between this A+ list mostly movie actor and the foreign born model/actress he calls his girlfriend. Apparently our actor was incensed that she was taking too long getting out of the car and over to the beach to meet a pap for some shots. Apparently things got nasty and the bystander stepped in.
#2 - This A-/B+ list mostly television actress is on a very hit ABC comedy. She is thisclose to walking from the show. Not because she thinks she is a huge star, but because she is being sexually harassed by one of the producers and no one will do anything about it.
#3 - This barely can drink Disney actress had sex with the hot mugshot guy this week. I believe he is still married.
I did this a year or two ago, but readers are always coming in and it is one of my favorite things to ask people. First concert you attended whether with your parents or not.
September 7, 2016
Yes, she has had tons of plastic surgery to make her look like a cartoon, but this celebrity offspring who somehow managed to record a dance song has everyone thrown off the track about her drug use. Even her probable permanent A list parent has given up trying to make her stop. She better save some money for that nose job.
Chloe Lattanzi
February 2, 2017
This Los Angeles born B list mostly television actress has gone the way of Madonna and the Goopster. How? While promoting her new show she has started using a British accent. She says it is because she just absorbs languages and accents. Uh huh. Most people say it is because she is annoying and thinks she is better than everyone.
Kate Bosworth
February 1, 2017
Why yes, this B+ list mostly television actress from a middling network show owned by the guy who owns multiple shows in the same family of networks was wasted out of her mind during a recent talk show appearance. She needs help.
Keke Palmer
This actress turned reality star is also a momager and blasted one of her children for not taking modeling seriously because the teen decided to eat a meal within 24 hours of an upcoming modeling gig.
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor is married. He is cheating on his wife with a co-star from his hit pay cable show. Not as hit as his last show.
February 1, 2017
There might not even be a friendship at this point, let alone that fake romance they tried to shove down our throats. Well, not yours. Or mine. We all knew it was fake. Anyway, one person this A lister in her mind cannot stand is this A list rapper. If she is friends with the guy from the north, our A lister in her mind will stay far away
Drake/Jennifer Lopez/NIcki MInaj
This foreign born permanent A+ list celebrity is releasing a single for the charity she sponsors. I'm not sure anyone expected/expects this. Who knew she could even sing?
He may or may not play in the NFL again next year, but this former A- list player still knows how to cheat like a pro. He was hitting on anyone at NYFW who even gave him a hint that they were interested. I'm sure his long suffering girlfriend loves that.
This used to be a C+ list actress back in the day talks smack about her siblings all of the time. The reason? She is thirsty and wants her A- list actress sister all to herself for those red carpet appearances.
This foreign born former reality star/singer has seen a career resurgence after spending much of the winter having sex regularly with her mogul ex boss. She is even in line to land a very high paying network reality gig.
As one sister/ce;ebrity offspring becomes clean and sober, the other sister has gone past the point of no return and needs help. Not a Willis.
At Fashion Week, this former pop star turned actress on a hit network show had some serious shade thrown at her by a Disney actress who told the now actress to stop hitting on the boyfriend of the Disney actress and to find someone her own age.
Kate Upton has become the fourth person to appear on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition four times. In an effort to sell more copies of the issue, SI has made three separate covers. Apparently all the talk that SI disliked working with Kate and that she was a pain doesn't really matter because she landed the cover.
Other women who did the cover three times include Tyra Banks, Heidi Klum and Christie Brinkley, who also is featured in this year's edition with her two daughters. Elle Macpherson holds the record with five cover appearances.
As for me, I don't even think I have looked at one of the issues since I was in about 8th grade. The issue does not sell like it did back in the day. It still is one of their best selling issues which is why they do it, but the luster has faded over time.
Hilary Duff’s ex-husband Mike Comrie is reportedly under police investigation over a rape allegation.
The retired hockey player, who used to play in the NHL, has been accused of raping a woman at his Los Angeles home on Saturday night,
An unnamed woman has claimed she met him in a bar that night and they went back to his place and he raped her “multiple times”. She reportedly went to the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center soon afterwards and had a rape kit administered.
