April 2, 2014
This up and coming no name actor recently learned a quick way to get ahead in Hollywood. Our up and coming actor was at a seminar for acting which was produced by this A list mostly movie actor who is closeted and an Academy Award winner/nominee. Our actor caught up with the up and comer after the seminar and invited him to coffee. This turned into a play where the A lister made sure to keep his hand firmly planted on the thigh and leg of our up and comer. After the play the A lister told the newbie that a role in a movie could be had if he slept with the A lister. This A lister could probably deliver but our newbie declined.
Kevin Spacey
This up and coming no name actor recently learned a quick way to get ahead in Hollywood. Our up and coming actor was at a seminar for acting which was produced by this A list mostly movie actor who is closeted and an Academy Award winner/nominee. Our actor caught up with the up and comer after the seminar and invited him to coffee. This turned into a play where the A lister made sure to keep his hand firmly planted on the thigh and leg of our up and comer. After the play the A lister told the newbie that a role in a movie could be had if he slept with the A lister. This A lister could probably deliver but our newbie declined.
Kevin Spacey
Silver lining? "At least the up and comer didn't get cornered alone in a bedroom, picked up and dropped on a bed and mounted like a 14 year old."
ReplyDeletewonder if spacey bonked ansel egort in baby driver. he might be too old for spacey, but he is twinky (and closeted)
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