Blind Items Revealed #6
November 4, 2013
This A+ list mostly movie actor loves to keep himself in shape and also wants his family to keep in shape too. He has tried to get his wife to work out with him but she says she prefers to work out alone. What she does is put on workout gear and then hangs out at a cafe drinking coffee and chain smoking before stopping by her "trainer's" apartment and giving him a check and then goes home.
Hugh Jackman
This A+ list mostly movie actor loves to keep himself in shape and also wants his family to keep in shape too. He has tried to get his wife to work out with him but she says she prefers to work out alone. What she does is put on workout gear and then hangs out at a cafe drinking coffee and chain smoking before stopping by her "trainer's" apartment and giving him a check and then goes home.
Hugh Jackman
I think Hugh has figured out she doesn't exercise😏
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like something I would do
ReplyDeleteLove her for this!
ReplyDeletesomething i would do.you can't pressure people into working out.
ReplyDeleteOh i love this lady!
ReplyDeleteShe is over 60, let her relax and live how she wants. I do not like how society pressures older people to be active and in shape like younger people. Not good to be unhealthy, but she put in her time as a beauty, let her chill now.
ReplyDeleteIf that's the worst you can say about a person, they're doing pretty well. Trainer gets paid without having to work, everyone's happy. No harm done, really.
ReplyDeleteHa! Given all the truly shitty celeb behavior, this makes me smile 😀
ReplyDeletelove, love, love. a real woman stuck in a beard marriage (tho apparently happily) deserves all the little pleasures in life that she can find.
ReplyDeleteShe should snort an adderall, then go to the cafe for coffee and smokes.
ReplyDeleteP.S. i am jealois she can smoke in a cafe. Even diner breakfast is not as pleasurable anymore, since i cant have 2-3 cigarettes while there. I only go anymore because i am too lazy to make belgian waffles for my kid, and he deserves better than Eggo from time to time.
Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThis should be a kindness blind, since she’s not sleeping with her trainer.
ReplyDeleteDeborra-Lee can do whatever she damn well pleases. She's fabulous.
ReplyDelete@countjerkula....sad to hear you have a son, as you are not someone to mimic. You think the stuff you say is cute but it's just gross and nasty towards women. Grow up.
ReplyDelete@countjerkula....glad to hear you have a son. You are someone to mimic, as you make the blind comments fun to read when it's not drowning in pro estrogen BS. The stuff you say is great and grossly clever even towards women- who are equals and therefore can take whatever comments are made just like a man. Keep up the good work!
ReplyDelete@MStyles Agree. Most of what I've read of his diatribes is puerile garbage. He's either a troll or twelve. Or both.
ReplyDeleteWell said McL and M Styles
DeleteThis trash of a "man" has been here for years. I thought they took the garbage out when CDAN's format changed but hes back. Gross.
I wish he'd at least learn how to spell and use proper grammar.
What garbage
Nice to see the Rosie Pig still round. I mean a-round. Who we kiddin, likely both.
DeleteStill angry you were born w/o cawk n balls, huh? Somethings never change, no matter what kind of therapies you under go.
Ahhh that's right- the ole "every Rosie and every lesbian is fat and ugly" response.
DeleteActually count, thanks for asking. I'm still hotter than you and still scoring way hotter women than you-
Still jealous huh?
#winning
Dang Rosie Pig, i forgot you were a predatory lez. Still selling weed to college girls, getting them high so you can get in their panties? Atleast i am upfront and negotiate sex for drugs ahead of time, while they sober. Those stoned young girls were not able to consent to sex with you.
DeleteMStyles & McL: yeah, i bet you two humorless cunts are raising some real winners, if ya could find someone drunk enough to ignore yer glowing personalitoes long enough to fire jizz in ya.
ReplyDeleteUrahara: Thank you. Your kind words are greatly appreciated in the midst of this vicious attack on myself and my poor innocent son. You obviously possess the triple digit IQ that is requisite to understand and enjoy my brand of posting, which is a welcome departure from the mansogynist loons, who generally frequent this establishment. There but for the grace of god.....
Poor innocent son is right. Its sad and shameful he was born to a low-brow person such as yourself.
DeleteHeres to hoping for future generations.
Lets get up out of the trailer park and hope for better.
Go to college, kids
I lobe in a trailer park now? I thought i lived in my mom's basement? How come you bimbos can never make up yer minds?
DeleteAnd calling me "low brow"? Last time you were asked to say something astute, your reply was "Tuxedo? Double Breasted? Can i call a friend?"
