Blind Items Revealed #4
February 27, 2017
Academy Awards
This foreign born, permanent A list singer was happy to share with everyone yesterday that he was high AF on mushrooms. He was overheard at one point asking why the red carpet was now colored diamonds.
Sting
Yassss Sting!! Keep on keeping on with your bad self!
ReplyDeleteSting-a-ling-a-Ding-Dong.
ReplyDeletei'm sorry but public intoxication at this level is just embarrassing when you're over a certain age.
ReplyDeleteAge of zero, indeed.
ReplyDeleteHe's 65. Not a good look or cool.
ReplyDeleteWrong, good and cool. Try it lone star
ReplyDeleteTouche' brit. You got me with that witty retort.
ReplyDeleteI once slept with Sting. If I had to grade his lovemaking abilities, I'd give him a bee.
ReplyDeleteWhat's "AF"?
ReplyDelete'as fuck'
ReplyDeleteKeep clutching your choker, freshman
ReplyDeleteI lobe him more now!
ReplyDeleteHe lobes you too
DeleteOr so I ear
Buzz off, honey.
ReplyDelete