August 15, 2016
What was going to be the darling of Oscar season this year is having a ton of PR issues and that sure thing Best Picture award for this movie which has not yet been released is now looking to be a long shot. At this point the movie might not even get nominated.
Nate Parker/Birth Of A Nation (and it didn't get nominated, although Casey Affleck and his sexual assaulting self did)
August 14, 2016
This wannabe model is a celebrity offspring of two people who were A listers at the time of her birth. Now, only one is. Anyway, she was at a party yesterday and couldn’t hold it together. She can barely go an hour without drugs. She was shaking and trembling before leaving for a few minutes. When she came back, she was all better but completely out of it.
Ireland Baldwin
August 10, 2016
Another sign that this B+ list mostly television actress from that hit cable show no longer on the air has left her religion is her working with and praise of the SP she is working with right now. Oh, and the chain smoking.
Elisabeth Moss/Nicole Kidman
It was a charity event so the fact this A list model who got her start in SI was so rude to every person was not lost on the organizers. Before the event she demanded a hotel suite for two days even though she lives ten minutes from the venue.
The only reason this C+ list celebrity of a foreign born permanent A list singer/actress got cast in a new movie is she was willing to have real sex and not simulated sex. Sounds like porn to me. She says it is an art film.
This celebrity offspring is the youngest and least well known of a gaggle of celebrities in her family not named Willis. Under age by a mile, this foreign born singer was holding the hair back of our celebrity offspring while she did line after line of coke.
Apparently now that this big news is out there providing cover, this A list mostly movie actor can go out solo with his long time lover with no need to invite along the wives.
August 9, 2016
They used to hook up all the time back in the day before she became royal so it shouldn’t shock anyone that this married A list royal was flirting up a storm with her ex. Not really an ex, more of an every weekend friends with benefits thing.
Kate Middleton
August 7, 2016
This B+ list mostly movie actress is from an acting family. She has not been the same the past six months after catching her boyfriend in bed with another woman. Twice.
Rooney Mara
August 5, 2016
This former Disney actor turned A- list mainstream actor apparently sent his actress girlfriend to the hospital when he hit her. She never called the police and at urgent care, she insisted it was all her fault for getting to close to a flying elbow. Hmmm.
Shia LaBeouf
August 4, 2016
Which one hit wonder pop singer whose song was all over radio at this time last year just got dropped by her record label? To bide the time before she (hopefully) gets signed to another label, she’s been yachting to earn extra cash.
Iggy Azalea
This closeted A list NFL player who does not play QB got rolled by a guy he met a couple of nights earlier at a club. Our player thought he could trust the guy. He thought wrong.
Now that her pay cable show has wrapped, we will call this actress B list. Mostly movie. Celebrity offspring and anorexic. Apparently she fainted while doing press for her new movie because she had not eaten in a couple of days.
This foreign born A list rapper is not only a publicity freak and a nightly bareback stripper lover, but also racist.
With his popularity waning because he is not on television each week, this A list mogul is threatening to pull his production deal with the parent company unless he gets back on the air now. Thirsty f**ker. Always likes you to think he prefers being behind the scenes. Nope. His ego is HUUUUUUGE. So, now the company is going to overpay for a worn out franchise from a different network.
This model/wannabe actress who has only casting couched her way to parts is apparently pregnant. I wonder what producer or director is the dad. It sure isn't her actor boyfriend.
August 3, 2016
This offspring of a permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner is hooking up with a woman who the actor has kept on his payroll for two years as an employee. And by employee, I mean mistress. The offspring has no idea he is playing second fiddle to dad.
Nicolas Cage
#1 - During the day this closeted foreign born A list athlete in his corner of the sports world has been hanging out with this way too young celebrity offspring he wants people to think he is dating. At night he has been hitting Grindr hard while holding down a table at The Abbey.
#2 - This former Disney star turned addict is selling himself to men for drugs.
#3 - On the guest list for this huge charity event was that A list acting couple who loves publicity. Last year when the A+ lister in the couple was promoting a movie he was there. This year he stiffed the organization and didn't even write a check because he was not the star. His ex was.
#4 - A child of this now deceased permanent A list mostly movie actress/icon is stealing money from a charity established in the name of the deceased actress.
August 3, 2016
The PR team of this A+ list NFL player are playing spin the bottle when it comes to finding a reason other than the truth when it comes to press availability for a certain pending question being asked this week. So far, the tabloids are playing the we will print whatever you want us to print and treat it as gospel truth game.
Aaron Rodgers (whether he will attend his brother's wedding)
August 1, 2016
Teen Choice Awards
There was a little behind the scenes battle last night to hook up with this married showrunner. Apparently he is going through some possible marital issues. I say possible because sometimes things are said which are used more for sex than actually being true. That being said, this soon to be out of work almost network actress who has yachted in the past won the battle of his affections last night over this foreign born singer with the cool sounding name. She would have won and had been making out with the showrunner but then our actress whispered in his ear that the singer is underage. Just slightly, but is underage.
Kat Graham/Tallia Storm
August 1, 2016
Teen Choice Awards
Another person grabbing on for dear life to a showrunner, but not sexually as far as JV could see was this below drinking age MTV actress who also has a pretty decent gig on another cable show. She is being considered to replace the drug addict mentioned in an earlier blind and would love the gig.
