November 3, 2017
Apparently the superhero with the very very messy sex life/love life has added to his issues. He has drama going on at home with some people living with him. He has been in touch with his actress ex who texted him photos of herself in bed. Oh, the bed was in the trailer of her co-star. This made our superhero jealous and he flew out to see the ex.
Chris Evans/Jenny Slate
Apparently the superhero with the very very messy sex life/love life has added to his issues. He has drama going on at home with some people living with him. He has been in touch with his actress ex who texted him photos of herself in bed. Oh, the bed was in the trailer of her co-star. This made our superhero jealous and he flew out to see the ex.
Chris Evans/Jenny Slate
"How sweet it is to be manipulated by you...."
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So, uh, how can one get to be a costar of Tom Hardy? Cause...if he'll do Jenny Slate, he'll do me.
ReplyDeleteLOL.
For the co-star, my guess is Riz Ahmed. From the looks of it, Tom Hardy spends all his free time with his stunt double.
ReplyDelete@Bodie Hopefully, because one hopes Tom wouldn't sink that low.
ReplyDeleteOk I'm in the minority here but...she can have Tom but noooooo not Riz!! Loved him in the night of
ReplyDeleteBut at least Riz is single. Although that means nothing to her as she cheated on her husband with Chris last year. I want to know about the very very messy sex/love life. Any ideas?
ReplyDeleteEnty, tell us more about his messy sex life and his trouble back home.
ReplyDeleteSomething more interesting than his lame ex, please.
jenny slate is funny but kinda homely? she must be awesome in the sack.
ReplyDeleteFugly chicks like Jenny know they gotta go above and beyond, just like plumpers, so they tend to be pretty great lays.
ReplyDeleteAnd fugly men write about women being great lays because they are home alone
DeleteHats of to Jenny Slate for baggin a babe like Chris Evans.
ReplyDeleteScarjo must be pissed
ReplyDeleteJust checked out this broad on google. If Capt. America losin his shit over her, she must got that magic snatch. They are amazing when ya stumble into em, but they more than one out there.
ReplyDelete'The Beak'
ReplyDeleteSweet, I was right about this!
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