Blind Items Revealed #2
January 6, 2016
This foreign born actually straight boy bander is rushing through the steps of a relationship he is not all that into because he knows a custody fight is looming and wants to present himself in the best light possible.
Louis Tomlinson
Straight? Really? More like hiding his past relationship with Harry Styles so that Harry Styles can queerbait and at the same time pretend to be hetero in Rolling Stone to sell his crappy derivative wannabe deep music.
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ReplyDeleteNice one, PR folks.
Semi-straight.
ReplyDeleteEnty you dumb ho. You had a blind like last month about Louis kissing a man at ultra music festival. Is he straight this week?
ReplyDeleteStraight and Louis Tomlinson? Nice joke. Do tell that to the guy he's currently dating and goes around snogging. That guy would definately love to know that the man he's dating is 'actually straight'.
ReplyDeleteHe's as camp as christmas dude, so a planted p.r. blind then. I though the Irish one was the only straight one in that dire boyband.
ReplyDeleteSTRAIGHT?????????????????????
ReplyDeleteI can't tell if they're being sarcastic or not with the whole "actually straight" thing. Louis "i am in fact straight" tomlinson. Anyway, this must have been about Danielle.
ReplyDeleteI think he's bi, but what custody fight. They already settled custody unless she is wanting more money.
ReplyDeleteI believe you mean "in fact", not "actually".
ReplyDeleteAs in, "I am in fact straight."
Guy he's currently dating? Do tell...!
ReplyDeleteWho is he dating and snogging?
ReplyDeletelol! like this definition (& agree)...
ReplyDeleteActually straight.. Haha really funny, everyone knows he's not into women..
ReplyDeleteHis friend Luke Malak. Not Zayn Malik. Luke Malak.
ReplyDeleteHot Friend Luke? How do you know?
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed that he's interested in fighting for his child.
ReplyDeleteAnd to all the morons bitching about how he's supposed to be gay - nobody EVER said he was. You guys just automatically assume that everyone is.
Sorry for being a grammar nazi but "actually straight" should be in quotes.
ReplyDeleteNo, his band mate and him engaged in enough pda to make any normal person think they were an item. They would even give each other hickeys during interviews and professed their love for each other more than once. Yes it could have been a joke, but it seemed more real than their other "relationships" to anyone paying attention.
ReplyDeletewe need to send a note to his husband Harry to lint roll Louis's suit for the court.
ReplyDeleteShe's always going to want more money. Without being married to her, it is difficult to win many custody fights. If he can present himself in a positive enough light, he'll get great custody rights, which can be used to stop her from being a money grubbing ho that makes his life miserable every 18 or so months.
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