Sources connected to the 36-year-old former athlete claim the woman, who Mike has allegedly known for a long time, had given her full consent to sex. They also allege there was another woman present during their sexual encounter and she has not filed a complaint.
Officers with the Los Angeles Police Department are investigating the allegation but have not yet spoken to Mike.
I'm not sure getting hammered at a pre Grammy brunch the day before the show is the best idea when you are trying to convince people you are sober. The former tweener was nominated for the first time.
This former A+ list mostly movie actor is hoping his franchise will give his career a boost. If not, there is always the drug trade which he seems to be embracing with relish.
I'll never reveal names, but I just suffered through watching one of the most unpleasant and unprofessional interviews I've seen for one of my projects. By turns confrontational, mean-spirited, dismissive, and all-around unpleasant, this "person" managed to waste everyone's time and money and as a result will barely figure into the project due to their half-assed answers and shitty attitude. What a complete disaster. I feel sorry for the crew that had to film this individual but I can't help but feel relieved that I didn't have to be there in person to deal with it. I would have shut the interview down after the first ten minutes and just called it a day. Wow, this is a serious bummer.
Here is his film company's Facebook page so maybe there are some clues.
The fake feud thing really needs to go away. The one between the blogger and the A- list singer/part-time actress is the fakiest of fakes. I mean the blogger set her up with the guy she has been seeing for a bit and they even share the same agent.
This A- list mostly movie actor with the A++ list sounding name should really be careful who he hangs out with. That guy you were hanging out with the other night has got at least five or six celebrities hooked on drugs he sells them and only one of those celebs (former Disney A+ lister) has a chance of making it back.
September 2, 2016
This 70’s A+ lister with celebrity offspring wrecked his car while driving drunk but managed to get it towed away without the police busting him again.
David Cassidy
This foreign born permanent A list celebrity is also the offspring of permanent A list celebrities. We'll call him Mr. H. Because of his family ties, his career trajectory is pretty much a slam dunk. The problem is that the Mr H is only in the position he's in because of his family connections. He is not very talented in his niche and his public likability factor is not that great either. It also doesn't help that Mr H also suffers from frequent foot-in-mouth-disease and likes to mouth off about stuff in public that he shouldn't.
Mr H's personal life also has a history of being messy, and a good portion of the mess has been public. You'd have to be living on Mars not to know about it. Anyway, there are several situations involving Mr. H that are not known publicly. These scandals, if made public, would make the prior stuff involving our celebrity look like a day at Disneyland. Mr. H is very nervous right now because of a recent event that may unearth one of these secrets. If one of these particular situations were to become public knowledge, it would cause big problems for Mr H and his career path going forward. Not only could it totally derail those career plans, but also could do some serious damage in his personal life.
But, before we get to that, we need to take a trip in the Wayback Machine for a little history on this guy. As I already wrote, he has some character issues. He's self centered and at heart, weak and ineffectual. This is mostly due to his upbringing. Mr. H also has a monster ego and sense of righteousness- and a nasty streak a mile wide if he's challenged. It's his way or the highway. He's also had a history of making bad decisions about women, mostly because he vacillates between being weak and then alpha aggressive. Big time Mommy issues. No one can reign this guy in, not even his family members. One of his worst choices was to get involved with a particular woman when he was younger. He moved on from that eventually, but that particular woman lurked in the background of his life for a long time, causing a lot of collateral damage later. Mr H has also had a number of public relationships that did not work out. He eventually did get married- for the wrong reasons- and the marriage was a total disaster that played itself out in the public eye. What made it worse was that Mr. H cheated-- a lot. Not only did he cheat publicly, but had other not-publicly known liaisons, including an affair with the hired help. Those around him were horrified about his bad judgment and a good deal of time and energy had to be spent doing damage control around his public image. This stuff had all the makings of an epic rubbish fire.