Katherine McNamara
Want to be killed off this NBC soap? Ask for a raise and tell the producers you are too good for daytime television. This actor will be back and begging for his job back.
We already know this A list mostly movie actor got his wife pregnant without sex. Now there is some talk that it might not have even been his sperm used.
January 14, 2017
This A+ list producer/record executive/former reality star with a name like an initialed city is in big trouble with his employer. It seems as if the A+ lister brought in his personal barber on company time and also allowed another handful of employees to also get their hair cut by the barber. The cuts were not cheap but the executive billed them all to the company on his expense account so was getting reimbursed by the company every couple of weeks for the haircuts of others.
L.A. Reid
I think our openly gay former franchise actress thinks she has her model girlfriend locked down. Nope. The model will always seek out more fame and fortune when she can, and that celebrity offspring she hooks up with has a ton more money and will give our model only slightly less publicity.
This foreign born permanent A list model got stabbed last week in her arm during a fight with a "boyfriend." She hit him with a lamp before the stabbing when she found out he was seeing someone else later that night after she left.
With no access to much cash because the allowance her manager placed her on and her cheating A- list celebrity boyfriend out of town, our former tweener turned addict has started smoking crack. Should be interesting to watch.
This B- list mostly take whatever someone will give him actor from an acting family bounced a check recently to a charity while trying to look like a big shot.
This foreign born B+ list model with the Japanese restaurant sounding name who used to be a pro beard thought she had another gig. Turns out that A+ lister she used to beard for put her head in a place where her fee is outrageously high, so she lost her new gig almost as soon as it began.
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress you all know has been turning down big roles to make her actor husband you all know happy. He wants her to stay home with their kids. Meanwhile he films movies all over the world so he can cheat in peace.
The Eiffel Tower will soon be protected by bulletproof glass walls 7 feet tall as part of a plan to prevent attacks at the monument, Parisian authorities said on Thursday.
The walls, costing $25M, will be built later this year at the northern and southern ends of the landmark, the city said in a statement. On the western and eastern sides, “inelegant temporary” barriers that were thrown up around the 324-meter tower during last year’s Euro 2016 football tournament will be replaced by ornate fencing.
Deputy mayor Jean-Francois Martins told a news conference: “The terror threat remains high in Paris, and the most vulnerable sites, starting with the Eiffel Tower, must be the object of special security measures.”
The glass walls will prevent individuals or vehicles storming the site, which is visited by six million people a year, he added.
Some politicians quoted by Le Parisien newspaper said they feared the walls would turn the tower into a “fortress”. They feared it could turn off tourists who simply want to have their pictures snapped under the tower without visiting the Iron Lady. Martins said visitors would continue to have access to the foot of the tower – after undergoing security checks – free of charge.
Matthew Badger — the heartbroken dad whose three girls perished in a horrific Christmas Day 2011 fire in Connecticut — died Thursday morning at age 51.
“He is with his children,” Badger’s ex-wife, Madonna — the mother of tragic Lily, Sarah and Grace — wrote in a poignant Facebook posting. A source close to the family told the Hartford Courant that Badger died of natural causes but revealed no details of where or how he died.
“My heart is broken but also joyous that they are together,’’ Madonna Badger posted on Facebook on Thursday afternoon, along with a photo of her and Matthew with their three daughters.
“He was a wonderful man with a generous heart,’’ she wrote of her ex. “He was an amazing Dad to his girls, Lily, Sarah and Grace. His death was sudden and peaceful. He is with his children and his parents and his brother, Mark. Please send him light and love.”
A former film director, Badger was president of the New York-based LilySarahGrace Fund.
Lily, 9, and Grace, 7, were dyslexic like their father — Grace’s twin, Sarah, was not — and the fund helps elementary schools use the arts to foster academic achievement, especially for special-needs children.
By my count it took about four hours from the time she left town for this former tweener turned B+ list singer to cheat on his actress girlfriend and take a couple of bumps of coke after being sober a few months.
Everyone thinks she was born in the US, but nope. She is a B+ list dual threat actress who is willing to get naked fairly frequently. She is also hooking up with this B+ list mostly television actor from a pay cable show on the same channel as the actress. She thinks it is serious. He thinks it is something until he finds the next woman. Not exactly a faithful guy as his long time actress significant other discovered on a frequent basis.
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor has been laundering money for this A+ list mostly movie actor and his shady friends.
This foreign born A+ list soccer player who is closeted offered a $250K bribe to keep his lover out of jail. It is probably going to take almost $1M to accomplish it.
January 13, 2017
This wealthy actress who is still very young and very wealthy and did I mention she is wealthy who no one really likes earned another disliker last night when she kept dismissing her waiter all night by waving the back of her hand and then making jokes about him needing to audition for acting jobs and was just the rudest, most unkind, ungrateful person ever. I am so glad she was fired from her most high profile gig.
