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This couple split a long time ago. They were always unconventional in their marriage and in their split. They are both A listers but different fields of entertainment. One is foreign born. They have kids. They also tell each other each time they have sex with another person in order to be transparent. She will probably figure out a way to monetize that for the rest of us.
Goop and Chris Martin
ReplyDeleteBeckham and that skinny lady.
ReplyDeleteNope GOOP and Chris Martin lunched with her new piece yesterday. So them.
ReplyDeleteGoop?
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with her? It seems like she uses him as a placeholder/back up and he allows it.
i'm surprised she hasn't trademarked "conscious uncoupling".
ReplyDelete@just saying: you are correct! Too funny.
ReplyDeleteI noticed that aside from the Iron Man movies, she's basically stopped acting. I guess she really made quite a bit of loot off of exploiting people's fangurling stupidity with that website. I can't believe she was able to sell it.
ReplyDeletethanks aunt t! (great name, btw.)
ReplyDeleteI saw a GOOP cookbook for $3.00 at Dollar General.
ReplyDeleteWas it chock full of recipes on how to cook air?
Deletelost all respect for chris after getting with G. I hate dudes with no balls
ReplyDeleteGoopy was karma for martin's sucky music.
ReplyDeleteugh Goop.
ReplyDeletespeaking of air recipes, i think her thing is bulimia. there was a blind years ago (cdan?) where she wolfed down like 10 bean burritos in 10 minutes in the back of a limo, then made a mad dash into her house, leaving the wrappers for the driver to clean up.
ReplyDeleteI always felt bad for him. I saw them when she first got herself knocked up. He is like eight years younger than her. He was super young and probably not ready to be a dad. She trapped him and he married her. Kourtney K and Goopster have similiar control issues.
ReplyDeleteSeriously this is just strange. I have a friend who is very friendly with her ex-hubby. They even lived together for a few years after the divorce to better co-parent their child. They were very amicable. They would hang out together and sometimes dish on their respective dates and have a good laugh, but they didn’t need to give sexual activity updates...ewwe
ReplyDeleteFWIW, I get the same vibes from Harry and Meghan that I get from Gwenyth and Chris. Kinda like the Yoko and John Lennon thing to me. Weird unhealthy control issues.
ReplyDeleteDOG MOM: Meghan is going to make Harry's private life a living hell. And that might be just what he wants! The 'hold' that Wallis Simpson had on King Edward XII (Duke of Windsor) was that he wanted to be dominated in every way by a woman. She was more than happy to give him his wish. I really hope this marriage doesn't happen. You can see from the photos this week, she is in hog heaven.
ReplyDeleteI thought Goop was going to consciously recouple with Brad Chuck
ReplyDeleteboo hearne you're so right about edward and wallis. my grandfather somehow knew their inside stories and loved to say, "there are some things that even mistresses won't do". (this was pre-"reversal of fortune" btw, lol.)
ReplyDeleteJUST SAYIN: You probably missed my comment a week or so ago when I 'fessed up that my mother-in-law was her cousin. She was really tight-lipped about all she knew. True Southern Belle. My late husband used to drop hints now and again. They were a kinky little couple. I doubt if either one of them was over 5'4". Maybe your grandfather was an 'intimate' as well.
ReplyDeletecool boo! i guess i did miss it...i try to get things done in my real life every few days and always end up regretting it, lol. my grandparents were about 10-15 years younger, so not close friends but they ran in the same circles. my granny idolized her, mostly her figure, i think, but her overall attitude and style. do you think meghan and wallis resemble each other a little, facially?
ReplyDeleteI can almost hear the Duchess whispering in my ear, "What a divine person this just sayin' is to compare me to such a lovely young lady!" She is tiny. She has dark hair. That's about it for me. Forgive me, but I intensely dislike this woman for so many reasons there isn't enough space in this comment area to list them all. The Queen is sitting back, for the moment, before roping her in. She is too flashy, too smiley, too over-the-top. It's Diana all over again. It is going to be all about her. Her clothes, her hair, her charities. Poor Harry. He will be relegated to Page 33 and/or cut out of photos of them together. Run Harry, Run!!!!!
ReplyDeleteomg, "divine" was my granny's word too! (i told you she idolized wallis, or maybe it's just a british thing from that generation?) i don't know much at all about mm, but it doesn't look like a good fit to me either. i've always thought he fell for her because she resembles pippa. but, as you say, maybe her attention-seeking qualities are reminiscent of his mother. (sorry diana lovers...not looking for a fight, but she was absolutely the wrong choice for charles - a disaster for both of their lives. not her fault.)
ReplyDeletedid you see this, boo hearne? she's a royal already!
ReplyDeletemeghan markle won't take selfies with fans now
@Glitter !!!! You could have tweeted a pic of her book with the sticker to her! Awww! MISSED OPPORTUNITY why does this physically hurt me in the feels??? lol
ReplyDeleteI don't get the Meghan Markle hate. I really don't. So many pitiful spiteful articles in the DM every day. I'd be embarrassed to showcase ny jealousy like that. People talking like they really know her when they're going off second hand accounts in dubious rags, and POSSIBLE blinds, even Enty admits some of these are phony. I am trying to understand but she's going to have to overtly do something wrong. This bandwagon behavior everywhere is shameful.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why the general hate... but I'm not a fan. She reeks of opportunism to me. The overlaps with the ex, the calculating way she's managed this relationship... and that's not even counting (if we believe enty...which I mostly do) how she "met" him.. This is coming from someone who has no love for Kate either. Between the two boys and their father..appalling taste in women
ReplyDelete+1 @Hannah. EXACTLY.
ReplyDeleteI like her. I used to watch SUITS so I'm familiar with her. None of us know anything about their romance, but one thing is clear, they're happily in love. Who cares how long it's going to last? Marriage is a crap shoot for anyone these days.
If they're happy, if Harry's the happiest he's ever been, then everyone really should stand down and leave them be. Truly none of our business. They don't care about our opinion nor should they. So many people are miserable in their own lives, they seem incapable of letting others enjoy their happiness. People always have to nit pick about something.
Out of all the bad news in the world, its sad to me that people can't enjoy a bit of GOOD news for a change, and celebrate what's important in our lives, what should be at least, is love.
I think Harry and Meghan look alike. Same nose.
ReplyDelete+1 shakey...like so many couples on match.com or eharmony tv ads.
ReplyDeleteIt’s supposed to be a sign of a couple looks alike, they’ll stay together longer.
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