Sunday, July 02, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #1

June 26, 2017

This A list Academy Award mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is tired of people talking about his weight so his PR people called in a bunch of favors and passed around some money and now magazines are gushing that he is super sexy.

Jonah Hill

Posted by ent lawyer at 1:00 AM

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18 comments:

  1. Allison1:04 AM

    ***PUKE***

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  2. meagain1:17 AM

    No, no he isn't.

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  3. Paige1:57 AM

    Actually said "nope" out loud as I read this reveal.

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  4. david2:19 AM

    I thumbed up all 3 posts so far.

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  5. Sadie2:30 AM

    Oh God. Even if Hill had the body of Chris Hemsworth, he still wouldn't be sexy.

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  6. sandybrook3:20 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

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  7. HiHat3:39 AM

    Jonah Hill super sexy??? There's only so much even tons of money can do...

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  8. hakunafrittata4:01 AM

    I'll tell the world the truth for free.

    Jonah Hill, you aren't sexy. You will never carry a movie on your own, people like you better fat.

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  9. Frank4:46 AM

    Ugly & obnoxious Jonah Hill Feldstein

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  10. Salaam4:51 AM

    Well at least this explains the idiotic Daily Beast article earlier this week about how suddenly Hill is considered sexy. It figures Tina Brown would sell her soul to the right PR people.

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  11. Salaam4:56 AM

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/is-jonah-hill-hot-an-investigation

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  12. andi5:43 AM

    hahaha, Jonah will never be remotely sexy. He's another rich kid who bought his way in.

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  13. police dog6:57 AM

    jonah hill and the word 'sexy' dont go together...ever...

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  14. sean7:41 AM

    So why is Hill a-list now? He has always been B+ around here before. Despite my arguments otherwise.

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  15. persiaa12:49 PM

    He always looks whiny to me.

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  16. fritanga1:01 PM

    Yep. Fat or thin, Hill is a zero. Like Seth Rogen, Aziz Ansari, Paul Rudd, etc I have no idea why he has a career.

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  17. Hot Cola2:06 PM

    Um.. HELL NO

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  18. Wildguess3:27 PM

    Never.

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