April 11, 2017
This B list late night host is infamous at certain gay bars for bringing slurry, toned twentysomethings back to his fancy pants, pre-war NYC apartment later at night. Only he doesn’t take them to his stunning third floor palace peppered with photos of… him and celebrities. The host fools around with the (confused but willing) guys in the basement storage closet he has in the building where he also keeps two bicycles and folding chairs. The recap of those adventures would make a great NYC reality show.
Andy Cohen
I wanted this reveal to be someone else, not the obvious answer.
ReplyDeleteJust a thought: With NYC rents and condo prices so high, maybe that IS his NYC apartment!
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Basement Andy should become his nickname. No talent, no personality, mean, just awful excuse for a human being. The only reason he and his thousands of fellow lowlifes have a career is because they have the HC.
ReplyDeletePossibly Andy's boytoyfriend lives in that apartment with Andy so hooking up in the apartment might be slightly awkward?
ReplyDeleteGross in every way. TRH is an assault on American culture and an international ambassadorial embarrassment. I wish he, Ripa and Anderson would take the Kartrashians and get lost.
ReplyDeleteI used to find him amusing, even appreciated his outspoken jackhole of the day rants, but now he disgusts me. His autobiography shows him to be an inconsiderate jerk. And the trash he sells on TV is a contributing factor to the rise of anti-intellectualism in America. I couldn't care less about the basement activities, though.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't want to end up like the Kinnear's character in As Good as it Gets.
ReplyDeleteSun: Bet you thought it was Jimmy Fallon! So did I! Hope they don't find Randy Andy one day in that basement lair wrapped in a rug and stiff as a brick. Can see The N Y Post front page headlines now!!!
ReplyDeleteDoes he live with a BF that he doesn't want to know that he is cheating? Or are these guys good enough to screw, just not good enough to be in his home?
ReplyDeleteAll these comments made me smile.
ReplyDeleteI thought I was the only one with a special kind of hate for this guy.
Rock on everyone!!!
He is a HUGE part of why this society is now a dumbed down joke and he made a bunch of trashy morons millionaires.
And he also found the grossest, most broke and awful people from NJ to represent it. I am NOT defending NJ as a place, it is a shit hole BUT I AM defending its ABSURD amounts of wealth. And there is no real NJ wealth on that fucking show. So with that said, fuck this guy for portraying Italians from NJ as such awful gutter trash when honestly it is quite opposite.
Even the mobbed up Italians here in NJ have class and respect and pay their fucking bills.
This guy is an epic piece of shit in so many ways.
Jimmy Fallon is gay?
ReplyDeleteGod, I hate that guy. I can't believe he still has job(s) in front of the camera. No talent and just oozes smarm. I guess his relationship is already over. I hope the bf kicked his flat ass to the curb!
ReplyDeleteIf I could say one nice thing about Cohen, at least he didn't create "Keeping up with the Kardashians".
ReplyDeleteJessica, im pretty sure its the latter.
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