Lindsay Lohan had an interesting discussion last night with this cable reality star. When I say discussion, I mean arguing. Apparently there is a recent client that the cable reality star snagged that Lindsay really wanted for herself. If they had been at any other location, I have no doubt they would have had more than just words for each other.
Stassi from Vanderpump Rules was at a party with her last night
ReplyDeleteDaily mail has pictures of event lindsay was at and Stassi from Vanderplump was there so there you have it.
ReplyDeleteWhore fights are great. I have been in strip clubs for 3 whore fights. 1 of em a hit, when a stripper brought in a friend to rough/run off up a newer whore who was getting too much money/attention from the pervs.
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What does it tell you about someone when they, an American, have to live in Dubai to eek out an existence? She always comes up with comeback talk when she is on any red carpet. She will say anything rather than have to face up to her incredibly ugly reality. Every person who tried to help her or bail her out ended up being screwed royally. And not in a good way! Wonder if she ever paid her long-suffering attorney?!
ReplyDeleteAs Milton would have said, better to reign as queen bee hooker in Dubai than serve as a faded husk in Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteCould someone please explain why middle eastern guys are willing to pay big $ for a c-list american reality star? I get why they would pay big bucks to Lindsay Lohan -- she's a global star. But reality tv personalities aren't even well known in the US, much less in the middle east. Right? And if it were just that they're willing to do certain sex acts, then you can pay lower $ to a no-name hooker for that. Do they play american reality tv 24/7 on tv in dubai or something?
ReplyDeleteI thought she just got a contract from that Korean bodybuilding billionaire??
ReplyDeleteSeachica - the millionaire/billionaires in Dubai are world travelers and religious hypocrites who relish in american culture but must publicly follow middle eastern lifestyle. I'm sure they do have american TV if they want it. They know all american celebs and are willing to pay for them and sometimes while they are at home.
Note - The west has more than their fair share of religious hypocrites also.
ReplyDeleteamen, texasrose.
ReplyDeletePictures show her showing her age and showing her weight. She doesn't even have too much shelf life for her new found calling.
ReplyDeleteHer shelf life expired LONG ago!
ReplyDeleteLarge pimple on the right cheek and that horrid blonde hair. She needs to see a dermatologist. Yikes
ReplyDeleteAll about status, Seachica. Why drive a new Ferrari when an 89 Civic will get you from point A to point B? Because you can.
ReplyDeleteBut these aren’t Ferrari’s. They are a Landrover at best.
Delete@Seachica - it's not just actresses. I lived in London for a long time, and one thing you quickly learn is that at certain times of the year, certain areas and hotels need to be avoided if you don't want random ME blokes pestering you and offering you large sums of money to 'spend time' with them.
ReplyDeleteA Ferrari that's been rode hard many times is still a Ferrari. Detail it and give it a good buffing, and in the right light, it could still impress. As far as the status goes, if you're bragging to your friends about the time you bagged Lindsey Lohan, most of them aren't going to ask, "When she was still really hot, or later?"
ReplyDeleteNot just London, Gothy. That is true of every world class destination where these miserable, inbred, 2 generations removed from being the former tent living goat herders they were for centuries set foot. They have been summering in LA for decades.
ReplyDeleteWhen I moved to London in the late 60s, went out with an upper crust Brit. The most boring date I ever had in my life. Pub. Warm Shandy. Stale sandwiches. A co-worker told me to only date ME men. Where was I going to meet Middle Eastern men!? Within a week I was dating Saudi Princes and being wined & dined but not pocket lined. Noticed the other gals in the group were being flown to Paris for lunch and given Piaget watches. Me? Dinner and home. My home. Alone. After a while I asked the guy I was dating what gives? He looked at me like I had just run over his prized Falcon. "YOU? Oh, no! I would never sleep with YOU! You're pretty but you are also very smart and like the Arab people. It would be a sacrilege!" Story of my life! But they were really incredible fun. They are grandfathers now.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand what happened about the why he wouldn't sleep with you because you're smart? Did that mean he wanted to marry you as a virgin or something?
DeleteLohan looks like she has sun spots or worse, some kind of meth skin she is trying to cover up. She also has worse wrinkles under her eyes and a yellowish look her mother doesn't have. I can't see her lasting much longer if she carries on.