Now, back to the present day. Mr. H is on pins and needles because of a potentially emerging scandal which would dredge up all the old stories of his past. The scenario he is worried about involves a young woman who we'll call Miss E. Miss E is a B list celebrity in her own little circle. She and her family have been close to Mr. H and his family for years. What the public doesn't know is that Mr H had a long term affair with Miss E, starting from when she was barely out of her teens. Miss E harbored fantasies for years about marrying Mr. H. He, of course, strung her along with false promises about where the relationship was going (which was nowhere). The affair went on for a long time before she realized she was just being strung along. The problem is that Mr H could be so charming at times that she just could not say no to him, even though she knew she'd never be anything more than a hookup. Despite her attempts to break free from him, Miss E always went back when he called. One reason was low self esteem. The other was the money he would send her way. Several of her friends know about the couple. They also know that something that happened recently between the pair has the potential to expose their relationship which would make front page news and ruin Mr. H for all time.
Celebrity couple you think is next in line to split. If you don't want to be anti today, then, two celebrities you wish were a couple.
September 1, 2016
With her part-time boyfriend out of the picture for good, this barely relevant celebrity offspring is in need of some fame to try and keep her career lit, plus she would like some drugs. This former A+ list singer is the perfect combination except he is in a crazy period right now where he is doing mushrooms and LSD and barely coherent half the time.
Hailey Baldwin/John Mayer
August 31, 2016
This very well decorated Olympian might seem to be enjoying the massive spotlight on them again, but it is causing them a huge headache when it comes to cheating on their significant other which was never an issue before the most recent Games.
Michael Phelps
August 30, 2016
A daughter of this former Housewife has been introduced to some of her mother’s old friends and is now making much more money than her mom ever did.
Brielle Biermann
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress does have a long dormant franchise. She also freaked out when a reporter asked her about this cable actor she had been/is dating. When a fan of the actor asked the same question a few minutes later, the actress lost her s**t and told everyone to leave her alone.
This loser of a former boyfriend to a Teen Mom says he has recordings of himself and the Teen Mom having phone sex while she was pregnant with another man's baby.
August 23, 2016
This aging A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who keeps failing at tv from an acting family finally got booted from his marriage again but not before he cheated on his wife with the woman he is currently dating. Oh, they will make it seem like it all happened after, but it didn’t.
Dennis Quaid
This A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a long running hit pay cable show told a guy at Fashion Week that she was taking a break from her long time significant other. The next day though she was out with him. Interesting.
This A+ list mostly movie actor who also directs is doing his best to get out of making the next installment of a franchise. He will make it if forced but would love for them to say they found a replacement. He is miserable.
Apparently he still doesn't have any money of his own, but this B list rapper did manage to have his reality star girlfriend drop $100K on a new necklace for himself.
At a party over the weekend, this foreign born still one hit wonder told guys if they wanted to take her home they would have to show her how much they wanted her. Apparently that meant making it rain by putting a large wad of cash in her hand.
This now out of work B+ list mostly television actress who can still be seen on a hit pay cable show was a drunken mess at a Fashion Week show. Sweet drunk. Very very friendly reminding men she is single.
At a Fashion Week show this week, this former stylist turned reality star turned failed designer would hold out her hand when introduced to someone and expected her hand to be kissed. She acted like she was the Queen or something. It was ridiculous.
Playboy is bringing nudity back.
After the men’s lifestyle magazine stopped featuring nude pictorials in 2015, the nude shots are making a comeback with Playboy's March/April 2017 issue featuring topless Playmate Elizabeth Elam as Miss March 2017, along with the headline “Naked is normal.”
“I’ll be the first to admit that the way in which the magazine portrayed nudity was dated, but nudity was never the problem because nudity isn’t a problem,” Playboy’s Chief Creative Officer Cooper Hefner said in a statement. "Today we're taking our identity back and reclaiming who we are."
Cooper Hefner, the 25-year-old son of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, shared the message on Twitter and it was also shared by the offiical Playboy account.
“This is a remarkably special moment personally and professionally that I get to share this issue of Playboy magazine with my Dad, as well as with readers,” he stated. “It is a reflection of how the brand can best connect with my generation and generations to come.”
In addition to Playboy returning with nude pictorials, the publication also reinstated the “Party Jokes” feature, which serves to “provide a quick beat of humor and celebrates the playful side of the brand.” Cooper Hefner also brought back "The Playboy Philosophy" with a column penned nearly 40 years after his father’s last installment in the 1960s. He said it is meant to explore “the current political and cultural climate in the US.”