Jesus man, do you even have spell check?
DeleteReading your nonsense is bad enough. I want to circle everything in red marker and hand it back.
Lobe too here ur reespnse,plz reeply
Pfff, lets see you try texting on a touch screen while driving 80mph on the jersey turnpike.
DeleteCount's comments are disgusting and cheap shots. They're hardly original. He ruins the comment section with his misogyny on every post.
ReplyDelete@unknown: prior to the brutal attack i sustained my comments here were about adderall for weight loss, smoking in diners and my son's affinity for Belgian waffles. Thank you for displayimg how estrogen is detrimental to reading comprehension.
ReplyDeleteI'm just trying to figure out why Wolverine is married to a 60-year-old woman. Really? But hey, at least there weren't any murders or rapes in this one, so it's all good.
ReplyDeletegay (or bi) men frequently date or marry older women, cail. john travolta dated anita gillette, diana hyland, catherine deneuve. harry hamlin had a baby with ursula andress. juliet mills and matthew caulfield. emmanuel and brigitte macron. (all are merely allegedly gay or bi!!!)
ReplyDeleteRosie vs. Count the good old days😀
ReplyDeleteSandy: please, The Rosie Pig is a ham & egger. Its like Hulk Hogan vs. Iron Mike Sharpe (RIP, Bruther). She swings once, misses, big boot, leg drop, 1, 2, 3. Then while i'm posing for the fans, she's tellin Mean Gene that she didnt lose cause i held the tights, which the replay shows is completely erroneous. As the late, great Gorilla Monsoon would say, She doesnt have the testicular fortitude to go toe to toe with me.
ReplyDeleteNow Lola, that sassy lass could test my wit and push me to my limits. If she did a run in, i'd have to get on my knees ans start waving my hands, begging off. A match with her would require me to spend some time following the 3 Demandments,Train, Say My Prayers and Eat My Vitamins.
Tell me you didn't just give a WWE analogy?
DeleteOmg
😂😂😂
So great hahahhahaha
The Sport of Kings, you jobber.
DeleteHaha, i love reading The Count. There is no filter, its emotion explosion. You gotta have a sense of humor to read this stuff. Thanks Count.
ReplyDeleteNever mind the blinds someone calling out the count made my day, the constant gross sexist comments ruin the comment section for me, especially with the nature of the blinds recently. It's sad that someone needs to act in such a disgusting way.
ReplyDeleteLeeane, no one cares about the quality of your posting experience, especially those who run the site, as they have the ability to delete any comments they deem unfit.
DeleteI will commend you though on proper vocabulary use. "Sexist" is a term i cannot, in good conscience, refute. Most of these repugnant dullards throw "misogynist" around when that is clearly not the case.
"relating to or characterized by prejudice, stereotyping, or discrimination, typically against women, on the basis of sex."
I mist admit i do a lot of stearotyping broads, but i will qualify that with the fact that i dont lump all women together, but i certainly do divvy broads up into groups and make assumptions. Thank the baby jeebus that the government is the only one not allowed to profile.
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Imafattywithalittletinypenis
Its only a penis if you piss and jizz out of it. You just got elephantitis of the clit.
DeleteThank you, Angry. I am just here to entertain myself, but i am truly humbled that others enjoy my nonsense.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather have Count than Derek and all his thousand alts.
ReplyDeleteIt would be pretty funny if Count was a woman.
I liked Derek. His meltings were entertaining and when he was calm he was cool. He was my only gay e-friend back then.
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ReplyDeleteActually she isn't doing herself much good sitting around smoking and drinking coffee. She should be getting some exercise into her daily routine. She doesn't need a trainer. She needs to get some type of activity especially being over 60.
ReplyDeleteHe did Rosie, but he called you a jobber. You two fighting is classic CDaN. For the others Count is an acquired taste, he freely admits he's been a troll and that most of his comments are distasteful. He is who he is, take it or leave it.
ReplyDeleteSandy, my comments may be distasteful, but the ladies say i am quite tasty. Probably the pineapple juice.
DeleteDear Count Jerkula, I am a sixty year old woman from Saddle River NJ, with far too much money, education and sometimes time to peruse a certain gossip blog. I find you profoundly obscene, profane and politically incorrect. I luuuuurve you. Stay obnoxious my friend.
ReplyDeleteWeekittylass, than you, sweetie. jersey broad? Single? Height? Jeans Size?
