November 22, 2017
They will probably record a song together and they might end up hooking up, but this A list singer recently met with this foreign born A list singer because he has the best coke and she loves great coke.
Katy Perry/The Weeknd
They will probably record a song together and they might end up hooking up, but this A list singer recently met with this foreign born A list singer because he has the best coke and she loves great coke.
Katy Perry/The Weeknd
She needs to grow up
ReplyDeleteRight. Katy is gonna be a hot mess in a few years.
ReplyDeleteDon't tell Nuns of the Immaculate Conception that.
ReplyDeleteWell, they hate her already, so, Go ahead.
Tell them.
Katy Perry a coke whore makes her so much hotter. I hope he plays the game with her where he cuts out a bunch of lines and whenever she says No or Stop, he swipes a line off the coffee table and onto the floor and only lets her have one after she peforms certain acts or reaches a milestone.
ReplyDeleteYou Sir, are a sick puppy
DeleteI dont break toys, but if someone else did, why not play with em?
DeleteWow Jerkula reading your comments are even more entertaining than the blinds themselves, anyways first time posting here hello ladies and gentlemen!
DeleteWelcome, Jazmin. I am happy to entertain you.
DeleteThe only thing I like about Katy is she's brave enough to call out the marvelous Taylor Swift who people still think is straight and can do no wrong.
ReplyDelete@sandy: how could ya not like them titties?
Delete@Count Jerkula This is going back to 2004, but back then I had a buddy that was Kate Moss' coke dealer and you could definitely play those games with her. He'd get those frantic calls from her at 3am and she was the type to come to his apartment to get the coke and then stay to do it.
ReplyDeleteOne time I was over his house at like 2 in the morning and we were playing some video game, and his phone was blowing up but he kept ignoring it. So I asked him what's up. And he's like, "Ugh...It's Kate Moss. She's freaking out because she needs coke". So I asked him if he was gonna answer it and he was like, "Naaa...I'm not in the mood for her tonight. She gets fucked up on coke and then I have to listen to her cry for 2 hours about how fat she is."
Uh, A list singers? These two?
ReplyDeleteCool story, Ef Yiew.
ReplyDeleteLong long ago i sold weed and had a chick who would fiend for it like a loon. Ome time i said i would drop it off when i got done work. By the time i finished work i had 5 voicemails from her. Listened tok the first and didnt listen to the rest. Dropped the weed off, hung out and smoked then went home. As i was listening to the voicemails and erasing them, 5th one she said she would eat my ass if i would bring her the weed. I still hate myself for missing the opportunity.
Why do I get the feeling Katy and Lionel are gonna clash big time? Why do I get the feeling Luke Bryan will regret this decision?
ReplyDelete@count jerkula You should have called back and told her you forgot to collect on the ass eating! haha I love hearing stories like that - if someone hasn't been around a chick with a vice who needs to have it taken care of, they truly have missed something special. My buddy has taken A+ list pop singers, chicks that are super famous and they come to him like messed up junkies, and he's actually done shit like put a line on his toilet seat and make the chick do a line off his toilet!
ReplyDeleteOne night I was there and Courtney Love showed up looking to score. Another night I went there to hang with my buddy and Steven Tyler answered the door. It was hilarious - it was some nondescript apartment in Queens, but come 3 am, it was like hanging backstage at the Grammys.
I hear ya Ef Yiew. That was back before i was damaged enough to werk whores and addicts. Could have easily stretched it out the next week until she agreed
ReplyDeleteShe is so messed up right now. Just listen to her talk (ramble) and you can tell she isn't in her right mind. Coke brain freeze. Hell of a drug, you can't do that stuff for too long and not go crazy, shaving your head and smashing umbrellas...
ReplyDeleteCount - you remind me of an infamous story told by a friend of a fella in a london bar who was approached by a lady asking for coke. He said 'follow me' and took the lady into the bathrooms. She 'performed' an act for him then asked for the coke. He said ' i don't have any and let be a lesson to you!'.
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