One thing Playboy did eliminate with the latest issue is the phrase “Entertainment for Men” from the cover.
“Playboy will always be a lifestyle brand focused on men’s interests, but as gender roles continue to evolve in society, so will we,” explained Cooper.
The new issue also featured pictorials of April Playmate Nina Daniele and Scarlett Byrne, who also wrote an essay "on the importance of owning female sexuality" as well as “the double standards that still exist between women and men.”
ABC has named a black woman as its "Bachelorette" for the first time in the show's history.
Rachel Lindsay will lead the 13th season of "The Bachelor" spinoff. The announcement came Monday night on ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live."
The news is somewhat of a spoiler for fans of the ongoing season of "The Bachelor." The 31-year-old attorney from Texas has yet to be eliminated from the dating show, where she is competing for the affections of Nick Viall. Nevertheless, Lindsay told Kimmel on Monday that she's ready to find love and a husband. She also encouraged the audience to send any interested suitors to apply for the show.
"I'm happy to represent myself as a black woman in front of America and I'm happy for America to rally behind me and see what it's like for me to be on this journey to find love. Honestly, it's not going to be that different from any other season of 'The Bachelorette.'"
Pretty sure this singer is going to be a one hit wonder. I hope he is because his song annoys me. Not as much as he annoys certain other people though. The Grammy nominee from this year was popping pills left and right and made everyone he came into contact with last night uncomfortable. Not a good way to find new people to work with.
Back in the corner of the garden patio at Chateau Marmont was this former Disney actress turned future porn star who flirted and flirted until all the coke was gone. Then, she gathered her purse and said adieu. No, seriously, she said adieu.
Our favorite former tweener turned addict was humiliated at an after arty because the guy her singer boyfriend hooked up with earlier in the week was there and even gave the singer a long kiss on the lips right in front of everyone.
This could have turned out very badly. This Grammy winner from last night was talking to a voter and asked who he voted for in Album Of The Year. Apparently he did not know to whom he was speaking and said A Sailor's Guide To Earth. That took the questioner so off guard that she started laughing. She had been ready to go off on the guy and in what can only be described as a tribute to Michael K, walked away and said that is some crazy Benjamin Buttons s**t.
That dress everyone is talking about was paid for by that crazy cult. Yep, she is a member and brings them up in ever conversation and interview. A bunch of free publicity for the cult and making sure that tax exemption stays in place.
Not invited, but not taking no for an answer, this on again Real Housewife crashed a Grammy after party in honor of someone else and made it all about her.
Trying to stop a PR storm from raining down upon him, this one named DJ tried to shift the talk away from his racist rants and have the tabloids focus on something else. The tabloids fell for it hook line and sinker and unless you read online sites like this or others you will never know what an awful human he is.
This foreign born A list singer was showing some texts to people at an after party last night. The texts were from this A+ list singer who thought he was being too chummy with this foreign born A+ list singer who is one of the few who don't bow down in a chance to join the squad.
That was a really long absence between Grammy nominations for this one named singer who is also a former reality star. The most common greeting to her last night was some form of, "Holy F**k." Lets just say she has had some work done and it maybe didn't turn out quite the way she wanted.
This group was nominated for a Grammy, but lets be honest, their time to shine was over a decade ago. Their public face still thinks the band is A++ list and treats women like it. At a party last night he got rejected from woman after woman. He finally managed to hook up with a woman who remembered the band and also thought they were still relevant. She was drunk, so maybe that is why she thought they were still good.
