A Holiday Story From Himmmm
The next man to be taken down from sexual harassment is from suburban Shermer, Illinois. On Friday, two women filed charges. One was listed as "Mary Doe, a Chicago-area lingerie saleslady"; and the second was listed as "Christie Doe, a blonde Ferrari-driving swimmer". Both allege sexual harassment/abuse by a man, Clark W. Griswold of Shermer, Illinois. The first complaint was due to alleged incidents at an Arizona motel in 1983. After stalking her for hundreds of miles, Christie Doe alleges Griswold lied to her/seduced her into swimming nude with him, then abandoned/humiliated her (while lying to others that she was a swimming waitress); witnesses include Griswold's young Son.
The Second incident alleged to have happened around Christmas 1989, when Griswold made inappropriate comments, statements, including commenting on the victim's nipples, his yule log, and hooters. After "leering" at Mary's unmentionables, Griswold continued with his harassment. Witnesses include the millions who saw incident on film, and Grisworld's never-aging young son. Griswold refutes the allegations, saying everything was with consent, and claiming a defense of ignorance. He is staunchly supported in his ignorance claims by his wife Ellen Griswold, who maintains her "Sparky" is a good family man and a genius with food additives.
Sources close to the case suggest the true perpetrator may be one "Cousin Eddie" (aka Eddie Johnson), current whereabouts unknown. Eddie has faced numerous charges in the past, include incest/french kissing with his underage daughter; charges of animal cruelty relating to a dog named "Snotz" as well as numerous hamsters; and harassment of Griswold's own teenage daughter. Mr. Johnson, had previously been implicated in a storm sewer explosion; and a past Christmas-Eve abduction of corporate executive Frank Shirley of the Chicago area (though charges were later dropped).
Although his criminal conviction record is clean, Clark Griswold had been charged in the past with numerous incidents, including cruelty to animals, speeding, and reckless driving. He was also charged with abduction, assault with an air pistol, and domestic terrorism all stemming from a 1983 incident at the Wally World theme park in California. CEO Roy Walley declined to prosecute, as Griswold's defense include "going a little haywire" (temporary insanity) at the time. It is also alleged he killed his wife's Aunt Edna, though no charges were ever brought.
The Second incident alleged to have happened around Christmas 1989, when Griswold made inappropriate comments, statements, including commenting on the victim's nipples, his yule log, and hooters. After "leering" at Mary's unmentionables, Griswold continued with his harassment. Witnesses include the millions who saw incident on film, and Grisworld's never-aging young son. Griswold refutes the allegations, saying everything was with consent, and claiming a defense of ignorance. He is staunchly supported in his ignorance claims by his wife Ellen Griswold, who maintains her "Sparky" is a good family man and a genius with food additives.
Sources close to the case suggest the true perpetrator may be one "Cousin Eddie" (aka Eddie Johnson), current whereabouts unknown. Eddie has faced numerous charges in the past, include incest/french kissing with his underage daughter; charges of animal cruelty relating to a dog named "Snotz" as well as numerous hamsters; and harassment of Griswold's own teenage daughter. Mr. Johnson, had previously been implicated in a storm sewer explosion; and a past Christmas-Eve abduction of corporate executive Frank Shirley of the Chicago area (though charges were later dropped).
Although his criminal conviction record is clean, Clark Griswold had been charged in the past with numerous incidents, including cruelty to animals, speeding, and reckless driving. He was also charged with abduction, assault with an air pistol, and domestic terrorism all stemming from a 1983 incident at the Wally World theme park in California. CEO Roy Walley declined to prosecute, as Griswold's defense include "going a little haywire" (temporary insanity) at the time. It is also alleged he killed his wife's Aunt Edna, though no charges were ever brought.