Nicola Peltz/Bates Motel
This deceased permanent A + list celebrity is a legend. The problem is that legend and truth have become a bit mixed up over the years. Anyway, if you're a person of a certain age, then you are well aware of who she is. Our celebrity, who I'll call Mrs. K, was an extremely likable and dynamic individual despite how she was sometimes portrayed publicly. Even though she was unlucky in love, she was a real survivor. At a very unexpected time in her life, she found herself caught up in a serious relationship with one of the most famous celebrities in the world. (We'll call him Mr. K)
From almost the moment they met, Mr. K was totally obsessed with Mrs. K. and would not let her out of his sight. Mrs K thought this would be a passing fancy but it wasn't. This man attached himself to Mrs. K and was totally devoted to her until his death. But that is not what makes this story interesting. What makes it interesting is that there was another woman involved in this situation too. This woman was also very much in love with Mr. K and became enraged when he fell in love with Mrs. K. (We'll call the enraged woman Mrs. C.) Mrs. C's scorned-woman rage was epic. She was wildly jealous and vowed revenge on Mrs. K. and was pretty successful at smearing Mrs. K's reputation. Mrs. K was no pushover though. She had a trusted employee who had family ties to the world of voodoo and would confide her anguish about the smear campaign to this employee. The employee was totally loyal to Mrs. K and decided to contact her family members in the islands about what was happening to Mrs. K.
A relative of the employee, with ties to the spiritual underworld there, offered to do a ritual in order to stop Mrs. C's revenge campaign. The ritual was done-- and outwardly was just meant to protect Mrs. K from future attacks on her reputation. But what Mrs. K didn't know was that the servant also secretly had a curse placed on Mrs. C. and those around her. This may seem like stuff from an old carnival fortune teller, but this was serious stuff back then and still is now. Over the years, family members of the employee (now dead) have whispered about this ritual and it's power. They believe that the ritual is still in play and has continued to cause illness, tragedy, and scandal in Mrs. C's circle even to this day.
January 13, 2017
What do you do when you have given a million interviews over what seems like decades and no one cares anymore about what you have to say? You do what this A- list thetan level PR master of an actress does and that is toss in a few explosive names and ideas as well as some subjects that everyone wants to hear about from her but never will because she doesn’t know anything about them. But hey, at least she got the spotlight turned in her direction.
Nicole Kidman (supporting Trump)
January 12, 2017
This A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show and a bunch of crossovers is trying to sell such a bunch of fake crap in a recent bunch of interviews. She acts like her marriage was pretty good, when in fact she got cheated on every second of every day but refuses to ever acknowledge it.
Sophia Bush
October 1, 2016
This movie superhero is about to call it quits with his comic girlfriend. Apparently her jealousy and insecurity are out of control. She has good reason, which even makes it more uncomfortable for the actor.
Chris Evans/Jenny Slate
Is there something there? Is it a conspiracy theory? All I know is this former A+ list celebrity/former syndicated actress turned reality star always visits an intermediary country between the US and the country where this A list celebrity boyfriend is who is getting more frequent visits from her now.
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor from an acting family and his celebrity girlfriend had an orgy at their house. Hey, whatever, that is fine, but at least one of her family members also was there. Strange.
January 10, 2017
Golden Globes
This seemingly always happy couple consisting of a B+ list mostly television actor and an A- dual threat actress who made a really bad decision this past fall were arguing up to the last second possible before trying and failing to put on smiles for the red carpet.
Dax Shepard/Kristen Bell
On the red carpet the other night, this current Academy Award nominee who is an A- list mostly movie actress was loudly complaining to everyone she wished she wore gloves because her hands looked old. If you were a reporter and said she looked beautiful, she stopped to talk to you. If you failed to mention it or worse, agreed she needed gloves she blew right by you.
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress you all know for reasons that are not the best is at it again. The married heir to a cosmetics company is her latest boyfriend. Well, when he can get time away from work and his wife and kids.
It is definitely a double standard. Oh sure, if you ask then, they will tell you her offers are less than what they were before because her movies are not really doing that well. What really bothers them though is the amount of sex she has, but not with them. Them being the male studio bosses and producers and the actress being an openly gay A-/B+ list actress.
Our favorite former tweener turned drug addict had a seizure the other day. The first she has ever had in her life. She needs a powerful force to make her see she needs more rehab.
This A list NFL athlete has been getting a barrage of texts from a couple of phone numbers that are advising him to get a DNA test for the baby he is having with his celebrity wife.
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner and is going to be in a franchise after being in a different franchise not that long ago told a bunch of fan to f**k off when they asked for her autograph or photo. And she wonders why she is not more well liked.
Beyonce is facing a $20 million copyright infringement lawsuit from the estate of a late New Orleans YouTube star who claims the pop star used his voice without permission in her song "Formation."
The estate of Anthony Barre, who went by the name Messy Mya on YouTube, claims in the lawsuit filed in New Orleans federal court Monday that Barre's voice is featured in the introduction to "Formation." The complaint alleges Barre's estate has received no payment or acknowledgment.
Barre was fatally shot in 2010.
Barre's estate is demanding at least $20 million in damages, royalties
In addition to Beyonce, the suit names several songwriters, the video's director and companies owned by Warner Music Group. Representatives for Beyonce and WMG didn't immediately respond to a request for comment.
This is not the first time Beyonce has been at the center of a copyright infringement lawsuit. In 2016, independent filmmaker Matthew Fulks claimed Beyonce's "Lemonade" trailer was a rip off of his short film "PALINOIA." The lawsuit was settled out of court.
Oprah Winfrey pulled off one of the biggest private art deals of 2016.
Bloomberg reports the talk show legend sold a painting by Austrian artist Gustav Klimt for $150 million to an unnamed Chinese buyer.
