April 16, 2012
Not too long ago, this actor was an A list movie star. He was everywhere and seemingly every movie he ever touched turned to gold. He had an actress wife who was beautiful and everything seemed like it was never going to end. The actor, while not particularly skilled at acting was making ht movie after hit movie. The one day it all seemed to go away. You don't go from number one to the C list that quickly without a very good reason. That reason was that our actor got caught in another country with a 13 year old girl while making one of his movies. This was not the first time he had been caught, but this was the most serious because this girl was also hurt very badly. Our actor had been drunk and had beaten the girl really severely. In this particular country 13 was a legal age of consent so the police there did nothing to him, but the producers were scared out of their minds about this getting out because they had a lot of their own money invested in the movie. So, they covered it up. They paid a huge bribe to everyone they could and the movie made them their money back. They refused to work with the actor again though and told everyone why. Suddenly no one would touch the guy and no one would make movies with him. He tried to make some movies on his own but hired really bad people to work with him and was always more interested in booze and young girls then making movies. He kept making the movies in other countries with very loose laws about consent and now our actor is a struggling D lister who might trigger something in your mind from time to time. The thing is our actor seems so moralistic. He isn't though and now he has taken his ways back here to this country and is up to his old tricks. He doesn't want to go to jail so he tries to keep the girls he is with at least 16 which he figures is safe, especially if he is paying them enough. Well, their pimps anyway. Plus at this point no one recognizes the actor who used to be one of the biggest stars in the world.
Steven Seagal
Not too long ago, this actor was an A list movie star. He was everywhere and seemingly every movie he ever touched turned to gold. He had an actress wife who was beautiful and everything seemed like it was never going to end. The actor, while not particularly skilled at acting was making ht movie after hit movie. The one day it all seemed to go away. You don't go from number one to the C list that quickly without a very good reason. That reason was that our actor got caught in another country with a 13 year old girl while making one of his movies. This was not the first time he had been caught, but this was the most serious because this girl was also hurt very badly. Our actor had been drunk and had beaten the girl really severely. In this particular country 13 was a legal age of consent so the police there did nothing to him, but the producers were scared out of their minds about this getting out because they had a lot of their own money invested in the movie. So, they covered it up. They paid a huge bribe to everyone they could and the movie made them their money back. They refused to work with the actor again though and told everyone why. Suddenly no one would touch the guy and no one would make movies with him. He tried to make some movies on his own but hired really bad people to work with him and was always more interested in booze and young girls then making movies. He kept making the movies in other countries with very loose laws about consent and now our actor is a struggling D lister who might trigger something in your mind from time to time. The thing is our actor seems so moralistic. He isn't though and now he has taken his ways back here to this country and is up to his old tricks. He doesn't want to go to jail so he tries to keep the girls he is with at least 16 which he figures is safe, especially if he is paying them enough. Well, their pimps anyway. Plus at this point no one recognizes the actor who used to be one of the biggest stars in the world.
Steven Seagal
someone bust him, please.
ReplyDeleteHe is so vile - not sure who is worse though, the people who were most concerned about their money and quietly putting him out of higher paying work or him and his pony tail.
ReplyDeleteHe is a sad, sick person.
ReplyDeleteGets off on beating 13 year olds.
I think he lives in Serbia now with a wife. Serbia's age of consent is 14--POS is now 65.
ReplyDeleteWasn't he married to Kelly LeBrock? She could probably tell a few stories.
ReplyDeleteDisgusting POS. Never liked him.
ReplyDeleteYep Glue he was married to Kelly and I think he beat the shit out of her.
ReplyDeletePlease, please please let him try this with the wrong person with all the right "connections".
ReplyDeleteOne of his daughters was recently on a reality show with her Mum, Kelly Le Brock. I recall hearing her say something about her father being a terrible person and some idiot guy was trying to defend her Dad to her but you could just tell that she knew things by the way she disagreed with the guy defending her Dad. I remember also her or her Mum voicing concern that Seagal was not going to be happy when he heard what she had said about him. I have vague recollections of that episode because it was on the background while I was busy so I only heard bits and pieces. I can't even imagine growing up with that thing as your biological father, his poor children! He is a monster that needs to be stopped. He is just a nasty, arrogant, thug child rapist who thinks he is above any repercussions for his MANY crimes against MANY victims.
ReplyDeletehe's got 5! daughters. poor girls.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's good to know Hollywood producers have standards after all. They draw the line right before, "We think he might actually kill the next 13-year-old he rapes, and we won't be able to cover it up." Might not be too hard to figure out which movie was the one, for curiosity. He co-starred with Michael Caine once, but it looks like that was shot in the US.
ReplyDeleteHe did fall off the radar, didn't he? His first movie, Above the Law, was genuinely good. Good action and story, and good enough acting for the genre. The next couple were okay but forgettable. Then it seemed like he decided he was an American Indian shaman or something, and did a couple where the environmentalist message was so heavy-handed that even the Sierra Club was like, "Dude, ease up a little." I would have guessed the obsession with message politics was the reason he faded.
