Seriously now: Every man has a penis. There are approximately 3.75 billion human penises in the world. That's a lot, isn't it? I'm sure yours is super-duper, ultra-keen, strikingly unique, & just way better than all those others, but really - if someone wants to see your specific penis....they'll ask. https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder503/62445503.jpg
Alexi Lalas?
ReplyDeleteEric Wynalda? Landon Donovan? Cobi Jones? The list might not be that long, but the question is pretty broad.
ReplyDeleteYeh there's a lot I just chose Lalas because he had the freaky hairdos.
ReplyDeleteIt's soccer, who cares??
ReplyDeleteHis masturbation session? Is it scheduled or what? Americans are odd.
ReplyDeleteIt's Landon Donovan. I've seen the video. It's not hard to find.
ReplyDeleteSeriously now: Every man has a penis. There are approximately 3.75 billion human penises in the world. That's a lot, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure yours is super-duper, ultra-keen, strikingly unique, & just way better than all those others, but really - if someone wants to see your specific penis....they'll ask.
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Abby Wambach?
ReplyDelete'USA' and 'soccer star' is an oxymoron. There is no such thing.
ReplyDeleteDavid Beckhem played for LA Galaxy
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