Already one of the world's richest people with a net worth of $2.9 billion, Winfrey originally purchased the "Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer" for $87.9 million at Christie's auction in 2006.
Klimt created the painting in 1912 and it depicts the wife of an art patron and industrialist in Vienna.
The 19th-century painter was a prominent member of the Vienna Secession movement.
Winfrey lent the painting anonymously to New York City's Museum of Modern Art in 2014, Business Insider reports.
The painting, which is currently on display in the Neue Galerie museum for Austrian and German art is being shown next to its predecessor, the "Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer I."
The painting was originally discovered as part of a series of paintings stolen by the Nazis during World War II but given back to surviving members of the Bloch-Bauer family in 2006.
I hope the jewelry this former A+ list NBA player gave his wife is fake because when he finds out she is still hooking up with someone and leaves again, she is going to hang on to that jewelry.
This A-/B+ list alliteration actress is so full of crap. I hate hate hate when actresses tell an interviewer they don't worry about what they eat or they are naturally thin. F**k that. Especially this particular actress on a hit almost television show. She eats about once a week and chews Nicorette when she is not chain smoking. That is how she stays thin. So, yeah, I guess technically if you never eat there is no need for a diet or exercise.
December 30, 2016
The family of this movie (not almost network) superhero are not really loving his actress girlfriend. The reason is they can do the timeline in their head just like everyone else and things look bad. They prefer his ex. You know, his ex is not all that great either and has done some of her own timeline reconstruction in the past too.
Chris Evans/Jenny Slate/Elizabeth Olsen
It is only a matter of weeks before this family member of an A+ list mostly movie actor who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee turns 18. She has already committed to doing a porn the day she turns 18. She knows her family connection will guarantee a huge amount of publicity. A massive amount.
Aww, can you tell this foreign born dual threat A-/B+ list closeted actor who is in a franchise misses all the attention. He is not allowed to say anything negative or suffer the consequences, so he has made up an entire story just to get a cover of a magazine. Well, we knew he was thirsty. If you see him, tell him to say hi to his boyfriend from all of us.
January 11, 2017
Don’t believe the hype. It was withdrawals that sent this wannabe singer/former porn star to the hospital. Usually the producers of the show will sneak in drugs to keep that from happening.
Ray J
This singer is foreign born and had a really bright future. She took the world by storm with her debut record and everyone thought she was going to be the next big thing. The problem is that shortly after that record was released, she had to help her family. Our singer grew up being raped and molested by her family and her neighbors. Much of her family was. She finally had enough and escaped the situation. After her first record she went back to her family and tried to get some of her siblings to escape from that life. A couple took her up on it but the rest stayed. Fast forward a few years and our singer, who has been silent for years after that hit record rolls out another one. Not as big of a success, but she still has promise. Almost immediately after that record was released she discovered that one of her sisters had been raped by the father of this A- list mostly movie actor. The sister became pregnant and when she delivered the baby, the actor wrote a check and forced the sister to sign away all the rights. For several years that baby was subjected to a horrible existence. The father of the actor died and the baby, now a toddler was brought to the US where the life is not as bad right now. It will be though when the baby gets older and is passed around much like her mom and aunts.
January 10, 2017
Golden Globes
This main A list red carpet host drove everyone nuts. Not only was his botox keeping his face looking like plastic, he couldn’t decide whether or not to wear socks and kept asking everyone repeatedly whether he should wear them. He would take them off and ask. He would put them on and ask. Biggest pain in the butt.
Ryan Seacrest
January 10, 2017
Golden Globes
This actress/model who enjoys nothing more than getting naked in her Instagram while looking for “serious” acting roles that will challenge her and don’t require nudity was stoned out of her mind at the show. She kept nodding off during the latter portions of the evening. That 230pm cocktail hour she went crazy in probably didn’t help either.
Emily Ratajkowski
January 8, 2017
That manager of the permanent A+ lister finally made a misstep and is crawling around on her knees apologizing to her client. No matter what the A+ lister says about her first ex, she still loves him and no one is allowed to talk smack about him except for her. Quickest way to lose your job is to say anything bad about him, let alone publicly.
Mariah Carey/Tommy Mottola
This Bachelor winner was not recognized by the guy she hooked up with until the morning after when he came up to her while she was with some friends. Apparently he had Googled her overnight. Hope her boyfriend doesn't find out. Or, maybe he has.
Love how this Teen Mom is trying to go on the offensive against her ex about what happened in that pregnancy. So far he has kept one thing secret but that could change very quickly. At this point, the fans of the show know so he might as well just let the world know what happened and why.
January 6, 2017
Left out of the story of this foreign born permanent A list model about her out of the country beating was the why. Luckily for you, if you go back in time on the site, you will see the why that she seems to have ignored.
Naomi Campbell
Our favorite closeted former B+ list mostly television actor acted like he was the biggest star in the world when he guest starred on a show this week instead of the grateful to actually get a job on television again.
This A- list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee is furious she got blindsided by this A- list mostly movie actor. She doesn't like him and was doing her best to avoid him like every other woman at an event, but he caught her unaware. She doesn't want people to think she likes him.
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor and the same on the list foreign born mostly movie actress are promoting a new movie. They also can't wait to stop smiling for the cameras, because they dislike each other that much.
