Blind Items Revealed #5
May 30, 2017
If you are blonde and look pretty darn close to this A+ list mostly movie actress with multiple Academy Award wins/nominations, than you have a pretty good shot at hooking up with this A- list mostly television actor with a hit almost television show. He had his heart crushed by the actress so loves dating women who look like her.
Aziz Ansari/Jennifer Lawrence
Breaking news: dude likes pretty blonde girl with personality.
ReplyDeleteI still say she missed out. Seems like a nice dude...& funny!
ReplyDeleteI said before that JLaw "dates" men who gives her a chance at another Oscar win.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Aziz. You're out!
Im not sure why we are still talking about this years later.
ReplyDeleteCreep. Creepy Creep.
ReplyDeleteIf true, how pathetic. Any lookalike who dates him, knowing this, is a fool. And he's a fool to chase an image of the-one-who-got-away. Very shallow.
ReplyDeleteStop being a little bitch and get over it already.
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad he doesn't know that blondes are stupid and redheads are crazy.
ReplyDeleteI get a bit of a 'nice-guy', harping, feeling entitled, friend-zoney kind of vibe from him. Just because you're non-threatening and you worship her doesn't entitle you to Jennifer Lawrence, Aziz. Sick of hearing about it.
ReplyDeleteIs there food at this event?
ReplyDelete*trips on step*
*trips again*