This B+ list mostly movie actor/singer spent much of a charity event using the pickup line that quickies and charity events go together while trying to find a woman who agreed with him. He found no takers though.
So beautiful. Such a douchebag. Therefore his beauty is totally fucking worthless. And he's friends with that creepy ass photographer, just ups the douche factor.
He's really not taken very good care of himself. He was so cute when he was Jordan Catalano, now fat balding, greasy skeze that you cross the street to get away from.
Poor Jared, ever since he started using awards to offset erectile dysfunction no one wants to hook up with him.
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He expected to find one? Maybe he left his Over at home.
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ReplyDeleteMaybe it was still dirty from the last time he used it for hookups. Does LA have services for awards cleaning?
ReplyDeleteSo beautiful. Such a douchebag. Therefore his beauty is totally fucking worthless. And he's friends with that creepy ass photographer, just ups the douche factor.
ReplyDeleteHe's really not taken very good care of himself. He was so cute when he was Jordan Catalano, now fat balding, greasy skeze that you cross the street to get away from.
ReplyDeleteYou can have hm, his eyes are too close together.
ReplyDeleteAnd when he tried to look like hipster Jesus, gross.
Why bring Johnny Depp into this?
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