July 5, 2017
At a drunken get together this weekend, this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort who has a minor in theft told everyone at the party that she has slept with this A+++ list celebrity. He was married and she was living in his city for a few months as she figured out what to do with her life. Right before she left the country for what seems like good.
Lindsay Lohan/Donald Trump
Doesn't she already owe people some money as to why she can't come back to the states. Also stole from some bad guys that threatened to harm her. She needs to keep her mouth shut and lay low.
ReplyDelete🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
ReplyDeleteImagine the orange spray tan left on the bed sheets.
ReplyDeleteHahaha...I'm imagining the heavy freckle to freckle action.
DeleteLindsay hates herself, so this is no surprise. Only a complete asshole would support Trump. He is against women, the LGBT community, people of color, the working poor and middle class, people with disabilities and this list goes on. Who exactly is he helping in this world besides himself?
ReplyDeleteTrump's worst lay of his life...
ReplyDeleteDaddy Issues, much?
ReplyDeleteYou left out fat people and ugly people.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Linds, of course you did... Of course you did. Trump can afford WAY better than your crusty, prematurely-aged ass.
ReplyDeleteAs the shithead himself said when asked he likes screwing deeply troubled women because they are the best in bed. (And probably because no normal thinking woman would ever let this POS touch her)
ReplyDeleteHe wouldn't sleep with her. She may have bragged about it but he goes after models and she's def not his type
ReplyDeleteHe's famously a germaphobe. No way in hell he'd even shake hands with that walking STD.
ReplyDeleteHe would just to be able to say he did. Wondering how much he paid or what he gave her though.
ReplyDeleteLike Hillary? And the denizens if attractive welfare recipients?
ReplyDeleteGross.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure he needed to bed a skank, even a one-time famous one. They deserve each other, but I don't believe it.
ReplyDeleteShould have videotaped it Linds. You would never have to work again....
ReplyDeleteYou're an idiot. LMAO
ReplyDeleteCan't imagine it was much better for her...
ReplyDeleteI know. She's gross.
ReplyDeleteNot surprised.
ReplyDelete+ To many to count...
ReplyDeleteLies. He would never stoop to that level. Even if he does cheat it is with CLEAN women NOT someone like L.L as if her big trap wouldn't be enough to keep him away? This trick is a delusional compulsive liar.
ReplyDeleteDont let actual facts get in the way of liberal reaching
ReplyDeleteThey need no help embarrassing themselves
You make it sound like the version of "Lost in Translation" Sofia Coppola didn't make...
ReplyDeleteThat would be funny if it made sense or was relevant to anything....kinda like your life
ReplyDeleteI'm sure she's had worse, judging by her weekly bruise collection.
ReplyDeleteI just vomited.
ReplyDeleteShe's too old for him. He prefers adolescents.
ReplyDeleteI think you're mixed up. It's Hillary that loves pedophilles.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Trump was on Howard Stern and had this to say about Lohan:
ReplyDelete"She's probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they're always the best in bed?"
So classy.
That is disgusting. Just when you think she's hit the absolute bottom she finds a new low.
ReplyDeleteWonder if she enjoyed trying to locate his micro peen under his huge stomach to give him a sloppy blow job. Great thing to brag about you gutter w hore.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he let her blow him. No disease transfer.
ReplyDeleteThis woman is absolutely vile. NO self respect whatsoever. What a thing to brag about. TOTAL PIG.
ReplyDeleteHe would, she just blew him. He's a pig just like her.
ReplyDeletePeople seem to forget that before Lindsay turned into her mother she was a huge deal. Donald would have definitely hit it in her prime.
ReplyDeleteWell the laying part she's doing and she is about as low as you can get so it seems she might be complying.
ReplyDeleteAnd she's bragging about this!
ReplyDelete100% true.
ReplyDeleteWhat girl wouldn't. Not only is he the president but he's a stud.
ReplyDeleteIn whose universe? Certainly hot outs.
ReplyDeleteWait - what? LOLOL - "Certainly NOT OURS." (Thaaaaaanks, autocorrect.)
ReplyDeleteshe is a liar, looking at Trumps women, NONE of them look like crack h0es.
ReplyDelete"Who has a minor in theft." Bwahahaha!!!!:)))))
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling that, like Weinerstein, Trump has to inject his todger before any hanky panky (or manky skanky if it's Lohan)
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