This foreign born dual threat A- list actor came down with what I call press flu this week. It means he decided to call in sick so as to not promote his new movie at one of the European stops. Just sat in his room and drank.
Do you think this A list mogul knows his foreign born A list celebrity girlfriend was hooking up with guys right and left before they started hooking up? I think she might be Mariah Careying him. If there is another guy, she seems to be hiding him well.
Apparently things are even worse than I thought between this foreign born permanent A list celebrity couple. The wife met with a divorce lawyer Monday afternoon for almost two hours. This would be a front page divorce as big as Brangelina.
Maddie, the 8 year old daughter of Jamie Lynn Spears is “awake and talking,” a rep for the Spears family revealed on Tuesday afternoon.
Spears’ daughter Maddie was injured when an all-terrain vehicle she was driving fell into a pond in Louisiana on Sunday.
“With her father, mother and stepfather by her side, Maddie regained consciousness mid-day Tuesday, February 7,” the Tangipahoa Parish Sheriff’s Department said in a statement provided by a Spears family rep.
The statement explained the child “is aware of her surroundings and recognizes those family members who have kept a round-the-clock vigil since the accident.”
“Doctors were able to remove the ventilator today and she is awake and talking. Maddie continues to receive oxygen and is being monitored closely but it appears that she has not suffered any neurological consequences from the accident.”
Anthony Bourdain is taking the separation from his wife Ottavia Busia not so well. The chef told the New Yorker he was happy to no longer have to "pretend" to be in a relationship with his wife after secretly spending years living separate lives.
"She’s an interesting woman. I admire her choices," Bourdain told the magazine. He added that his ex’s love of mixed martial arts changed her.
"I married Sophia Loren. She turned into Jean-Claude Van Damme." Guess he wanted the stay at home Stepford Wife type.
Bourdain and Busia married in 2007. They announced their separation in September.
At the time of their split, Bourdain told the New Yorker that they had "lived separate lives for many years."
This foreign born celebrity mom staged an intervention for her actress/model underage daughter but her A list dad said she could do what she wanted so the intervention was a disaster.
This A- list DJ/producer is so racist he refuses to play clubs where he knows there will be more than a handful of people of color. Don't even think about trying to have a person of color show up at a meet and greet.
The ex of this permanent A list singer/musician is writing this love story basically in a book form to his memory. Their relationship was filled with cheating and violence so I'm not sure what world she is living in.
This behind the scenes political boss turned talking head turned going to make some money any way I can even though I could have worked at the White House was at the Super Bowl and enjoyed the services of an escort two nights in a row. Same woman. Guess he liked it.
January 6, 2017
This foreign born celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister is an actress. A decent actress. Not good enough to be a nominated actress which is why other nominees at a party last night were snickering behind her back. Everyone knows the rumors about how she got the nomination. No, it was not sleeping with the voters.
Lily Collins/Golden Globes lunch
#1 - On the red carpet, this former A+ list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Oscar nominee/winner was smiling, but his cranky old self came out when he was mainly ignored at an event honoring his success in film this year. Just a nasty guy.
#2 - It took all of about 12 hours for this foreign born B- list singer to call the paps and arrange for them to catch her at dinner with the actor she calls her boyfriend when needed. She knew the press would be drooling to get pics.
#3 - I'm not sure what our favorite drug addled former tweener turned singer expected. She trash talks her supposed best friends by calling them leeches behind their backs. So, of course they blew her off to hang out (and pick up a few bucks) with this celebrity offspring and her male friends.
January 6, 2017
As is her norm, whenever this A+ list singer is asked to do something noble for a cause like refuse to perform or donate her pay, she will refuse. Actually, she won’t even refuse, she just does not respond. If the money is right and the check clears, she will perform for anyone.
Beyonce
January 5, 2017
This former A+ list mostly movie actor crashed down to A-/B+ list for well over a decade. The past few years has seen him crawl his way back to A list. To keep the momentum going and to try and land some more Oscar hardware, our actor plans on going full frontal in a movie to be filmed this year. Not just a second or one shot, but multiple scenes of him in his full glory.
Kevin Costner
January 3, 2017
Out of my normal range, but apparently this elderly A+ list royal used a mild cold as a great excuse to stay away from several possible threats against her life that intelligence services said were likely. Apparently this all came to light because one royal family member used the absence to garner himself a bunch of publicity. That has not helped his relationship with his older brother who knows the younger brother uses opportunities like this to line his pockets with questionable income.
Queen Elizabeth/Prince Andrew/Prince Charles
This troubled celebrity offspring has been hooking up on the regular with his soon to be ex step mother. It's ok though because his dad used to hook up with the son's girlfriend all the time.
Complicated. Foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress all of you know. Honestly, she really only has that franchise going for her. Hooking up with her ex ex from time to time. I also told you about the boyfriend that was making her happy. Yikes. She is going to be devastated. He is super thirsty. He is posting photos of them to message boards. He is not posting the photos of himself with that dadager he used to service for money last year.
January 3, 2017
The mother of this southeast reality star is trying to be just as famous as her offspring. One thing that is probably going to stand in her way is being so homophobic and not shy about expressing her views either. Honestly. her reality star offspring’s views are not that much different, but she knows to stay quiet.
