Blind Items Revealed #2
June 26, 2017
If you have been reading for the past couple of years, you know this foreign born permanent A list model/mogul/reality host/Halloween lover has been cheated on by her kind of a celebrity boyfriend. Just because someone tells Kneepads they are innocent doesn’t make it so.
Heidi Klum/Vito Schnabel
Okay.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't going to but since it's a pleasant Sunday morning in Las Vegas, I have to ask one question.
Why is Heidi constantly being cheated on?
Is she that lousy of a lover?
Okay, two questions.
(PS: Not trying to be mean, just curious.)
I'm beginning to think some people aren't being cheated on but engage in polyamory.
ReplyDeleteYou know come to think of it, many beautiful women get cheated on...maybe she's difficult and demanding? Janine Garafalo made a comment that she slept with a lot of men, but the guys wanted Arm Candy so they all dates (publically) these uber beauties, but rather have a relationship (and sex) with 'normal looking' and intelligent women.
ReplyDeleteWe could probably all agree that Schnabel is the male equivalent of Hunnan's Play-dough faced partner.
ReplyDeleteChris Rock's astute observation that men are as faithful as their options helps explain: Women see that goblin with Klum and understand that he must be very wealthy or hung like Bigfoot. Either way, the hideousness and puffy adolescent body are overlooked and his "options" multiply.
And, I'm not trying to be mean either, but... her voice. -- Not to say that a person should be cheated because of the grating, cat scattering characteristics of their voice, but, have you heard her speak?
I just looked him up and omg hideous.
ReplyDeleteI once heard someone say that for every 10 there is a guy out there tired of banging her.
ReplyDeletethe lure of strange and the chase.
ReplyDeleteHeidi is probably getting cheated on primarily because she gets involved with men who are assholes.
ReplyDeleteHis dad is a shovinist and so is he, the thing is his dad has talent and and has earned where he is. Vito hasn't, Heidi just needs to move on.
ReplyDeleteshe thinks being with a young guy makes ppl forget she is old.
ReplyDeleteno heidi, it just makes you look desperate.
or just tight young pussy? it could b that simple lol
ReplyDeleteI think you're all overthinking the issue. Men are simple creatures really. They want someone new. Not better or worse looking not thinner or fatter not younger or older just NEW. then they get tired and move onto another. Vito cheats because he can and because he knows he'll get away with it. He did it before and she clung to him so what is he risking really
ReplyDeleteI know there are faithful decent men, I've met a few. But in general I think of men as overactive poodles with similar attention span
I think it's likely that her professional success is due to her good genes and luck and she knows it. She's probably too subservient and not demanding enough of her toad to keep him interested. women get walked all over when they act like door mats.
ReplyDeleteJust read all the comments. It's all Hormones, folks.
ReplyDeleteHormones. First, middle, last. Wait until you reach 60+. Your hormone demands recede, and you can finally find the love of your life. There's still sex, baby, but the hormones don't rule. Better things rule. Better baby! Yeah, way better.
Yes!!!!! Mpf.....you nailed it. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDelete*chauvinist, but yeah.
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