And then he got fat. I saw one of his newer ones on a B-movie channel recently, and they have to keep the camera reeeal close so you don't see how fat and slow he is. Even for a B-movie, it was bad.
for awhile there he and jean-claude van damme put out one action film after the other, then they both disappeared. van damme came out as bipoloar but i wonder if there's more to his story.
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ReplyDeleteDidn’t he fancy himself as some kind of sheriff or something? Maybe a reality tv show? I’ve always disliked him, but I’m far from a 13-year old girl, so at least I’m safe.
ReplyDeleteWasn’t he connected with Qaddafi and Putin in another blind recently?
JCVD has been trying to come back. Definitely seems remorseful for his drunken/drug and naughty behavior. Check out the movie JCVD, came out a few years back and pretty interesting movie, as well as his new Amazon prime pilot. Not sure if it got picked up but not a bad waste of half an hour.
ReplyDeleteSeagal, oy what a piece of excrement. The rumors were there even in the early 90s of what a major league asshole he was. Agree on the first few movies with the peak being Under Seige, then the stupid environmental Native American mysticism shaman act came on, ugh. And meanwhile he’s raping and beating tweens n teens, whoops “allegedly”, pals with Ghadafi, and now Putin’s pet. I’m betting Executive Decision or (the Glimmer Man) was the movie because I recall that being fairly big budget/big marketing and after that, nothing but D list dogshit mostly straight to video, including those movies with DMX and JaRule in the early 00’s. Looking at his filmography, I don’t even recognize a single film of the dozens that come after Exit Wounds and Half Past Dead (except for Machete), and even those I only (barely) recall because of the marketing.
Segal's another who resembles his own portrait in the attic. Every act of degradation is written across his bloated carcass and grotesque fizzgog. I find it very fitting how so many of these men who are the ultimate preening narcissistic end up so physically hideous that they probably have to get drunk to be able stand to look at themselves in a mirror.
ReplyDeleteSandybrook - hes married to some Mongolian woman right now. I know he has Serbian citizenship as well as Russian. Not sure where he lives though. Types like him move about a lot as they piss of everyone around them in short order.
I’ve known he’s a nonce for longer than age of this blind.
ReplyDeleteThere is a reason he is not in the Expendables movies. Thy would kill him on set :-)
ReplyDeleteUgh... age of consent 13???? Why oh why and this dude finds nothing wrong with it. Disgusts me
ReplyDeleteOf all the predators that have come out in the last few weeks, this one is the one at the very front of the list of horrid people who deserves punishment equal to what he gave out.
ReplyDeleteI almost forgot: he frequently plays CIA assets. Wouldn't be surprised if that's not totally an act. It would explain why he still gets more protection than his career deserves, and is able to slip in and out of other countries' law enforcement so easily.
ReplyDeleteSeagal has been hawking the merits of Putin and Russia for a couple of years. Sure, he plays a CIA asset in most of his recent films, but the kind of guy who gets begged to return to service, then discovers his boss is actually trying to kill him because Agent Seagal knows too much about the truth (US lies about Russia), and ultimately kills the boss. Between these scenes, there's an awful lot of speeches about Daesh, and the efforts by Russia to destroy them, but America actually protects them secretly, because they're former allies gone rogue. And, apparently, because of Obama.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, here's what you can expect from a recent Seagal movie:
- lots of close ups
- lots of green screen
- "fight scenes" (if moving hands in front of your head is considered a fight scene) that are sped up to look more impressive
- When Seagal walks and is fully shown, the shot is conceived, so he can spend time behind a pillar or a flower pot, or a computer screen, that will hide his paunch. If the movie was a video game, your Seagal character would spend his time trying to find coverage every five or ten seconds when he has to move in a particular direction.
- lots of hair color, and a toupee. If you look at pictures from Seagal 20 years ago, he was already balding. Suddenly, a few months later, he had a full crop of hair.
- dubbing of some scenes by another voice actor, with a much lower and manly voice, because Seagal won't bother re-rerecording his lines and he assumes that he speaks with a deep voice.
If you don't believe me, just watch "Contract to Kill", and you'll have full confirmation for nearly every point
They killed him off pretty early in Executive Decision
ReplyDeleteWas really Kurt Russell’s movie
The audience applauded when SS died in Executive Decision. Funny as hell.
ReplyDeletejudo gene lebell choked seagal out and he ended up crapping his pants: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuqpR7BK3M0
ReplyDelete@Me Again: I saw Executive Decision in the theater and the exact same thing happened. When SS fell out of the plane the place erupted in cheers! Hysterical.
ReplyDeleteHim getting fat doesn’t bother me as much but that nasty greasy colored ponytail is killing me
ReplyDeleteFuck this guy! Hang him high! He belongs in prison. Pedo human trafficker. KARMA you POS!!
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