ReplyDeletekeeping it classy I see
ReplyDelete@Boo Hearne, thanks for that story! That was actually very enlightening...
ReplyDeletePardon @McGothface, could you please inform as to the times of year and particular hotels that one should avoid, I'm asking for a friend.
ReplyDelete@Count-reminds me of my Spearmint Rhino/Vegas days. This silly young guy came in with thousands and most of the girls were gone so an African girl was sitting with him when I went over to make his acquaintance. That heifer had the nerve to act like he was her private property. She did some gum bumping but I think she realized trying to jump on me wouldn't end so well for her.
Boo girl, I have to say mama, you have lived and I love hearing your tales!
@ittt-hope you're trying to be tongue in cheek with the goat herder comment because it's kinda bordering on......hateful asshat speech.
@unknown- either you're new here or you need to start explaining just what you think Lohan's 'new found calling' is
Bubbles: how long ago were the spearmint rhino days? How tall are you?
Delete@Bubbles, Lol, I'm definitely not new, I wasn't talking about Lohan at all, I was talking about the mindset of the guys paying the women for their services. I never heard from someone who was propositioned and what exactly what they were looking for. Seems like they want girls who don't like them because it's more satisfying to humiliate them or whatever. Not just because they are "famous" or attractive.
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ReplyDeletescandi: Life for young women in the late 60s was very difficult if she was working and living on her own. You only got paid once a month, not every 2 weeks! That absolutely floored me. Wages for secretaries and shop girls were so low the government gave you Luncheon Vouchers to help pay for your lunch! So it was logical the attractive British/Irish/Scottish girls would gravitate towards foreigners with lots of Pounds to spend. That's why a co-worker told me about the rich Saudis. I lucked out and ended up with the princes because: I had just spent a year in Cuba and knew well-known American politicians. They could talk with me on subjects that interested them. I was already a widow when I arrived so there was no virgin thing involved. They knew I would never convert if they married me so they decided to keeps hands off and just share their culture with me. We spent hours listening to Middle Eastern music and talking in their posh flats. Servants up the wazoo! Good times!!
ReplyDeleteJust to clarify my statement, I was talking more about the men who are violent and/or defecate on the women and take pictures and so on. Not just the guys paying for "regular" sex...
ReplyDeleteCount has me giggling in my coffee ...whore fights .
ReplyDeleteI vote next time there's a 'Your Turn', Boo tells us more about her incredible life. Keep it coming Boo!
ReplyDeleteForget Linz, let's talk about Stazi (typo and it stays.)
ReplyDeleteShe has recently dropped her weight it seems; back to Adderall, cigarettes , and bulimia.
I heard bulimia is great for dropping a few pounds before a runway show.
Boo! You have the best and most intresting stories ever. You make me want to live life to the fullest!
ReplyDeleteSeachica - because people all over the planet watch US tv/movies and rich men can afford to 'date' their fapping fantasy.
ReplyDeleteScandi & Shotinthedark: Thank you so much! So many stories I can't share because they are not CDAN-appropriate. One more Saudi story: Dinner at the home/condo of one of the top royal sons. God, there are so many of them! Even back then. He was so sweet to me. He didn't date (think he was a Friend of Dorothy which was and is forbidden over there) but loved to spend time with me.
ReplyDeleteI arrive for dinner not knowing what to expect. His butler brings me to a cozy little room with two plush chairs pushed together in front of a TV set. He took my coat and said my friend would be there shortly. I look up and there is my Saudi prince carrying two TV Dinners!!! He opened two trays in front of the chairs, sets the TV Dinners on them and smiles the biggest smile ever. I was so touched I teared up.
"My favorite show is on in a few minutes and I wanted to watch it with you. It's American!" We both sat down, started eating our TV Dinner and on comes....I SPY with Bill Cosby and Robert Culp! "I love Bill Cosby, don't you?" One of the most surreal nights of my life.
Halfway into the show the Butler comes in and says, "His Majesty is on the phone, sir." Like the obnoxious American I was I said, "Which one?" He turned and said, "Oh it's #1! King Faisal!" I replied, "Give him my love." My prince laughed all the way to the phone. Talk about American-Middle Eastern diplomacy!