Blind Item #10
This now deceased A+ list comic/A list tv actor/B+ list movie actor hated when a woman said she needed lube to have sex. He would go on a long rant and then said fine and would pull out this huge container of Crisco and use some of that.
Milton Berle
ReplyDeletePhilHartman?
ReplyDeleteDid John Belushi do TV aside from SNL?
Sounds like him
Robin Williams
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I got is Robin Williams...but he does not fit B+ movie star. He'd be A+ across the board, right?
ReplyDeleteAndy Kaufman?
ReplyDeleteMilton Berle?
ReplyDeleteI don't know if it's him, but I really doubt it's Robin Williams.
When a guy is told by a woman she needs lube, it means she isn't ready yet/you're not turning her on. So just provide some instead of throwing a tantrum. The Crisco should have prompted her to get up, get dressed and walk out the door.
Other guess, Jackie Gleason.
ReplyDelete+1 to the should have promoted her to get up....and walk out the door.
ReplyDeleteBerle had a rep for being well endowed
ReplyDeletePull out a can of Crisco? Yeah, right, Betty.
ReplyDeleteHe sure did. Put hammaconda to shame. Sounds like him. I doubt there,was much lube around in those,days.
ReplyDeleteRichard Pryor?
ReplyDeleteshows little patience for female biology and psychology. but let's be honest ladies - if you're with a man and he doesn't "respond" don't you feel like he's not that attracted to you? we all have egos, bottom line.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Carlin?
ReplyDeleteIf he was using crisco as lube then it is probably Berle or someone from his era.
ReplyDeleteWell, everything is better with Crisco and that's why you carry the lard with you. BTW, Crisco is good lube.
ReplyDeleteI agree with most of what you said but vag dryness doesn't necessarily mean she's not turned on. Hormones, certain meds, etc. can cause dryness & lube is the only solution.
ReplyDeleteBelushi.
ReplyDeleteThe Greasy Strangler
ReplyDeleteI am trying to think A list TV, B list movie and A list comic. I don't think Berle was a film actor? So maybe Bernie Mac? Chris Farley? But of another era how about Redd Foxx?
ReplyDeleteToo weird. So someone never heard of KY Jelly? But prefers to lug around a giant ass can of Crisco? Please! Defies all laws of the universe!
ReplyDeleteExactly Debbie!
ReplyDeleteNo pictures of hammaconda means it doesn't exist. If it was that big and that reputed someone should have something. Besides what's big to someone may not be to someone else.
ReplyDeleteMilton Berle did appear in quite a few films, including "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World," "The Muppet Movie," and "Who's Minding The Mint?"
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