Mama Joyce/Kandi Burruss
Dear Closeted Actors/Celebrities Under 30,
All of you are being trolled. Yes, including you Mr. New Guy/celebrity offspring who did the whole tweener network thing. I know you think the former tweener actress turned wannabe/will probably be a porn star before being the next Lindsay Lohan is doing you a favor by hanging out with you in public. She isn't. She goes through your phone with a purpose. Pictures and contacts. She will return later in your career for a payoff.
Love & Bacon,
Enty
You would think that someone who gets nominated for almost a dozen Grammy Awards would win at least one, even by accident. Anyway, this A list rapper who is a celebrity offspring has the perfect formula (he thought) for never getting busted cheating. He has women all over the country. About a dozen, When he is in town he goes to see them. They never go out in public where they can be photographed and ruin his game. None of the other women knew about any others. They all thought they were the only one. Then, he made a mistake and got involved with a stalker who has started exposing his secrets to the world.
Not exactly a Hammbone situation, but this permanent A list singer was overseas with his band. A little squat from our singer and hello ripped jeans. Hello again for going commando. Hello again for getting several double takes at the larger than average size. He blushed though. I'm not sure he has ever blushed in his life. Oh yeah, well maybe when he watches that music video from back in the day with you know who.
In about a month (after award season), there will be no more "random" pap shots of this model with her A list mogul boyfriend. Lucky for her, she knows how the game is played so may be back for summer vacation. Oh, you know what would be great. If our closeted mogul double vacationed with the celebrity offspring and her closeted actor boyfriend. It would be one super bearding fiesta.
I don't think she will be invited to many family events after what happened this past week. Unbeknownst (can't believe I finally got to use this word) to our B+ list mostly movie actress from an acting family, her possible future sister-in-law was hanging out at the home of the boyfriend of our actor. Considering that our actress used to sleep with the husband of the possible future sister-in-law while the husband was still married, proved awkward. Awkward in the sense there were threats of physical violence.
The insecurity was strong with this B- list celebrity offspring of permanent A listers. Forced to show off herself in a swimsuit to the world, starvation and buckets of Adderall for almost a week at a time over the course of two months.
Miranda Kerr has opened up on life with her “very traditional” partner, saying she would not have another child until the pair get married.
During an interview to promote her latest collaboration with Mother, the former Victoria’s Secret angel opened up about her relationship with Snapchat billionaire Evan Spiegel.
The 33-year-old said she would not have another child until they got married and appeared to suggest abstinence was their best form of contraception.
“Not yet. Not until after we get married. My partner is very traditional,” she told The UK Times.
“We can’t ... I mean we’re just ... waiting,” she said.
Uh huh.
Reports yesterday suggested that Jamie Lynn Spears was not present when her daughter Maddie rolled an ATV and remained submerged under water for several minutes. Jamie was there but was unable to rescue her daughter immediately. Reports by the same outlet also said it was during a hunting trip. That was wrong too and happened in full view of the house. The police report says, the child was apparently steering the Polaris ATV about 100 yards from her parents when she took a hard right to avoid running over a nearby drainage ditch. “In doing so, she over corrected causing the ATV to enter the pond,” the report reads. “The ATV and child were instantly submerged in the water right before their eyes.”
“Within seconds the child’s mother, stepfather and other family members reached the pond, dove in and attempted to rescue the child to no avail. The child was trapped and secured by the seatbelt and the ATV’s safety netting. Within two minutes, Acadian Ambulance Services arrived and assisted in freeing the child from the cold waters.”
This C- list celebrity offspring with a famous last name was picking up a few bucks while out of state. She called it a vacation. I'm sure there was some vacationing, but it was all about being with the guy that paid for everything. Oh, and her girlfriend too. You know, in case he got bored. Anyway, she tried to call a pap agency to come take her picture at the pool or beach. Nope. They said it wasn't worth it. No one is paying for her photo unless she is with a real celebrity.
Huh. Amazing how that one year beard contract ended right on time. Now, the foreign born former A list singer/reality star everywhere in the world but North America (even though we all know her) can be single for a couple of years "hurting." Her ex though has already found a new beard. It kind of makes the whole last "relationship" look fake because of how fast he has moved on.
I think it has just been within the past couple of months that I wrote about the behavior of this actor. Mostly movie. Was in that eating franchise. Has not done much since. When last we wrote about the B lister he was out of control with his drinking. It actually has become worse. Now he isn't showering or changing clothes much. When the whole town starts talking about your problem and the way you were at a very public event this past week, it is tough to get work. cc: Lindsay Lohan
A lot of panic with our creepy AF tween shows producer/molester who thinks today's news is going to somehow bring to light that he is the father of the at the time teenager's baby.
Interesting. Apparently this tabloid Goliath took some orders from their parent company to help throw a movie under a bus. A little revenge against a producer. This is going to end up costing the parent company and its tabloid a ton of money.
January 17, 2017
I know I have talked about our former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort a lot this week, but it just is the gift that keeps on giving, much like if you have unprotected sex with her. Anyway, she pulled several hairs out of the head of this D list celebrity offspring who is hooking up with this bazillionaire. Apparently this former A+list reality star set the whole thing up in return for a $1M deal to buy some of her overpriced products. Our escort wanted the guy for herself.
