Friday, December 08, 2017

Blind Item #2

This very married former A+ list politician who once ran for the big one and all of you know is cheating on his wife with this B list author/blogger.

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    1. Thought Al was divorced from Tipper over Mrs. Larry David?...

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    2. 👍correct I think

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  2. +1 Tricia. Poor Parental Advisory Tipper.

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    1. Not him though I think... didn’t know they separated

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  4. Al and Tipper have been separated since 2010 and have openly dated other people. I think they're technically still married but would that really be cheating?

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  5. I'm hoping this is Mittens.

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  6. Guiliani. Serial cheater emeritus

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  7. Yeah Al and Tipper are basically divorced. I don't think Giuliani remarried?

    my first thought was Mitt Romney. Doubt very much its John McCain but stranger things have happened....

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  8. What about the dumb one from Texas?

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  9. Guiliani married Judy Nathan. Pathological cheater

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  10. Marco Rubio / Ted Cruz and...just throwing this out there...Ann Coulter?

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  11. Marco Rubio / Ted Cruz and...just throwing this out there...Ann Coulter?

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  12. I'll go with John Kerry.

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  13. I'll go with John Kerry.

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  14. An Inconvenient Screw?

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  15. Lulz. "Global climax change?"

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  16. I would not be at all shocked if this was Rudy Giuliani. What a dick. Another possibility is Newt Gingrich. Another big shit.

    Agree that Al Gore and Tipper are long over, so this really can't be him. Or if it is it's a nothingburger. With cheese.

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  17. Yeah no way it's Gore, or at least no shocker if it is. "Very married" could mean not just married but married multiple times-if so Giuliani and agingridh would be great candidates

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  18. I'm not sure whether we're guessing or fantasizing. But if it's Mittens, after his moralizing lately, it'll take days to get the smile off my face. Same for McCain. Same for any of them, come to think of it. Good times.

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  20. May I say that the very thought of Ted Cruz and Ann Coulter making the beast with two backs is easily the most disgusting visual I have encountered to date.

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  21. yeah wouldn't say al and tipper are "very married" anymore.

    I'm thinking maybe Michelle Malkin and...? Although it pains me to say it, seems like Ann Coulter is A list in her own little corner of the world. Also I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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    2. Michelle Malkin makes me wanna barf. Hard on the eyes too ewww

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  22. Today is Coulter's birthday, FWIW.

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  23. My bet's on Newt - his (third) wife is now Ambassador to the Vatican so she's not around...

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    1. Newt leaves his wives when they get ill...gets my vote. His conversion to

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  25. Per Norman Lear, Ann Coulter is dating fellow Repub Jimmie "JJ" Walker.

    https://www.theroot.com/ann-coulter-is-dating-jimmie-walker-are-your-eyes-burn-1794016693

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    1. Just wow! I'm hovering between laughing and throwing up. I presummed her punny had shriveled up an died from non-use. I'm so grossed out right now.

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  26. Malkin's a big fan of Ted Cruz, FWIW

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  27. I could see this being McCain trying to get it all before he keels over.

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  28. Honestly, there isn't a single politician in Washington who wouldn't bring uprepulsive images if you had to imagine them "making the beast with two backs".

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  29. I could see almost all of the politicians cheating on their spouses. It might be easier to guess who is not cheating. That would be a much shorter list.

    I don't think its McCain at this stage of his life because of his age, cancer, meds and money is his wife's. I just don't see a octogenarian with cancer who likely will not live out another year prioritizing cheating right now. I have known 2 people (2 decades younger than McCain) with that variety of cancer Neither made it beyond 15 months from diagnosis. He should resign, but narcissists rarely do what's beneficial to others.

    I could see Ted Cruz or Mario Rubio doing this.

    Huckabee would be very gossipy intel, but I think he would have a relationship with a cheeseburger before a woman, so I doubt it's him.

    Guiliani and Newt are serial cheaters who married mistresses so that's not particularly interesting.

    This fits Bill Clinton, but again no big deal there. When is he not cheating?

    People who ran for president:
    Trump - not enough time right now
    Jeb!- too sleepy to cheat
    Marco- likely
    Cruz-likely
    Huckabee- only cheats with food
    Christie- only cheats with food
    Rand- maybe
    Scott Walker- no one wants that, so no
    Bernie Sanders- THAT would be interesting
    Mitt Romney- maybe
    McCain- too old and sick
    Rick Perry- maybe

    I have forgotten who else has run recently

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  30. The BERN and Adrianna Huffington. Just to be different.

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  31. @Dog Mom That was one of the funniest posts I've read. You have a great sense of humor. You should start a humor blog.

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  32. Jeb Bush and Alex Jones

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  33. @Dog Mom LMAO! Another qualifier for Rick Perry, I don't think he's smart enough to pull it off without the whole world finding out. A lot of good guesses here, but my front-runner is Ted Cruz because he has an oddly devoted following of conservative women.

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  34. Blind says 'former' A+ politician. If former relates to 'politician' then probably supposed to be Gore, Romney, Edwards (if he remarried) or someone like that.

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  35. Romney and Biden seem secure in their marriages as does Christie. Kerry, maybe but Theresa has the money (they always seemed like an odd couple to me tho). Probably Newt, hope not because I have really come to like him the past few years. McCain still is my top guess, she may have the money but he is selfish and self centered and a dying man.

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  36. It's ted Cruz and Amanda carpenter. Google it

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  37. "Very married" to me sounds like Mittens, as does "former." Most of the other former candidates don't fit both of these.

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  38. @Sd Auntie, Acad, and BayAreaGirl, Thanks!

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  39. PLEASE NOT JOE BIDEN.

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  40. Dog Mom: Thanks for the report!!! Too funny! and True!

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  41. How is this not Bill Clinton?

    He's very married and will cheat with anything.

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  42. Jeb? Marco? Ted? God I'll barf if it's Bernie. Too old! Gore isn't very married.

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  43. If it were Bill Clinton, it wouldn't only say that he "once ran" for the big one. Plus, I honestly don't think that would be surprising enough for a blind. :'(

    Oh lord/Santa Claus/whoever grants wishes, please let it be Ted Cruz or Mike Huckabee or Marco Rubio.

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  44. tl;dr pretty much everyone who has run and is still alive and breathing is a genuine candidate

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