This deep in the closet PR person who wants to be as famous as his clients so sneaks on reality shows whenever possible trash talked the woman who pretends to be his girlfriend. At a party over the weekend someone asked where she was and he said she better be at home or the gym toning up so she will stop embarrassing him when they go out.
Jonathan Cheban?
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ReplyDeleteWow. Sounds just like my ex. He’s in the closet too.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine any human being who can see and hear thinking Jonathan Cheban is a straight man.
ReplyDeleteThat poor woman.
ReplyDeleteCan't be Jonathan! Nobody believes he's straight.
ReplyDeleteHe's the gold flake eating fussy boy who shits priceless turds.
ReplyDeleteIf he wants talk embarrassing get a load of him dressed up as sonny bono.
That's one of the more embarrassing costumes I've seen this year.
https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/kim-kardashian-jonathan-cheban-as-sonny-and-cher-halloween/
Double yuck on both of these "celebrities".
Cheban is a zit on the face of humanity.
ReplyDeleteAre we ever going to get the answer to the blind about the hermaphrodite who had a miscarriage who was assumed to be Cheban? because that's juicy.
ReplyDeleteLoL, WTF?! Sounds like I missed a good one!
DeleteNot Cheban, it's Simon Huck.
ReplyDeleteHermaphrodites are sterile. They can't miscarry because they can't get pregnant. So that story is BS.
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ReplyDeleteagreed, impossible due to their chromosomal lineup (wouldnt make an actually pregnancy possible)
Actually hermaphrodites don't exist, but intersex people do
ReplyDeleteClearly Cheban. He is the only male publicist that we know the name of......
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