March 14, 2007
So, back to last night and the dinner and drinking and gossiping. Did I mention the drinking? During dinner, AP got a text message talking about a party that was going on at the same time we were eating. She read it aloud and wrote back. Several more text messages revealed this.
This party caused a headache today for one person already and does not need to be rehashed. It may cause a few more. It seems that no big celebrities really wanted to attend this appearance, and so the companies involved ordered up some really no name female "talent". This talent consists of women who shuffle between the front of the camera and the crew as well as women who usually model or just appear in a very brief scene showing nothing at all. They came out in droves and swarmed over the few B list male attendees.
This married B list television and film actor was seen with two girls in one of the bathrooms trading kisses and gropes while finding time to do some lines of coke. Another fading and aging married C list film and television actor found two "actresses" of his own and spent time with them on a couch in the corner and then left with one on each arm. Meanwhile, a C list television and film actress known more for her body was in another area showing off her new breasts to a group of enraptured men and two women (not together). She gave each of them a lap dance while the others cheered and whistled. Tips were offered and accepted.
B lister - Taye Diggs
C lister - Christopher McDonald
two "actresses" - Stormy Daniels and Mary Christina Brown
C list actress - Bai Ling
So, back to last night and the dinner and drinking and gossiping. Did I mention the drinking? During dinner, AP got a text message talking about a party that was going on at the same time we were eating. She read it aloud and wrote back. Several more text messages revealed this.
This party caused a headache today for one person already and does not need to be rehashed. It may cause a few more. It seems that no big celebrities really wanted to attend this appearance, and so the companies involved ordered up some really no name female "talent". This talent consists of women who shuffle between the front of the camera and the crew as well as women who usually model or just appear in a very brief scene showing nothing at all. They came out in droves and swarmed over the few B list male attendees.
This married B list television and film actor was seen with two girls in one of the bathrooms trading kisses and gropes while finding time to do some lines of coke. Another fading and aging married C list film and television actor found two "actresses" of his own and spent time with them on a couch in the corner and then left with one on each arm. Meanwhile, a C list television and film actress known more for her body was in another area showing off her new breasts to a group of enraptured men and two women (not together). She gave each of them a lap dance while the others cheered and whistled. Tips were offered and accepted.
B lister - Taye Diggs
C lister - Christopher McDonald
two "actresses" - Stormy Daniels and Mary Christina Brown
C list actress - Bai Ling
I can't read Bai Ling's name without being reminded of the second suckiest episode of LOST.
ReplyDeleteEnty I thought Bai Ling (hi Bai, btw if you still read here) was one of your bff's?
ReplyDeleteStormy Daniels is still around? And the other one is no prize either. These guys had to be really horny and desperate.
Stormy Daniels, in person, looked 70 five years ago. I don't know how anyone could jack off to all that lame Wicked porn she did.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a dismal evening.
ReplyDeleteI can't read Bai Ling's name and not be reminded of one of my favorite movies, The Crow
ReplyDeleteI wonder what the horrible party was in honor of
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