This permanent A list singer is out on the road trying to make a tour work but dancers have been quitting and others have been selling stories about her. There has also been multiple arrests of members of the crew. The whole thing is just a mess.
Of course her dancers are quitting, you know how much that girl weighs?!? They should get hazard pay for carrying her around the stage! Jabba the hut didn't need help scooting around, she can move at least make some tiny effort.
Madge?
ReplyDeleteNope - just checked and she's not currently on the road.
ReplyDeleteSecond guess - Mariah.
Of course its mariah, or maybe one of her chi- chis has gone rogue, lol
ReplyDeletelol, love it.
ReplyDeleteSelling stories? has her management not heard of NDA's?
ReplyDeleteMariah for the win.
ReplyDeleteJanet Jackson.
ReplyDeleteOf course her dancers are quitting, you know how much that girl weighs?!?
ReplyDeleteThey should get hazard pay for carrying her around the stage!
Jabba the hut didn't need help scooting around, she can move at least make some tiny effort.