Sunday, December 31, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #4

December 28, 2017

This old, foreign born permanent A++ list singer/musician got absolutely hammered at a party this past week and played versions of some of his most massive hits. Apparently he made all the versions R to X rated. Absolutely everyone loved it and no idea he had those versions in his head.

Paul McCartney

36 comments:

  1. Sounds like a good time.

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  2. @Karen: +1,000!! Hoping it'll make it on youtube for those of us not in attendance!!!

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  3. Baby I'm amazed at the way you #%&@ me all the time...!

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  4. Why wasn't this labeled a "Kindness"?

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  5. Ok, I know its Sir Paul from the Beatles, but... a 75 year old getting plastered and singing lewd songs sounds a bit unpretty.

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  6. Every time I see a picture of Sir Paul I see older lesbian. No joke, my brain automatically sees aged dyke

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    1. Same, or a baby bird cartoon. My BFF and I saw him in concert a few years ago at a festival and couldn’t watch him- looked too much like a bird.

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  7. Never happened. Stop LARPing.

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  8. THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY! Thank you Enty. Happy new year it's Akreagu mmmm 2018 in my token zone! 🗽👩🏻🚕🍂✨

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    1. Ops wrong emoji OmG 💛

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    2. Dear Primudence open up your eeeeyyyyesss *ASTRAL PROJECTS*

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  9. LOL! Couldn't love this more if I tried!

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  10. Bwahahahaaaaaa. This would have been the concert of a lifetime!!

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  11. Boring Beatle Paul has a naughty side! Nice!

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  12. @JohnDoe,it he does it once,it's a hoot,if he does it every day, it's creepy.

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  13. I never get invited to these parties. :-(

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  14. I LOVE that this is him.

    "And when you touch it I get happy, inside.."

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    1. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  15. Paul has been a lot of things, but boring isn't one of them. He's really pretty funny.

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  16. He didn’t have to change some lyrics
    Cum together, right now, over me
    Splat!

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    1. That's a good one HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHA

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  17. I bet he led with Ebony and Ivory...

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  18. Anonymous2:52 PM

    Why does everyone think he's squeaky clean and innocent? He was a Beatle, and they did the drugs/groupie/rock star thing, they invented a lot of it.

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    1. No that was the Rolling Stones' thing. These ones liked to meditate in ashrams.

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    2. And Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds doesn't count because it is a actually a good drug. Shrinks in. The '60s used to prescribe them until the American government got paranoid about it and stopped all research. It had great potential. I saw a documentary on NatGeo.

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    3. Probably because he's fairly ugly. If he was hot everyone would assume he's crazysexyfun

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  19. @Scandi: I think you're already "happy" and having a good time this Happy New Years Eve. haha

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    1. Happy New Year, Vie Zeen!!!!! 🍾🥂✨

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  20. Hard to imagine anyone that wouldn't 'love' it.

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  21. So many of The Beatles/Wings songs were R to X-rated but no one realized it at the time. Compared to today's lyrics they were nothing, but the Beatles managed to playfully add some definite "R" lyrics. Listen to "Girl" and you will hear the "tititititit" in the background, "Daytripper" was changed from “she's a cock teaser, she took me half the way there” to “she's a big teaser...”

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  22. He has always seemed very kind-hearted. Love him.

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  23. it wasn't cock teaser but "prick teaser" changed to "big" teaser

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