Thursday, July 06, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #2

June 30, 2017

This A list reality star continues to annoy. Her team is trying to sell to tabloids her idea for a book of the month club like Oprah’s back in the day. The thing is though, our reality star barely even reads magazines.

Khloe Kardashian

Posted by ent lawyer at 2:00 AM

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13 comments:

  1. sandybrook2:05 AM

    Can she read Dick and Jane?

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  2. Barbara RiceHand2:50 AM

    She needs to just worry about big bottomed jeans and forming her mouth to fit dicks in it. Haha. Jk..

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  3. Do Tell3:02 AM

    NOBODY with a functioning brain associates, or will ever associate, Kardashians with books or literacy.

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  4. Kate3:05 AM

    Like ... will it be ... like.... hooked on phonics (read in utter derision, with the most minute level of enthusiasm. Face in a scowl)

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  5. Phyllis Whitweed3:24 AM

    The book will be Us Weekly. No one will have finished it.

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  6. Lee Hart3:27 AM

    I honestly feel like these imbeciles would instagram their bathroom habits, if they could make a buck or two. How in God's name is this family still relevant?!?

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  7. Harlow3:56 AM

    Betting she couldn't even stick with bad chick lit like 50 shades. They're trying to make her to sarcastic smart one, but a smart katrashian is still a moron in the rest of the country. Kris raised them all to be trophy wives.

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  8. Raven4:55 AM

    her style is more like dick and ass, or ... well you know where this goes.

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  9. Bodacious Ta-tas7:04 AM

    I don't think she ever reads. I'm guessing that she also thinks it looks "classy" to spell her name with an accent aigu.

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  10. Jesus Juggs8:25 AM

    I would totally be a member of her coloring book of the month club.

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  11. Jennifer Low-Rents8:39 AM

    I fucking hate that family so much.

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  12. Fairylights8:49 AM

    Because E! at some time decided they were camera worthy.

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  13. zerooptions10:02 AM

    Let's pretend she's actually heard of
    "Notes towards the definition of culture" by T.S. Eliot.
    This would be the pictures only edition for illiterates...

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