Much like Paris Hilton back in the day, this A- list model with the hard to spell and pronounce name was trolling for business at an event this weekend here in LA. The event was the kind Paris thrived on for years.
This Emily person was at a Man U 'team party' in Hollywood last night. That seems about right for the Paris Hilton comparison. Hilton loved her some athletes and the people in that orbit.
She really goes for the blow up doll with the circle mouth and big lips and her butt and chest stuck out in EVERY picture so the fellas know what to do. Blow Up Emily.
Angelina has that same problem. She can't get any work because she's too good looking! Emily just doesn't have any talent. She's a human blow up doll and sometimes low rent model
+1 on Ratajkowski. I got nothing against Polish names, but why not anagram the heck out of that to make it memorable. Arakis, Roswki, Sikkara, Starski, Sworski, Rawski, and my favorite,Starski.
Oh look, America hating. How new and different! I suppose you have to be really smart to allow dangerous and hostile invader into your countries, right? Only high IQ countries believe that 30 year old men are child refugees! The smart people allow anyone and everyone into their countries, unlike the evil and stupid Americans! The sad part is you appear to be incapable of seeing reality. Another sign of high intelligence, right? This time we won't save you from yourself, better run on down to the mosque and start practicing your new religion! Enjoy!
Oh relax, this has nothing to do with intelligence Mr. President. I meant that in terms of Hollywood marketability and not because Americans can't say the name, which by the way, no one can in any other part of the world unless it's Poland. When your moniker is "the model whose name cannot be said" or "the talentless model who complains she can't get hired because of her boobs." If Emily takes herself more seriously instead of showing her tits all the time, maybe people will make the effort.
Emily rajitkowski - you know, however its spelled
ReplyDeleteEmily Routzouzkerstizzaweki
ReplyDeleteUnsure of the event.
ReplyDeleteThis Emily person was at a Man U 'team party' in Hollywood last night. That seems about right for the Paris Hilton comparison. Hilton loved her some athletes and the people in that orbit.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if her instagram "boyfriend" is really her pimp/security guard.
ReplyDeleteThere is a post on DM. Its some sporting event of some sort i think.
ReplyDeleteI believe the correct spelling is ride-a-jetski
ReplyDeleteNo. Ratchettawski. Lol
ReplyDeleteShe really goes for the blow up doll with the circle mouth and big lips and her butt and chest stuck out in EVERY picture so the fellas know what to do. Blow Up Emily.
ReplyDeleteShe always looks so skanky.
ReplyDeleteWell what else can she do?? A few weeks ago she was complaining that she is too good looking to get acting work in Hollywood. Poor thing....
ReplyDeleteAngelina has that same problem. She can't get any work because she's too good looking! Emily just doesn't have any talent. She's a human blow up doll and sometimes low rent model
ReplyDelete+1 on Ratajkowski. I got nothing against Polish names, but why not anagram the heck out of that to make it memorable. Arakis, Roswki, Sikkara, Starski, Sworski, Rawski, and my favorite,Starski.
ReplyDeleteYep, why not butcher or completely change your family name so Americans with their sub-80 I.Qs can pronounce and spell it.
ReplyDeleteOh look, America hating. How new and different! I suppose you have to be really smart to allow dangerous and hostile invader into your countries, right? Only high IQ countries believe that 30 year old men are child refugees! The smart people allow anyone and everyone into their countries, unlike the evil and stupid Americans! The sad part is you appear to be incapable of seeing reality. Another sign of high intelligence, right? This time we won't save you from yourself, better run on down to the mosque and start practicing your new religion! Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteOh relax, this has nothing to do with intelligence Mr. President. I meant that in terms of Hollywood marketability and not because Americans can't say the name, which by the way, no one can in any other part of the world unless it's Poland. When your moniker is "the model whose name cannot be said" or "the talentless model who complains she can't get hired because of her boobs." If Emily takes herself more seriously instead of showing her tits all the time, maybe people will make the effort.
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