Fergie leaving her hotel in Paris.
Jessica Simpson hired herself as the model for her clothing line.
Demi Lovato still in London.
Alana Stewart and Melanie Griffith hit up nursing homes yesterday looking for husbands.
Mila Kunis running errands yesterday.
Nelly Furtado hanging out in Monaco.
Pamela Anderson trying to pull her dress down in Paris.
Haven't seen Nelly F. in a minute. Is she pregnant?
ReplyDeleteLMAO Wellllll since they are too old to be yacht girls, AH and MG need some way to land a Sugardaddy, lol .
Pammie seems to be taking Hugh Hefner's death hard.
ReplyDeleteSometimes when you see Jessica photoshopped like this you remember she was gorgeous once upon a time.
My wife calls the dress Pam is wearing a "Muff Cover!"
ReplyDeleteI can only imagine what she means.
But, i still think it's funny!
nellie's not pregnant, just hasn't been coke-skinny for 10 years, but she looks gorgeous. i sort of resent the nursing homes joke, as a woman of a certain age myself. sadly, misogyny comes out sneakily and unapologetically when age and weight are the punchlines. just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteMmmm Jessica!
ReplyDeleteCall me, we'll go watch Bladerunner 2049 and I'll buy you bon bons to feast on!
I like the return to the old site format. Nostalgia!
ReplyDeleteJessica's pose looks vewwy, vewwy awkward.
ReplyDeleteI've been meaning to post that somehow Fergie has been looking great lately. I don't get it - isn't she supposed to be a drug addict? At her age you can't hide the effects drugs have on the face so why does she look so good all of a sudden?
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