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This pair will not be good for each other. It will be an explosive mess that will end up front and center on the tabloids. A comic actress who recently split with a superhero and the in bad shape right now actor who loves going commando and makes sure you know it. It is interesting we talk more about that then his former hit cable show in which he starred.
Jenny Slate/Jon Hamm
ReplyDeleteJenny Slate/Faasbender?
ReplyDeleteLet's be honest, we can't wait. TGIF beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteHow is it that plain-Jane, averagely talented Jenny Slate ends up with these really good looking guys?
ReplyDeleteEven tho she has a LOT of issues, I still find her really entertaining and funny as hell. I wouldn't call her a plain-jane either--I think she's cute
ReplyDeleteShe looks like Ted Cruz if that's your definition of cute then idk what to say LMAO
ReplyDeleteHammalate
ReplyDeleteWell, the only two we know of now have both been a hot mess with rumored substance issues prior to her... IJS.
ReplyDeleteAnd there's probably some truth to the saying that ugly girls are better in bed because they have to work harder at it. The way she's fangirled over "hunky" celeb men (and while she was still very married lol) and the way she talks about sex, she seems the type do anything in bed then tell herself getting shit on was like an empowering feminist act or some bs. So I can see it. It's probably all about sex. Guys really are that basic.
She is just another hookup for the Hammaconda I'm sure but JS is probably planning the wedding already. She is nutty.
ReplyDeleteDefinitily not cute. She is ugly. And she can be funny when she is saying someone's else words. Her "humor" is pathetic and crude. Unless you like body fluids jokes. Or jokes about sexual abuse.
ReplyDeleteshe's pretty ugly for hollywood and normal for the real world.
ReplyDeletestill, I think she's hilarious and seems nice. she was damn funny as jean ralphio's sister in Parks & Rec!!!
anybody notice jon hamm has been wandering around los feliz drunk the past couple of weeks???
ReplyDeleteProbably because she's freakin' hilarious, doesn't spend hours in front of a mirror, and probably more down to earth than someone botoxed up the wazoo. And she probably has really good weed.
ReplyDeleteBecause she was goddamn Mona Lisa Saperstein.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't spend hours in front of the mirror because she knows that it won't make any difference. Really don't know what people see on her that it's funny, besides her face. She is ugly and I don't fell guilty saying that about someone who makes jokes about other people’s looks at twitter.
ReplyDeleteJenny Slate/Louis CK
ReplyDeleteNever could get into Parks and Rec, had to google that. Eh.
ReplyDeleteTo each their own, I guess. Maybe outside of SNL she's funny.
ReplyDeleteWhy so mean? JS is attractive, maybe not gorgeous by Hollywood standards but who gives a fuck? Why would anybody get off on being so cruel? What the fuck is wrong with you? Too bitter about your own looks perhaps?
ReplyDeleteAnd why do you care? For sure I will not waste my time defending someone who makes jokes about fat people and mental willness and slut shame other women because of her clothes. She brings that to her when she thinks she can make jokes about other people's looks. But I guess that she is a comedian, so she gets a pass for that? But no one can make jokes about her?
ReplyDeleteWhere does she get her weed.
ReplyDelete"Loves going commando and makes sure you know it." We need photographic evidence of this, Enty. TIA.
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ReplyDeleteTotally never thought of it but you're so exactly right.
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