March 1, 2016
It has been a long time since I devoted this much space to this former almost A- list mostly movie actress. In fact, I’m not sure she has ever garnered the big blind spot of the day. Sure, she has been in countless others, but this is big, even for her. A crossroads in her life. The acting went out the window a long time ago. Sure, there is the occasional effort and she will not throw away a part, but no one is in a rush to hire her. No one knows what they will get and she is not willing to lower her quote to show people she can act. To show people she can show up on time and deliver a performance. She is the one hit wonder who keeps getting second chances because she combined the publicity of a famous for being famous person with an acting resume.
For the past couple of years she thought she was moving towards marriage. She was supported for several years with a monthly allowance. The big problem in all of that was despite the fact her boyfriend was married, he is very conservative. Our actress? Not so much. She loves her booze and loves her drugs. He was ok with the booze, but the drugs had to go. What to do? A bunch of minor ailments she would think of to get herself prescription pills. She could live with that. Combined with some booze and she was loving the highs. It took awhile to find the perfect balance but when she did, she was in a groove. This went on for awhile. Everything was moving forward. Then, he found someone else and she tried to win him back and did some things to embarrass him and his family. She started sleeping with his friends. He has to move her aside.
So, fast forward. She was running out of money and one of his friends stepped up and took his place. The thing is, this guy, is a little more aggressive. One of his kinks is rough sex. Rough as in our actress was often left black and blue and unable to go out for several days. Not that he allows her to go out much. He prefers to keep her confined. Very nice confinement, but wants her where he can watch her.
Fast forward a little bit more and our actress meets a young guy. A trust fund baby but from a foreign country. He has seen her on the big screen and can’t believe she is interested in him. Of course she is. He has a ton of money and doesn’t care what she does as long as she is faithful to him. She isn’t of course. She still has the rough sex guy to keep on the string in case the trust fund baby doesn’t work out.
The trust fund baby decides our actress should meet the dad. The man with the wallet. One thing leads to another and our actress ends up sleeping with the father whenever he comes to town while at the same time sleeping with the son and the rough sex guy. Well, not all at once. Not saying she wouldn’t if the price was right, but she hasn’t. Apparently the dad of the trust fund baby is going through some financial issues. Pressured by the government of his country he might lose all of his fortune unless he starts spreading out his fortune to those with hands out. He also might end up dead. Our actress heard about that and went back full-time to the rough sex guy. The thing is, he was a little upset about her unfaithfulness and beat her to an inch of her life.
So, now she is wavering. She wants the younger guy, but then he could lose his fortune and she would be without anyone. The rough sex guy would not take her back and none of his money friends would either. She would be starting from scratch. A long way from when she first came to our attention.
Lindsay Lohan (and she ended up starting from scratch after splitting from the trust fund baby)
ENTERN! Do we have to explain "one hit wonder" to you again? The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday and Mean Girls are 3 for her and the Herbie movie could count as 4, 3>1. The rest fits though
ReplyDeleteThey're throwing us off by not referring to her as "former almost A- mostly movie actress turned escort."
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, The Parent Trap, Mean Girls, and Herbie Fully Loaded(?) all did pretty well, so she wasn't a *one* hit wonder.
ReplyDeleteSorry, didn't scroll before replying.
ReplyDeleteYeah I never would've guessed Lindsay from the "one hit wonder" description that would more be Kate Hudson
ReplyDeleteNo sympathy from me. She made her own bed.
ReplyDeleteI don't feel bad for her! She has many chances and lied, stole and blew them all!!!
ReplyDeleteI kind of do—she was raised by stage parents, she didn't really ask for this lifestyle and make an adult decision to enter into it as an adult... Of course she's going to turn out completely messed up.
ReplyDeleteI just can't believe she hangs with Erdogan, the guy's a nutjob (who quite possibly commissioned his own biopic. LOL).
I feel really, really bad for her. She clearly, clearly has borderline personality disorder and needed proper support, help and Dialectical Behaviour Therapy. Instead, she's had a lifetime of freeloaders, armchair psychologists and the most vicious commentary imaginable. BPD is like living your entire life in survival mode, in constant fight-or-flight. Feeling chronically suicidal and like you're on fire in your own skin. It's really hard to explain to anyone who hasn't actually suffered from it, most of the commentary on BPD seems to be from folks who've been on the other end of their behaviour and therefore is pissed off, hurt and cuts off all compassion and understanding.
ReplyDeleteFully expect Melissa, Jennifer and the rest of that gang to post something predictably nasty about what a pathetic loser she is but all I see is waste and sadness and someone who is not fundamentally a bad person but just really sick for a really long time. A waste of real talent she could never really harness because treatment and care for BPD patients is absolutely woeful and often seriously neglectful, even at the highest level. The reactions it elicits leads to the most counterproductive response.
What a surprise you've no sympathy Jennifer. Or compassion. What a shocker. You're a really horrible person.
ReplyDeleteThanks Dee for shedding light on BPD. It is a hard thing to people to live with and professionals to treat.
ReplyDeleteDont forget Georgia Rules.
ReplyDeleteRight on Dee . I feel the same way.
ReplyDeleteYup. Probably does not understand what BDP is or much else.
ReplyDeleteFinally, someone who fully understands BPD.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Dee, I could never fully articulate what you wrote here. Good job and Much Appreciate.
My daughter has BPD.
And those Internet trolls who would say she need's tough love, don't understand that tough love has never worked!
(I got that from the Psychiatrist who diagnosed my daughter.)
You arm chair psychiatrists really need to give it up. She's a sociopath like her dad (allegedly). Why do you think they kicked her out of Cedars? There was nothing wrong with her other than a total lack of morality.
ReplyDeleteYou're an idiot. I don't give compassion to sociopaths. I guess you feel sympathy for Mafia Bosses and drug dealers too because maybe they had crummy parents? I guess you have some lame diagnosis to explain their complete lack of a conscience? People like you are exactly what sociopaths prey on. Wise up sap.
ReplyDeleteI understand BPD perfectly well. Princess Diana had it. Lindsay Lohan is no princess Diana. Di didn't steal from her friends, drive drunk, take drugs, and get herself arrested or show up to court with "eff you" on her nails. Get a clue dingbat.
ReplyDeleteMaybe some of us,are psychiatrists or work closely with those that are! U sound like the moral police.
ReplyDeleteYou sound crazy. You're always angry or worked up about something of no importance. Maybe you and your cats should get outside in the real world more.
ReplyDeletew/ u: lilo is a manipulative Immortal Roach: all 'compassion/sympathy' ppl will be underground, but she'll still be an A++ con artist/international courtesan...
ReplyDeleteWasting empathy on her makes about as much sense as having empathy for Hitler. Maybe Hitler was BPD so we should just cut him a break!
ReplyDeleteWho is the guy who beats her?
ReplyDeleteAngry, you sound like your in law enforcement and have some really awful rigid, bigoted views. Rigid, moral majority with holier than thou attitude. Go kiss your picture of Kirk Cameron and have a good one.
ReplyDeleteYour comment is the most bigoted thing I have read all day. You have exposed your hatred of cops, Christians and Republicans. In short you hate white people. Racist much?
ReplyDeleteMy ex is a cop and is white.My bff is a cop and white. I am a tree hugging , church going bleeding heart liberal. Nice try
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