Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #4

April 11, 2017

This A+ list mostly movie actor is making the umpteenth installment to one of his franchises. His trailer is bulletproof and bomb proof and he has a ring of dummy trailers surrounding his for further protection.

Tom Cruise/Mission Impossible

Posted by ent lawyer at 2:40 AM

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14 comments:

  1. AppleTartin3:32 AM

    I'm going to assume, David Miscavige has got him convinced his life is under threat and Scio is the only way to protect him keeping him under thumb.

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  2. Chicagojvan3:40 AM

    Is he afraid Suri might find him?

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  3. Melissa4:14 AM

    Omg....literally lol'ing.....classic

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  4. meagain4:39 AM

    He must know a bomb when he acts in one.

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  5. Norm5:03 AM

    Nobody cares Tom... Nobody cares.

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  6. dazzle5:18 AM

    is Tom in mission mode lol. What with all the protection? nobody cares one bit.

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  7. Sd auntie5:26 AM

    Short stack is paranoid!! All washed up.. yup

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  8. david5:41 AM

    That won't stop a tomahawk missile; or a M.O.A.B.
    But if Tom feels better about his security with a ring of trailers, okay.
    I'm not paying for them.

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  9. Jennifer7:15 AM

    Nothing funnier than a paranoid midget....

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  10. Kate9:01 AM

    Haha!! This comment made me literally laugh out loud. So much so that my daughter asked 'whatcha Laffin at mom'

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  11. Kate9:02 AM

    👍👍

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  12. AndrewBW11:24 AM

    +2

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  13. Hortensia2:35 PM

    You are most probably correct, and this is just very, very sad.

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  14. Unknown1:39 PM

    I hear Mattel make all of Tom Thumb's trailers.

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