December 18, 2017
This A list performer who was big in the tabloids a decade ago had a big life event recently. At the party he kept asking "Which b**ch here is going to suck me off?" Yeah, same a-hole he has always been.
Criss Angel
This A list performer who was big in the tabloids a decade ago had a big life event recently. At the party he kept asking "Which b**ch here is going to suck me off?" Yeah, same a-hole he has always been.
Criss Angel
Cheese ball magicians get groupies?
ReplyDeleteSad. Guy screams douche from 33000 ft up.
Burt Wonderstone
DeleteHe's into woman?
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, I assumed he was gay.
(Not that there is anything wrong with that!)
Nah, he’s always been a magician bro chasing (female) tail.
ReplyDeleteHe's got a couple of good ones like young Cameron Diaz and Minnie Driver and a lot of skank like Paris Hilton, Lilo, Pammie, Holly Madison etc.
ReplyDeleteHe's the epitome of Ed Hardy douchebroery and STILL gets attention. Who made him famous in the first place? Who did this? We must hunt them down and destroy them lest they unleash someone like him upon us again.
ReplyDelete...and I'm sure the sound of crickets was deafening right after he said that.
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ReplyDeleteTo be fair, that used to be my opening remark when enetering a party.
ReplyDeleteI'm still a virgin, you know.
@TerryT - Ed Hardy douchebro...... that is the PERFECT description. +1
ReplyDeleteWhenever I watch "Arrested Development" I can't help but think of Criss Angel when GOB is attempting to perform one of his magic tricks, damn, i'm sorry, i mean illusions. I wonder if the writers used Angel as a temp plate?
ReplyDeleteThe Cameron Diaz comment made me wonder how old Angel is. You know that fucker is 50?!?! I'd been thinking he'd be younger than her, but no, he's five years older. I guess that explains all that makeup.
ReplyDeleteIs he really that much of a star over in the States? He's practically unheard of over here in Europe.
ReplyDeleteWell, when bitches stop sucking him off he'll stop asking.
ReplyDeleteI’ll flip you off darlin’, if that helps? ✌🏻(In reverse)
ReplyDeleteI'd suck off my own big toe before I'd put my lips anywhere near one of these nasty DRD infected culls...
ReplyDeleteCalling Criss A-List anything makes me LOL.
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