DeleteSee, while I was busy typing and explaining why I'm not a f'n robot.😣
ReplyDeleteCount, all that's missing is your old tag team partner. Harry Knuckles, where are you bud?
ReplyDeleteHaywood: I dont even know where the anger outta these broads came from. Jealous i have offspring? Do waffles now trigger bitches and i was unaware? In any event, i will not allow them to gang bully me and disparage my child or my parenting skills, especially when one of them is an admitted sexual predator.
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ReplyDeleteStill think your funny Count but I am really upset that you smoke cigarettes!!! Just stop already with smoking. Gross!!! Rosie needs to calm down. This is lenny Bruce type of humor. He cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteThank you Auntie, it brings me joy to bring you laughter.
ReplyDeletePlease don't waste your time trying to reason with them broads. The amount of gangbullying and manshaming i have dealt with over the years here, from the anti-testicle crowd, is deplorable. Not to mention the audacity they have to try and dictate the content allowed on someone else's website. In any event, reason and reality are as foreign to them twunces as poontang was to Liberace.
Smoking, i enjoy it. I barely drink and rarely smoke weed anymore, so cigarettes are my last real guilty pleasure. Plus, i am worried that if i quit, and my sense of smell returns to full strength, it will negatively impact my ass fetish.
@count - maybe I read you wrong but I read you as unfiltered and maybe a little antagonistic, and not to be taken too seriously. The crudeness of your comments somehow give this blog some dimension. And I imagine you're much smarter than this lot give you credit for. I'm sure you'll keep doing what you're doing and some of us will appreciate you for what you are
ReplyDelete@LizOn: shhhhhhhh. I do my typin in scumbag to camoflauge my intellect and yer blowin my cover. Gotta five the rubes a false sense of hope to bait em in ;)
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DeleteThat’s it for me. Can’t take Count Jerkula anymore. Am deleting this site.
ReplyDeleteCrap, who knew Unkown was Enty? When the site gets deleted, where is everyone gonna go to read about raped teens, celeb drug use and contract beards? LOL!
DeleteHere is a suggestion for all uer new found free time: https://www.livestrong.com/article/225447-exercises-to-help-with-reading-comprehension/
@Count. Jersey broad? Born Ridgewood, NJ but spent tchildhood between Europe and NJ. I now split my time between NJ, VA and FL. Single? Nope. Height? 5'11". Jean size? 7/8. I don't have any ass though. I'm all legs and boobs. I, too, smoke. It beats the hell out of crime scene tape and an orange onesie.
ReplyDeleteI loves me the Count. He is too clever for so many.
ReplyDeleteCount Jerkula is my hero, he's the icing on the cake that is this website
ReplyDelete@ weekittylass: you cant tell me yer all boobs and not give me their stats, doll. Pleeeeease?
ReplyDelete@world weary & David: Even more pleasurable than you kind words tickling me is how they twist a knife in the h8rz. Thank you.
Jerkulady 4 Lyfe!
ReplyDeleteLove you, Count!
:) love you too, Disco.
DeleteIf this is the best Enty can come up with about Jackman, gotta admit Jackman is doing pretty well for himself. Beard or no beard, but they have a bunch of kids iirc idk how it's a beard.
ReplyDeleteYou can at least say yr piece about jerkula. Hes out there. Dont mind his dirty talk. Hes wrong about hogan, My Flair would kick his ass. Its the stereotyping of women who take money for sex or like giving blow jobs as asking for it that does my head in.
ReplyDeleteHe sounds like a gay man or trolling Lesbian to me. Hopefully so, his son would get a wider view of the world.
He wants to be a heel but is the typical jock babyface. Like that twit hogan he gets enablers like urahara - who feels bullied because theyre not allowed to shout the nword at people anymore. Pure weed carrier types desperate for cock so laugh with the boys.
If that is a little rambly I am sorry. In hospital with a line of ketamine and oxys in.
Emma: i am a tweener, like Stone Cold during the Bret Hart feud, booed in Canada, cheered in the USA. I am booed by humorless man haters and cheered by fully functioning adults.
ReplyDeleteAlso, i have nothing against women who like giving blow jobs, they thr best kind of broads out there. Onlu thing worse than a broad who refuses to suck dick is one who agrees to do it, then gives a toothy, lackluster performance so you will just give up on it and bang her.
Good luck with whatever has you in the hospital.
Also, Flair better in ring, and second best promo guy ever, behind Dusty, but Hogan filled more arenas and made more money than Flair could dream of, and gettin paid is the name of the game, bruther.
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