Four For Friday - Quite The Movie

A friend of mine was a child actress back in the day on a hit sitcom. Now she makes much more money starring in a long running network cartoon. Anyway, she told me about a movie she filmed about a decade ago. She had a really small role. Despite the small role though, she said it was a jaw dropping movie for what happened behind the scenes and she blames it on one actress. I always think it takes two to tango, and told her this, but she said it felt like it was the mission of the actress to cause as much havoc as possible. The actress would openly use coke and dare anyone to say anything to her. She would drink incessantly and often walked around the set topless while pretending to look for a wardrobe person.

Our actress, who all of you know (#1) and who may have really started her point of no return at this juncture set her eyes on this former model turned actor (#2) who for much of the past few years dated a former A lister superhero sidekick (#3). Back then, he was not so known. #1 and #2 started having sex at every opportunity. That didn't mean of course that was it or this really wouldn't be blind item worthy.

Our actress also set her sights on this B list dual threat actor #4) who has been acting for a long time. His name gets confused with many other similar sounding actor names. Anyway, it feels like he does a lot of straight to On Demand stuff now but did have a nice two season turn on that still running hit pay cable show not that long ago. Our actor was technically married during filming of the movie. He and his actress wife (#5) were still trying to work things out. That lasted about ten seconds into a set visit from the wife when she surprised her husband and caught him having sex with #1. Now, the teller of our story does not know for sure but the buzz from some crew that were near the trailer was that #1 was yelling at #4 to spank her harder so loudly that it could clearly be heard outside. Oh, and into the trailer of #2.

After that episode, things quieted down on set. #1 had a few days off and was getting into her own special kind of trouble off the set. When she came back on the set, she started hitting on this foreign born A-/B+ list dual threat actor (#6) who gets this high simply by the sheer volume of his credits. At the time he was in the middle of his huge horror franchise and our actress wanted a role in the next installment. Again, she didn't seem to care if the guy was married and the guy didn't seem to care either because they started having sex. Apparently #1 called the wife of #6 at some point but was so wasted and drunk that the wife had no idea what she was saying. That I guess, was scare enough for #6 and he never spoke to #1 again.

The producers had caught on to this whole behind the scenes thing going on and changed the shooting order just to get rid of #1 as quickly as possible and have her wrapped and off the set.