This foreign born old permanent A list singer from a permanent A list band has been apparently going condom free with his new hookup partner and wants to have his seemingly 34th child with as many different baby mothers.
Ew. He was in the DM today with his 22 year old lover and I actually shuddered harder than when I saw As Good As It Gets. I thought Nothing could top seeing Jack Nicholson's creepy crepey hand go round Helen Hunt's head, but it seems new lows Can be hit.
It isn't Roger Daltrey, the Who? He actually has Mick beat in the Baby Batter Bake Off Contest...8 to 6, although only five of Mr. D's are groupie babies/illegitimate. He started at 16. But he is so grandfatherly now I find it hard to visualize....but I kind of like the idea.
Mr. D had four kids show up after he married his current wife...that was the deal, it was an "open" marriage and there was absolutely no reason for them to be there if he was using a rubber...this was like 1970s and 1980s...one them showed up on his 50th birthday, so 1994?
It is probably Mick though. He is in the news with young girls.
Kick
ReplyDelete*Mick duh
DeleteJagger and his “novels”
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“Moves”
DeleteWhat does he care? He's 74 years old and has a limited time left to spend all that money. They can just divide it among a few more kids.
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ReplyDeleteAs if the kids are gonna see that much money from a legendary tight arsed, penny pinching legend like jagger.
ReplyDeleteEw. He was in the DM today with his 22 year old lover and I actually shuddered harder than when I saw As Good As It Gets. I thought Nothing could top seeing Jack Nicholson's creepy crepey hand go round Helen Hunt's head, but it seems new lows Can be hit.
ReplyDeleteMick. Just snip it already, dude. It isn't fair to any kid you might have now that they will probably lose you by the time he or she is 15.
ReplyDeleteIf Jagger shouldn't it be permanent A+ singer and band??
ReplyDeleteDonny Osmond. (Go away little girl)
ReplyDeleteMick Jggsr and gross gross gross.
ReplyDeleteTypo and it stays, because my ipad knows Mick best. :-D
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ReplyDeleteIt isn't Roger Daltrey, the Who? He actually has Mick beat in the Baby Batter Bake Off Contest...8 to 6, although only five of Mr. D's are groupie babies/illegitimate. He started at 16. But he is so grandfatherly now I find it hard to visualize....but I kind of like the idea.
ReplyDeleteMr. D had four kids show up after he married his current wife...that was the deal, it was an "open" marriage and there was absolutely no reason for them to be there if he was using a rubber...this was like 1970s and 1980s...one them showed up on his 50th birthday, so 1994?
It is probably Mick though. He is in the news with young girls.
Also D is touring without Townsend right now...who knows his wife...
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