Lindsay Lohan/Sofia Richie/Paris HIlton
I guess she could be considered a permanent A list celebrity in some circles. Back in the day, she was notable mostly for her relationships with some very famous men of the era and not for any particular talent of her own. She appeared on the scene as a teenager and her charming personality and unique looks were successful in getting a lot of doors opened. She was hungry for notoriety and worked the scene hard. She finally succeeded in pushing her way into the inner circle of the A+ group of young people at that time. She wasted no time getting involved with the most famous guy in the group and introduced him to drugs and lifestyle choices that were really bad. (And eventually contributed to his demise years later.) In spite of her cute appearance and beguiling personality, she was a ruthless control freak and schemer who wanted fame and fortune for herself.
She eventually got tired of this first man when he got too strung out on drugs and started having legal and financial problems. She coldly dumped him and decided to zero in on another man in the circle who also became very famous in his niche as a musician. Her pursuit of this man was not an easy task. He hated to be tied down and had many relationships with other women. He would disappear on her for weeks or months at a time and was never faithful to her, ever. In spite of that, she would not give up and after a couple of years, manipulated him into marrying her. She claimed to be pregnant and talked him into marrying her so that their child would be "legitimate" on paper. Of course, there was no baby. Although this guy was extremely talented, he was not very savvy and the quickie marriage was a bad idea, for many reasons, but mainly because there was no prenup.
After marrying her and realizing he had been duped, he of course reverted back to his old habits. This went on for a few years until the musician had a terrible accident that almost killed him. The wife ran to his side immediately and took over caring for him while he was recovering. During this time, the musician became addicted to medications for pain and was often in a drugged stupor. When his friends and colleagues expressed concern to the wife that he was over medicating, they were told to mind their own business. During that time, the wife was also able to get the musician to sign legal documents guaranteeing her a bigger piece of his financial pie. Several of his close friends knew what had happened, but could not intervene, just because this wife was ruthless and isolated the musician while he was recovering from his injuries.
The friends had also long since come to realize that underneath the charming exterior lived a very ruthless and dark individual and they just did not want to tangle with her. The musician did recover finally, but his health was never the same again. He also resumed his old ways with other women and really did not live with his "wife" on a regular basis ever again. The musician later died fairly young from complications relating to the previous accident. What makes this story interesting is that there was also another woman who this musician was involved with for years. Because of where they lived, this woman was legally recognized as the musician's common law wife. (We'll call her Wife #2.) The situation with Wife #2 was well known to those close to the musician. Unlike Wife #1, Wife #2 was very well liked by everyone in the musician's family and inner circle of friends and colleagues. Unbeknownst to Wife #1, the musician also had a child with Wife #2.
Wife #2 knew about the Wife #1 situation, but was not concerned about it because the musician had not lived with her for years and she was not interested in fame. She knew her relationship with the musician was very solid, which towards the end of the musician's life, it really was. Wife #1, of course, went ballistic when she found out about this other family after the musician's death. This is because she realized that she was not going to inherit the bulk of the musician's estate as she had expected to. Wife #1 was also enraged that their mutual friends had helped hide the other family from her for years. As you can imagine, a huge probate fight erupted over the estate of the musician and it dragged on for quite a while. Wife #1 demanded a DNA test on the child and also tried to have the common law marriage between Wife #2 and the musician declared invalid. It was ugly but amazingly the public really didn't know much about it because a savvy Judge closed the proceedings and sealed all the documents
Friends and colleagues of the deceased musician gave testimony and affidavits expressing concern about the legal paperwork that the musician signed for Wife #1 while recovering from his accident years earlier, and also testified that the musician considered Wife #2 his true wife. Wife #1 was enraged and made several extremely ugly scenes in and out of court. The Judge finally ruled that the estate would have to be split up between Wife #1 and Wife #2 and the child of the musician. So in the end, Wife #1 only got 1/3 of the estate, and the Judge threw out the legal documents the musician signed for Wife #1 because he determined that they had been signed while the musician had been incapacitated medically. Wife #1 threatened to appeal but ultimately took the money and ran. She has since gone on to publicly present herself as the grieving widow of this musician, much to the disgust of the people who know the real story. She constantly inserts herself into situations and events involving his friends and former colleagues, almost like an unwanted and annoying stalker. For a while, these friends and colleagues tried to be civil to her, but as time has gone on, have become intolerant to her charade.
The last straw came recently when she forced herself into a project one of the dead musician's friends was working on. In some film footage of the project, the friends of the musician can barely hide their contempt for this woman. Wife #1 has also been lobbying for a documentary film to be made about her life and relationship with the musician, and is trying to sell herself and the project as culturally important. The real problem is that she is almost out of money, so there are also rumors of a tell all book in the works as well. In contrast, wife #2 and her child have chosen to live away from the spotlight. But that may not be the case for long-- Wife #1 is about to get a big surprise from Wife #2. It turns out that Wife #2 is getting married again soon and Wife #1 is going to lose her mind when she finds out about it. Turns out that Wife #2 is engaged to marry one of the dead musician's best friends, who is now even richer and more famous than he was. Wife #1 has attempted to ensnare this man on and off for years. She is so delusional that she does not realize how much he detests her. She is going to go crazy when she finds out about this marriage.
January 18, 2017
This A list NBA player/Olympic Gold medal winner with two first names from a small market team didn’t get to eat any dinner last night because he spent two hours taking photos and signing autographs with people ranging in age from 6-80. He didn’t seem to care that he left with only having taken one or two bites. He was all smiles and laughs.
