Saturday, May 13, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 1, 2017

Why yes, that was the former network actress from that 90210 type show turned mostly movie actress turned horrible dental patient turned sibling drug provider turned take any project I can get while blaming everyone for all my problems turned reality show laughingstock turned sex tape starrer hitting on rich guys at a bar over he weekend looking for a benefactor.

Mischa Barton

Posted by ent lawyer at 1:00 AM

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10 comments:

  1. sandybrook2:33 AM

    And I think a few days before this she was out in a parking lot blowing someone.

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  2. Unemployable8:05 AM

    Mischa, I got $38.00, half a bag of weed, whats left of a 40oz Budweiser and I know this Russian kid who can get us anything we want. Call me.

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  3. Unemployable8:07 AM

    Wait, on second thought, im not putting my schwantz in that. Dont bother, Mischa. I need this whole 40oz for myself.

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  4. Wellmaybe9:29 AM

    Every time I see her interviewed she is blaming someone else for her problems

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  5. FBI2:57 PM

    We know we're you live.

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  6. Dumblesnore3:42 PM

    Gotta get that dolla!

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  7. Unemployable9:29 PM

    Well I should hope so. How else did I end up on the no-fly list?

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  8. david12:05 AM

    Is she NOT in demand for yachting anymore?
    ...just curious.

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  9. david12:09 AM

    In Nevada, a blow job (legal except in Clark County) will run you $100!
    (I'm told it's a special!)

    Well, that's what I've heard...

    =)

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  10. Sarah8:18 AM

    No. She does not look good. Very used up, she's gained weight, and she has a bad attitude.

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