April 11, 2017
This A+ list mostly movie actor is making the umpteenth installment to one of his franchises. His trailer is bulletproof and bomb proof and he has a ring of dummy trailers surrounding his for further protection.
Tom Cruise/Mission Impossible
I'm going to assume, David Miscavige has got him convinced his life is under threat and Scio is the only way to protect him keeping him under thumb.
ReplyDeleteIs he afraid Suri might find him?
ReplyDeleteOmg....literally lol'ing.....classic
ReplyDeleteHe must know a bomb when he acts in one.
ReplyDeleteNobody cares Tom... Nobody cares.
ReplyDeleteis Tom in mission mode lol. What with all the protection? nobody cares one bit.
ReplyDeleteShort stack is paranoid!! All washed up.. yup
ReplyDeleteThat won't stop a tomahawk missile; or a M.O.A.B.
ReplyDeleteBut if Tom feels better about his security with a ring of trailers, okay.
I'm not paying for them.
Nothing funnier than a paranoid midget....
ReplyDeleteHaha!! This comment made me literally laugh out loud. So much so that my daughter asked 'whatcha Laffin at mom'
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ReplyDeleteYou are most probably correct, and this is just very, very sad.
ReplyDeleteI hear Mattel make all of Tom Thumb's trailers.
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