Paul George
January 19, 2017
This B list mostly movie actor who is married to someone much higher on the list is doing press for a new movie. You could tell that he is really doing poorly health wise and had trouble making it through the entire slate of interviews set for him. For a guy who has made his fame with his looks and body rather than his not so great acting, this is quite the difference. So young too.
Joe Manganiello
January 20, 2017
That manufactured group that is down to 4 has not cut down in their drug use. Anyway, one of the members hooked up with a married guy the other night. They went back to his place, in his marital bed and our singer passed out cold. The next morning, with the wife headed home, he could not get her awake. He finally did and she puked everywhere in the bed and floor. And yes, the guy got busted, and yes, his wife went to a friend’s house that night.
Lauren Jauregui
January 22, 2017
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who was probably the biggest actor on the planet at one point in time lived with another actor. He didn’t even try and hide their relationship but the studios hid it for him by linking him with different women every few weeks and moving them into apartments next door to him or in the same complex.
Cary Grant
Tabloids have decided to go the serious kneepad route while describing the relationship of this married couple. A terrible actress with a lucrative side job and her husband are having big issues but the tabloids just whistle and look the other way.
The coke use is getting so bad for this A- list singer who not many people like because she tries hard to be that way that she is dangerously thin. Combine that with performing and an aversion to keeping food in her body and things are bad right now.
This former very popular Real Housewife who probably will be back soon because of her lack of income opportunities was hitting on possible investors for some new design line while at the Super Bowl. Just straight up asked for checks right when she met them.
Our favorite troubled B+ list mostly television actress from a middling network show threw up everywhere after chugging a bottle of vodka at an event.
Fans of "Stranger Things" will have to wait until Halloween for the hit Netflix show to return.
The streaming service used the Super Bowl to announce the return of "Stranger Things."
Last summer's 1980s-set science-fiction hit for the streaming service will return for a second season on Halloween later this year.
Netflix previewed the season in a trailer that debuted during Sunday night's Super Bowl. It opened with what looked like an eighties-era TV commercial before showing a montage of scenes from season two.
Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter, Maddie, 8, is reportedly in critical condition after an ATV accident Sunday.
Maddie's grandfather, Jamie Spears, spoke to E! News Sunday, urging the public to keep his granddaughter in their prayers.
"All I can say is pray for our baby Maddie," he says.
Sources in the Kentwood, La., area say she was riding a Polaris ATV while on a hunting expedition. According to reports, Jamie Lynn was not with her daughter at the time of the accident.
Maddie was airlifted to a nearby hospital.
January 25, 2017
Apparently winning an Oscar nomination has not stopped the bizarre behavior of this actress who is out of the country and besides acting entitled has seemed wasted on something pretty much the entire time.
Nicole Kidman/Paris Fashion Week
January 25, 2017
Biggest celebrity fight of the week? According to a trainer it was this A- list mostly movie actress who railed for 10 minutes against her A+ list actor husband because he didn’t get an Oscar nomination. She had even already arranged for a dress and that he better still get a Vanity Fair party invite. The guy sold his soul the past six months so I’m not sure how much more he could have done.
Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds
January 26, 2017
This A-/B+list mostly television actress is on a hit network show. Apparently, when she gave an interview yesterday she asked that no questions be asked about her two married co-stars.
Bellamy Young/Scandal
Two Olympian blinds in a row? This time the Olympian, who is a multiple medal winner is closeted. The door is wide wide open, but he hasn't stepped out yet. He just kind of pokes his head out from time to time. He hooked up with this openly gay B list actor who was once on a hit network show now ended who would love to pull the Olympian out of the closet and go public.
This former A+ list football player (name recognition wise) who has thankfully stopped playing football is closeted. His fans wouldn't think so but you and I know he is. He is trying to convince this Olympian to hook him up with a barely legal teammate because he thinks it will make him look like a ladies man. It will make him look super creepy.
There is a leak through the boyfriend of a family member. Drunk at a party this week he was telling everyone about the ex-wife hooking up with the married now permanent A+ lister. Why would the ex agree to it? That settlement money is from ages ago. She has a certain lifestyle.
After dress rehearsal, this wasted former A- list mostly movie actress knew she was going to lose the battle of attention. She resorted to drastic measures but it still wasn't enough. Don't ever tell yourself she doesn't care about publicity. She is more thirsty than most reality stars.
January 26, 2017
This former child/tween mostly movie actress turned fairly unsuccessful adult actress used all of her muscle power to smile through her plastic surgery while she talked about her new project.
Christina Ricci
January 26, 2017
This former A++ list mostly movie actor outlived predictions, but even he knows he is on his last legs. He wants one more moment of glory, so, much like Debbie Reynolds is auctioning off all his memorabilia so the world will reflect on his career.
Burt Reynolds
January 27, 2017
This permanent A list entertainer has been taking a lot of pills again and is not only paranoid but close to death. She has been giving away items to friends and telling everyone she has just a short time to live.
Liza MInnelli
January 30, 2017
Hey Tom & Lorenzo, it wasn’t a roll of quarters underneath the jeans of this A- list mostly movie actress who better find a hit soon or she will be doing indie movies until the inevitable point in time she starts doing fan conventions. It was so much bigger than a roll of quarters.
Kristen Stewart