May 10, 2016
Over the years I have always held off writing about this actor. The thing is, if you write about him other than as a blind, then the comments section turns into a war between a few women he has wronged over the years and supporters of the actor, finally followed by hundreds of comments from the actor himself using various pseudonyms. Lots of them. Our actor devotes a fair amount of time each day to comments sections of various websites. The thing that makes him so good at it probably is what makes him such a good actor. He is heavily invested in these pseudonyms. He can tell you their back story and a little biography about them and he writes them all as if they are those people. Our actor has never publicly come out as bisexual, but in the comments as one of his characters he will gladly tell you that he is gay and how men and women love him. Our actor has a girlfriend. A long long time girlfriend. He will comment as her even though it is him. Our actor is A-/B+ list. I think when he lands a series he is A- list, but most other times he is B+ list. His most recent foray into television was a two season cable show which was decent. He starred in another long running cable show. Lots of credits. Movies and television. Women love him. Well, until they get dumped. He has several secret kids. He is even a very very young grandfather. Although he spends time defending himself on gossip sites, his main focus is on conspiracy sites. This is where he shines. If you can think of an outlandish conspiracy, our actor is all over it and usually supports these ideas. He has learned to refrain from expressing his opinions on sets after one producer refused to work with him again. Online though, it is a whole other world. He gets together all his characters and will generate comment after comment in support of the conspiracy to the point where it seems as if hundreds of people all share in the same idea which then causes more people to discuss it and he just fans those flames.
Daniel Sunjata
#1 - Always struggling with an eating disorder, the wife of this foreign born A- list mostly move actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is really struggling with bulimia right now.
#2 - This foreign born A- list dual threat actor had to pay his wife to go with him last night. His studio would have been out of their mind if he had showed up to the BAFTAs without his wife. Things have not been going well for the couple at all. This is a whole new level of not going well.
#3 - In case you shippers are curious, yes, there was a meeting between the former superhero and the Academy Award winner/nominee the night before the awards. It maybe could have gone somewhere but our actor got drunk which leads to things no one wants to see, let alone the actress.
#4 - She is a B list foreign born mostly movie actress. Not old enough to drink in the States but is already using botox. No one understands why.
It sounds like three names but is just one. This B- list singer had a deal to wear a certain designer but when they found out she was black they refused because they are the most racist mf'ers I have heard of some time. They said something about people of color not being able to afford their clothes. So, our singer went to Gucci who hooked her up in a second.
Apparently the hookup partner of this rapper/mogul has been identified. A singer who is a few months shy of being legal.
Apparently one of the hosts covering the event for this music magazine live took a pot brownie before the coverage began. They had no idea it was a pot brownie. They had never eaten one before. Every time the coverage would shift to someone else, our host was violently ill.
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ lister was so proud of herself yesterday for sticking to mushrooms that she told everyone she encountered.
Joining the singer in #7 in coke use after the show was this multiple Dove Award winner/nominee who is bff with the singer in #7.
No coke use was seen during the actual show, but this hanging on to A+ list singer certainly indulged like crazy after the show and has dropped almost 20 pounds from her already slim body because of her increase in coke use. She used to always seem like she was in control. Not any longer.
No shame for this B list mostly television actress who could now use a new acting gig. She came on the arm of this married record executive. The guy still lives at home with his wife. Last I heard he had been cheating on his wife with this one named singer. That, he tried to hide. This though, he was just throwing the wife under the bus and our actress was doing the driving.
JK Rowling
Andrew Garfield
Jessica Brown Findlay
Lin Manuel Miranda
Thandie Newton
Meryl Streep
Taylor Hill
The wife of this still young permanent A list country singer was overheard discussing the cancer treatment that lies ahead for her husband.
Emily Blunt
Nicole Kidman
Bryce Dallas Howard
Dev Patel
Penelope Cruz
Julia Stiles
Luke Evans
This suddenly solo foreign born singer who used to be in a group got dumped by her date for the show and for life about an hour before departure for the show. Our singer was crushed. Just in a daze.
Kate Middleton and Prince William
Emma Stone
Sophie Turner
Amy Adams
Felicity Jones
Daisy Ridley
Viola Davis
The publicist for this former tweener who was nominated last night must have been hitting the open bar hard yesterday afternoon because she could barely stand while leading her charge down the red carpet. When they got to the end of the gauntlet the publicist was sent home. Just wasted.
Elle King
Daya
Cassadee Pope
Kristin Cavallari
Tinashe
Blink 182
Michael Keaton and Sean Douglas
I wonder if this foreign born A- list celebrity/host would go back in time and decide to go home Saturday night after a pre-party rather than have one fight after another with his wife on Sunday while he was being trailed by a reporter writing a story.
Celine Dion
Paris Jackson
Kelsea Ballerini
Katharine McPhee
Heidi Klum
Lea Michele
Tori Kelly
