April 29, 2013
For a six month period a few years back, this A list mostly movie actor who has come dangerously close to dropping to B list almost killed himself by his actions. The actor, foreign born and a big star all over the world found himself at a party where he met a C list celebrity. 90 minutes after meeting her, they were in bed together, and that included 45 minutes for traffic. Six months later he was a shell of the man he was before he began seeing her. With his dating of the celebrity, our actor spent night after night awake having sex with the celebrity. This led to drinking which is never good for this particular actor. This led to more serious substance issues to keep him awake during filming, when he showed up. The movie he was working on at the time had to change its schedule numerous times because the actor would not show up, or if he did would be hungover and exhausted and none of that includes the times he was too busy having sex with his celebrity on set to be bothered to come out until he was finished. He has said the sex was like nothing he ever had before. She did things he did not think were possible and would often show up with one or two women in tow to try and make it even crazier for him. A couple of times he suspected she was also with other guys despite all the time they were spending together. That, coupled with the fact his agent said people were talking about not giving him the role he wanted for his next movie because of his actions on the one he was working on, eventually caused him to dump her, but she had a surprise left up her sleeve which he would discover later.
Benicio Del Toro/Kimberly Stewart
For a six month period a few years back, this A list mostly movie actor who has come dangerously close to dropping to B list almost killed himself by his actions. The actor, foreign born and a big star all over the world found himself at a party where he met a C list celebrity. 90 minutes after meeting her, they were in bed together, and that included 45 minutes for traffic. Six months later he was a shell of the man he was before he began seeing her. With his dating of the celebrity, our actor spent night after night awake having sex with the celebrity. This led to drinking which is never good for this particular actor. This led to more serious substance issues to keep him awake during filming, when he showed up. The movie he was working on at the time had to change its schedule numerous times because the actor would not show up, or if he did would be hungover and exhausted and none of that includes the times he was too busy having sex with his celebrity on set to be bothered to come out until he was finished. He has said the sex was like nothing he ever had before. She did things he did not think were possible and would often show up with one or two women in tow to try and make it even crazier for him. A couple of times he suspected she was also with other guys despite all the time they were spending together. That, coupled with the fact his agent said people were talking about not giving him the role he wanted for his next movie because of his actions on the one he was working on, eventually caused him to dump her, but she had a surprise left up her sleeve which he would discover later.
Benicio Del Toro/Kimberly Stewart
why do i feel the surprise is an STD
ReplyDeleteIt was a baby
ReplyDeleteit's fun going back and reading the original comments. texas rose and frenchgirl are the only names who are still regulars, unless there were name changes. (sorry if i missed someone!)
ReplyDeleteGood for her she's a freak in the sheets, you get to overlook she doesn't look so great.
ReplyDeleteI don’t understand the attraction to this guy - someone explain it to me?
ReplyDeleteThat surprise? Delilah Del Torro. Rod & Alaina Stewart’s granddaughter.
ReplyDelete"She did things he did not think were possible"
ReplyDeleteI really need to know what those things are.
I imagine they necessitated helmets and maybe swim fins. Definitely tarpaulins.
DeleteMagical Vajayjay's do exist!
ReplyDeleteguessing he dumped her for "che"? an important role not to lose. maybe that goes back too far tho.
ReplyDeletelmao samechick.. she always struck me as a fragile thing too .. who knew
ReplyDelete@samechick, I'm curious as well! We need details!
ReplyDeletethey were only together in 2010, baby born in 2011, so not "che".
ReplyDeleteKimberly Stewart? Really? I guess sex was the only way to have/keep him for however long they dated.
ReplyDeleteWhat could she have done? unless she's some kind of contortionist or something.
Their daughter is very cute, I’m kind of surprised.
ReplyDeletehe must have been messing up during the production of "savages" which started filming in august, 2010. so he dumped her for "jimmy p"? not that it matters...next reveal!
ReplyDeleteThe Wolfman? Or that Oliver Stone flick Savages? Those were after Che but feel that would have been more imporant than either of those.
ReplyDeleteSpill the beans, K Stewart. Inquiring minds want to know your secrets...
ReplyDeleteI find it hard to believe he wasn't screwed up *before* he met her.
ReplyDeletehe's always had those puffy eyes that scream out "dissipated". but he's got the bad boy thing down pat, catnip to many women.
ReplyDeleteVindicated. Enty says, 'foreign born' when one of my CDAN posters said I was stupid for saying being born in Puerto Rico is not being born in a foreign country. I don't care if they are US citizens, PR is not inside the continental US. It's a West Indian island, yo. Sorry, posters, he is one of my top 3 favorite actors. I think he is sexy as hell. Would love to run into him in Greenwich Village one day. Would drag him to a bar, post haste! Did you see him in Traffic? Sexy Von Sexy!! Yum!
ReplyDeleteConsidering how fugly she still is even after all the cosmetic surgery, she better make up for it some how. Betting the others she brought along were Parisite & LiLo. He was one of the ones LiLo had on her list in rehab.
ReplyDeleteKim must toss a good salad!
ReplyDeleteProbably got an info sharing thing going with all her dad's wives and mistresses.
ReplyDeleteShe's always been so gross.
ReplyDeleteWith a face like hers, she'd have to learn new and exciting tricks. And she had the nerve to call Jennifer Anniston ugly.
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ReplyDelete"She did things he did not think were possible..."
Like what?
Showering?
Using an Epilator?
Proper enunciation of the words of the English language?
But she's got SOME kind of mad skills.
Maybe that should've been Enty's real Blind?
To guess WTF it is Kim Stewart can do sexually that's so special?
Maybe she's big into Vajazzling her "lady land"?
I've heard of women who can shoot ping pong balls outta their hoochie. And if anyone here ever saw Rod Stewart in concert on a big arena stage - well, maybe Kim combined the two and she can launch SOCCER BALLS outta her hoo-hoo??
I honestly haven't a clue. But I've heard del Toro has been around. So for her to be this impressive? It's gotta be SOMETHING amazing. Maybe she was shooting red-white-blue sparklers outta that thing while it whistles the 1812 overture...
Because - again - you would HAVE to be higher than a giraffe's ass to wanna look at her while having sex.
@Himmmm, she's not that ugly, but then again I don't know her - perhaps her personality makes her ugly.
ReplyDeleteThere's always doggy style, and if she brought friends along he could have looked at them instead (unless they were Paris and Lindsay).
Come on shakey- if you think doggy style is wild and crazy then you need to get out more.
ReplyDeleteLMAO texasrose! No, I simply meant Benicio only had to turn her over. Maybe he put a sheet over her head, you never know …
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ReplyDeleteAM I CRAZY for confusing Kristen "Twilight" Stewart with Kimberley Stewart?
ReplyDeleteAlthough I must admit, the blind is much more interesting if you picture Kristen in it, because then you get to imagine that porcelain monolith erupting with passion when she looks pretty much comatose in real life.
Oh My Gawd Himmmm! Epilator? *dead*
ReplyDeleteOMG Himmmm, hysterical!
ReplyDeleteSuch cattiness Himmmm tsk tsk tsk
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere the men lined up for Kimmie after she had her baby. She must have some ninja sex skills
Remember when Kim Stewart had the audacity to call Jennifer Aniston homely? She actually sent her flowers and apologized.
ReplyDeleteThat is the LA way. Get yourself knocked up if your booty call is A list.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin- I've been here since 2007 when I discovered the blind item about the pop star who found out she was HIV+ after having an abortion
ReplyDeletesorry, bubbles!
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